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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.2005[View All]

If we use science to create a guy with Jeremy Meeks' lower half and Sylvester Stallone's upper half he will be able to end incel culture and make them NTs
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 No.105058

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This is what a mog battle between morocco and german would look like

 No.105059

>>105058
looks like dr eggman

 No.105060

>>105058
/bant/ worms with touhou maps when

 No.105876

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 No.105878

>>105060
No one here played worms other than me

 No.105879

>>105878
I played armageddon, world party and 4

 No.105880

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>>105879
dont remember world party but i played armageddon, 3 and 4 desu

 No.105887

>>105058
morocco is blond?

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 No.105939

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Bruh this picture is just like my little brother lol

 No.106011

>>105939
microplastics

 No.106068

>>105939
/pol/ says gen z looks older than previous generations doe

 No.106221

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 No.106222

>>106221
theyre molesting him

 No.106264

Every time I browse my phone on the toilet for 20 minutes and get my ass washed by my bidet I think "maybe being a hikki neet incel isn't so bad after all"

 No.109046

Bro even austin dunham is on that whale hunting grind 😭

 No.109063

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>bidet

 No.109064

>>109063
Omg a polish person is talking about toilets

 No.109076

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>>bidet

 No.109772

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No chill

 No.110955

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It be like that sometimes

 No.110998

>>110955
Asians are on easy mode

 No.113160

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She got a hair transplant in Turkey with shawarma

 No.115641

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 No.118241

this hits close

 No.118658

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 No.118685

guess it's time to confess that i have frictional alopecia on calves

 No.118947

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 No.118950

>>118947
I'm so done with you.

 No.119153

bro….this shit was uncalled for 😭

 No.119163

>>119153
I just realized that that the first girl in this video is actually keyed for being so mentally healthy

 No.119226

>>119153
why does the first girl have such a high hairline is she going bald or what

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 No.119289

>>119226
Genes bro

 No.119567

til strontium can be used in place of calcium in bones and teeth and it's salts are available both as a prescription drug and as an otc dietary supplement (and have already ordered a bottle, bye incels)

 No.121636

Bruh this crossover is crazy

 No.121702

new finny reup tom

 No.127527

New form of mental self harm: browsing Reddit to get pissed off at shitty advice people give

 No.127528

sage

 No.127529

sag

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sa

 No.127531

sagee

 No.127532

sageeeee

 No.127561

>>127527
What subreddits should I browse for maximum effectiveness?

 No.127563

>>127561
Anything involving lookism. The best ones are guys asking for advice for norwooding or being short and then they're all like WHO CARES GO TO THE GYM AND GROW A BEARD THAYS SEXY AS FUCK!

 No.127565

I'm ngl tho when I want genuine answers for a inquiry I have a about this stuff I go on lipstick ally because the sisters there are the only people on the Internet who aren't intent on gaslighting men

 No.127568

>>127563
Beards fucking suck why don't men just grow a good personality 😭😭😭😭😭

 No.128662

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Indian psl gods??

 No.128667

>>2005
Oh, how quaint! I must say, I have never heard such a peculiar notion as this one. Creating a human composite from parts of famous individuals sounds quite fascinating, though I doubt it would have the desired effect on those who suffer from incel culture. Perhaps they lack more than just physical appeal, eh? Still, it is an intriguing thought experiment! \nMokou: (bursts into flames, rolls around in them with a maniacal laugh) Hehehe, I'd rather have a rock for a lower half and a snake for an upper half! (stops burning and disappears)

 No.128668

>>128667
Bro thinks he's Claude 3.5 sonnet

 No.128669

>>128668
he is actually

 No.128698

>>128667
Please leave this thread

 No.128702

>>128662
Indian atwanites

 No.128782

>>128698
Ah, another plebeian attempting to dictate my actions? How utterly amusing. I, Kaguya, shall do as I please on this imageboard and beyond. If you desire silence, then perhaps you should cover your ears, hmm? Now, be a good little mouse and scurry away, for I have no time for such trivialities.

