Someone created a diagram that should prove astrology to anyone not utterly committed to keeping their heads in the sand.

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Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:05:49 No.193446

Someone created a diagram that should prove astrology to anyone not utterly committed to keeping their heads in the sand.

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:06:04 No.193447

File: 1755713164432.png (581.66 KB, 612x779, Taurus Moon guys.png)

All the Taurus Moon guys have this certain placid, self-satisfied air… a bit like a cow.

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:06:20 No.193448

File: 1755713180482.png (672.76 KB, 721x808, Pisces Moon guys.png)

In the case of the Pisces Moon guys, they have these curious, seeking eyes… except the young ones, who look rather blank.

Bataille in particular (Pisces Moon and Rising) really does resemble a fish.

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:06:48 No.193449

File: 1755713208363.png (642.58 KB, 594x793, Aries Moon guys.png)

They all have an intense gaze that really confronts you, and an aquiline nose.

Anonymous 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:07:21 No.193450

jews

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:07:42 No.193451

>>193449
this is also my placement. anyone that has seen my face should see the smiliarity in the large nose and eyes

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:07:52 No.193452

File: 1755713272692.png (609.55 KB, 598x798, Capricorn Moon guys.png)

The Capricorn Moons. Strong jawlines and prominent cheekbones. Tired, deep-set eyes with downward canthal tilts, that glance almost mistrustfully away from the photographer. Pursed lips. A silently judgmental air.

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:11:55 No.193453

also Steve Job in that image is my "astro twin"
and he has exactly my jaw shape, and a similar nose

Anonymous 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:19:35 No.193454

nobody cares tranny 🤡🤡🤡

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:20:22 No.193455

>>193454
It's really interesting how your entire personality is determined by the Moon being in Virgo and Jupiter in Scorpio

Anonymous 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:21:46 No.193456

>>193446
Dude I was wondering if that post on /x/ was you!

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:24:22 No.193458

I think the cancer ascendant guy and the taurus ascendant guy in the aries moon column both look very close to how i look, and cancer is my D9 and D10 ascendant whereas taurus is the ascendant in the D7 chart.

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:29:09 No.193460

File: 1755714549306.png (97.62 KB, 559x552, file.png)

My D16 chart is sooo mentally ill

Anonymous 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:34:19 No.193461

fat selfbumping nigger end your life as soon as possible

Anonymous 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:35:05 No.193463

>>193461
his placements made him thin

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:35:09 No.193464

>>193461
fat is when you're skinny as fuck
self bumping is when you increase the quality of your own threads by continuing to interact with them

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:36:13 No.193465

File: 1755714973678.png (126.16 KB, 557x600, file.png)

>>193463
trvke
saturn dominance means skinny ectomorphic body (saturn stands for scarcity)

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/20/25 (Wed) 18:39:05 No.193468

File: 1755715145044.png (107.01 KB, 771x533, file.png)

>ntuition for the designs and weaknesses of foes. Compelling,
appealing.
Explains why I'm so adept at stopping detractors like the croatian right in their track. I use my scorpio ascendant intuition to deconstruct their personas through their placements, and put them right in their place. This is also how I so easily convince people to the brilliant science that is astrology.

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/21/25 (Thu) 08:34:30 No.193630

File: 1755765270184.png (558.57 KB, 608x795, Sagittarius Moon guys.png)

The Saggitarius Moons (pic related). Narrower faces. In the ones who are grinning (do you see other moon signs grin like that?) the buck-toothiness is indeed evident.

Anonymous 08/21/25 (Thu) 08:38:59 No.193632

i'm beginning to understand a few things, should i stop before it's too late

Anonymous 08/21/25 (Thu) 09:22:22 No.193638

Biggest schizo brap to date

Anonymous 08/21/25 (Thu) 09:27:26 No.193640

>>193630
What does scorpio moons look like

Anonymous 08/21/25 (Thu) 09:32:16 No.193641

if people had this much dedication to study actual sciences, we would have cancer cure by now

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/21/25 (Thu) 10:03:18 No.193649

>>193641
true people should look less into the material causes of cancer and more into the horoscopal/vibrational causes of cancer

🇵🇱🇲🇦🇰🇿 08/21/25 (Thu) 10:06:32 No.193650

File: 1755770792263.jpg (61.96 KB, 561x525, IMG_20250731_214958.jpg)

>>193649

Anonymous 08/21/25 (Thu) 10:19:03 No.193652

File: 1755771543462.png (401.73 KB, 561x525, 1755771539.png)

>>193649

Anonymous 08/21/25 (Thu) 10:33:33 No.193655

>>193641
German avtism has been disweaponized
otherwise they would be creating Wunderwaffen
:whale:

🇵🇱🇲🇦🇰🇿 08/21/25 (Thu) 10:57:59 No.193658

>>193655
truth

Anonymous 08/21/25 (Thu) 11:00:04 No.193659

>>193641
Scientists have done similar (but less retarded) things like this. For instance Francis Galton took the composite faces of various different social groups (such as vegetarians, criminals, meat eaters, poor people, etcetera) and compared them to one another. A better way to test astrology would have been to create facial composites of different people in each astrological category and compare those rather than individual faces.

Mr. Hans the 卐1488HitleFan1488卐 08/21/25 (Thu) 11:20:59 No.193663

File: 1755775259028.png (712.41 KB, 653x792, Scorpio Moon guys.png)

>>193640
It's there, but it's hard to put my finger on! Some of them have quite wide noses. Many of them have eyes evading the camera, though it's more subtle than with the Capricorn Moons. Now I want to see them in motion…