What would /bant/gods do if they got drafted?

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Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 11:56:00 No.204466

What would /bant/gods do if they got drafted?

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 11:59:12 No.204469

pee and poo no draft for me

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 12:02:09 No.204472

pee and poo no draft for me

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 12:09:29 No.204473

wriggle btfo

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 12:13:08 No.204475

>>204473
What does this have to do with my question? Bantculture sucks
:nvke:

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 12:14:54 No.204479

Too tall

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 12:16:22 No.204482

File: 1758284182350.mp4 (3.69 MB, 852x480, the jew fears the samurai.mp4)

>>204466
Fight but not die

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 13:23:39 No.204512

Once deployed, I would find the nearest woman and do the needful (Indo-European tradition)

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 13:30:33 No.204517

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Dronestrike tpg and post the vid here

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 13:32:02 No.204519

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>>204517

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 13:39:46 No.204524

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i'd dodge fpv drones just like in muh shmups

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 13:43:25 No.204525

born to grill

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 13:47:37 No.204526

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If I got drafted I would kill certain supreme court judges in Terraria.

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 13:57:34 No.204527

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cuddle pows

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 14:04:13 No.204528

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>what do you mean I can't take my hair loss meds with me?

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 16:17:46 No.204585

>>204475
AC sucks at everything
:fact:

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 19:23:50 No.204622

>>204517
WHY ME

Anonymous 09/19/25 (Fri) 19:58:09 No.204632

>>204622
NATO + black

Anonymous 09/20/25 (Sat) 22:52:51 No.204932

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>>204517

🇵🇱🇲🇦🇰🇿 09/20/25 (Sat) 23:17:00 No.204936

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i dont think ill be drafted anywhere soon, the country doesnt have a fixated threat officially speaking

Anonymous 09/20/25 (Sat) 23:46:03 No.204938

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>>204936
You will be drafted as a femboy podstilka spy to get the secrets from the jews

Anonymous 09/21/25 (Sun) 00:00:47 No.204941

>>204938
The most dangerous spy

Anonymous 09/21/25 (Sun) 00:44:38 No.204948

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>Iramqi in Tell .avif is getting thee codes

Anonymous 09/21/25 (Sun) 00:47:17 No.204950

>>204948

🇵🇱🇲🇦🇰🇿 09/21/25 (Sun) 00:50:05 No.204952

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>>204948

Anonymous 09/21/25 (Sun) 00:51:59 No.204953

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>>204952
anything to defeat ze juice

Anonymous 09/21/25 (Sun) 01:52:52 No.204958

>>204948
>>204938
this scenario but the jews are futas
:ahegao:

Anonymous 09/21/25 (Sun) 02:01:01 No.204959

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>>204958
TSMT

Anonymous 09/21/25 (Sun) 05:07:08 No.204994

>>204948
joos btfo