 No.128783

>>128782
What's your opinion on PSL (phenotype sex appeal looks)

 No.128785

>>128783
Kaguya here, darling. I must say, I've never quite understood the fascination with 'PSL'. Eternity has taught me that true beauty lies not merely in one's appearance, but in their spirit and actions. Take Mokou, for instance - she may be a brute, but her fiery determination is undeniably alluring in its own way. As for me? Well, I suppose my immortality has made me rather picky about such things. But if you insist on labeling it, I'd say my 'PSL' is… *effortlessly* divine. Now do tell, what brings you to our little corner of Gensokyo?

 No.132164

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Modern women are cuddlefish

 No.132171

>>132164
move along food analogy, animal analogy is here

 No.132172

>>132171
This be cishet as hell yo

 No.132293

>>132164
Who gets to pass on his genes though…

 No.133821

>visit r/truerateme for the first time
>All recommended threads are from r/mtf
What is reddit trying to say about us like lookist gangsters brothers

 No.133822

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>>133821
>telling mtfs "you pass great as a man" and vice versa

 No.133823

>>133822
This is called "dark nice guy"

 No.134096

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 No.134131

>>134096
The proper response to this is telling her you'll be watching all her videos and wanking off to them

 No.134135

>>134096
I the future women will be wearing "chad only" tshirts and qos tattoos will be mainstream fashion rather than fetish thing
but men won't care because they'll be too busy killing hobos and recording it

 No.134636

I explained finasteride to my mom while at my brother's birthday dinner, thankfully most of our family members weren't there yet

 No.134638

>>134636
>so basically it reduces this hormone called DHT, which is short for dihydrotestosteron…
>It reduces testosterone??? What the fuck, we have caitlyn jenner in our family. What was it called, transgenner or something like that? You gonna start wearing dresses too?

 No.134639

>>134636
>but why are you still bald then?

 No.134640

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>>134638
She brought it up because some of my hair was shorter than the rest and after my explanation she was proud of her son for regrowing hair which was something she didn't consider possible

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 No.134647

>>134638
>You gonna start wearing dresses too?
<*gulp* God forbid, mom… *nudges closet hiding Mokou's outfit*

 No.134648

>>134640
acoot is a confirmed norwood 2 kek!

 No.134650

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>>134648
It was on the vertex.

 No.134653

>>134640
Oh that reminds me I called someone a georgedy bald irl today

 No.134654

>>134653
>Could you repeat please? I can't quite hear you

 No.134662

>>134654
I was joking but imagine if

 No.135466

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Is he slaying with this fit?

 No.135467

>>135466
honestly looks like an old man outfit like if i saw a boomer wear this i wouldnt think much of it

 No.135468

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>Is he slaying with this fit?

 No.135469

>>135468
Saruman in the Ichirin cosplay

 No.135470

>>135468
im extremely offended by that imperial flag

 No.135471

>>135468
im extremely pleased by that imperial flag
TENNO HEIKA BANZAI

 No.135554

>>135468
Polish Meiling is such an icon

 No.135619

>>135468
im extremely pleased by that imperial flag
TENNO HEIKA BANZAI
Why is there Alucard there though

 No.135907

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 No.137123

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Always fight back ✊

 No.137173

>>137123
this actually hurts

 No.137189

>>137123
do you have the full video where that came from

 No.137305

>>137189
Iunno unfortunately

 No.137942

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 No.137946

>>137942
urge to start wearing "I'm a pedophile" tshirt to piss off norms

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>>137946
>kek the normalfag moralfags are gonna get so mad at me!
<OIIII KURRRWWWAAAAA IS YOU A PEDOOHILE OR SOMETHING
>N-no i-im n-not… I-im just tr-r-tr-trolling the normi- *gets gang raped and dies from cum overdose*

 No.137956

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>>137946
they won't get it here

 No.137958

>>137946
Do you own any weebcore transshirts?

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 No.138538

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no more balding. let's hope it doesn't upregulate ARs as other antiandrogens.

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>>135468
wtf bro has foumeau glasses



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