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 No.199139

An American, a German and an Oltean meet a cannibal:
The cannibal: If you want to live, you have to give me something so that I don't find it.
The American man hides a bolt 10 m underground,
the cannibal finds it.
The German man has a pebble under his tongue, the cannibal finds it.
After that, at one point, the Oltean farts and tells the cannibal: "Find it!"

 No.199148

every thread deserves a reply doe

 No.199153

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Hilarious.

 No.199154

>>199153
Yaaasss xueen, we need more tranny tier jokes thats gooder

 No.199156

>>199154
you just told one doe

 No.199157

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

 No.199158

>>199156
brap jokes are aryan doe

 No.199159

>>199157
yo why is her shirt brown

 No.199164

A Pole, Russian and German were riding a train. They decided to make a bet about who is the best thief among them.
"Turn off the lights and give me 20 seconds" - says the German.
After 20 seconds they turn on the lights. Seemingly nothing has changed, but then the German gives the others their watches back
"Turn off the lights and give me 10 seconds" - says the Russian
After 10 seconds they turn the lights back on and the Russian gives the others their pants back
"Turn off the lights and give me 5 seconds" - says the Pole
After 5 seconds they turn the lights back on and everything seems the same but then the conductor walks in and says "We have to leave, the tracks are gone"

 No.199166

>>199164
LMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.199167

>>199164
We gypsyBVLLS would have stolen the whole train

 No.199172

Two negroes are walking down the street when they see a sign that promises to turn anyone White for just $1.50. They look through their pockets and find three $1 bills so they devise a simple plan: one walks in, becomes White, comes out and gives the other one the 50 cents of change so he could become White too. The first nig goes there, spends half an hour there, comes out and starts walking away. His friend screams at him from behind: "Hey man, give me my 50 cents!". He replies back: "Get a job, nigger.".

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 No.199174

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 No.199175

>>199172
I knew the punchline because there was a similar joke about Jews escaping Auschwitz

 No.199176

>>199175
LMMMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.199177

How do Oltenians teach children when they are little to put on their underwear?
With the yellow in front and the brown in the back!

 No.199178

>>199174
lee goldson

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 No.199186

>>199175
Can you say it

 No.199187

a kurd was hiding in the closet
why?
because he was afraid hunger would kill him

 No.199190

>>199187
We have better
>How do Oltenians make powder milk?
>They throw the cow out of the airplane

 No.199192

>>199190
an arab wanted to open an ice shop, he didnt know what to call it, so he called it "dry water shop"

 No.199195

When it was time to distribute Christmas gifts, the Oltean man arrived too late to see Jesus, and Jesus said to him: Well, my dear, you came too late, so all you have left is stupidity and beauty. What do you choose?
The Oltean man: Then Lord, beauty is passing!

 No.199197

>>199186
A German officer says to Jews "whoever manages to escape the camp will be free and get German citizenship". Two Jews came up with a plan: "You'll give me a boost so I can climb the wall and I'll pull you up". They meet during the night and and one of the Jews manages to climb the wall thanks to his friend.
"Okay, now help me get up there" - says the one on the bottom
"Fuck off kike" - replies the one on the top

 No.199201

two kurds tried to escape prison by killing the guards, when they tried to approach them they found out the guards werent there, so one said"go bakc, the plan failed"

 No.199204

How to sink a German submarine?
Knock on the door xD

 No.199205

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 No.199208

An Oltenian is sentenced to death by electrocution. He is placed in the electric chair and asked what his last wish is. The Oltenian replies: Hold my hand.

 No.199297

>>199208
Houjuu Nue is sentenced to death by electrocution. She is placed in the electric chair and asked what her last wish is. Nue replies: Hold my dick.

 No.199298




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