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 No.183917

So basically I was on the train to Sydney and the whole time I was in, like, an altered state of mind but also pretty euphoric
It took me a while but I eventually realised that it was the influence of a witch acting on my mind

I tried to sense where the influence was coming from and eventually triangulated it to a known Liberal suburb called Newtown - enemy territory.
Newtown wasn't as outwardly disgusting and evil as I thought it would be but basically I kept tracking the witch's influence and arrived at essentially an apartment building
I hovered around outside there for about 10 minutes trying to figure out which room the witch lived in and at some point I heard the gate open and STAY open, clearly the witch inviting me in

So I walk in and I knock on a few doors, LITERALLY committing a small trespass
Since I'm a good servant of the Lord I had my King James Bible on me so I took it out so that if questioned I could claim I was going door-to-door spreading the good Word
Basically I knock on a few doors, no one answers and then I feel silly and get on a train
If I got eternally cursed for entering a witch's domain then so be it, I deserve it

I am mainly telling this story to confess, that I might be forgiven - and also in the vain hope that someone will stop me from becoming too hysterical even though I know that control over madness has to come from within me

 No.183918

>>183917
Weakest astrologybaby o algo

 No.183919

You could've fucked hairy witch pussy if you hadn't gave up

 No.183922

>>183919
witches have good pubic hygeine(not being sarcastic)

 No.183925

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>Liberal in America
<Liberal in Australia

 No.183949

>>183917
we don’t have witches in queensland because we’re casually racist and say nigger a lot and witches don’t like racism. maybe if you want to get rid of the witch’s curse say nigger three times and then talk about how much you like pauline hansen and bob katter for 10 minutes it should confuse the witch into thinking you’re a queenslander and she should leave you alone.

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 No.183985

>>183971
cute booze demon



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