Sleeping on the floor goes so hard, there are some days where I be like damn I'd rather sleep on the floor than the bedI wonder why this is

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Anonymous 09/29/25 (Mon) 22:10:53 No.208883

Sleeping on the floor goes so hard, there are some days where I be like damn I'd rather sleep on the floor than the bed

I wonder why this is

Anonymous 09/29/25 (Mon) 22:11:45 No.208885

because you want to be stepped on

09/29/25 (Mon) 22:13:05 No.208887

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Anonymous 09/29/25 (Mon) 22:13:44 No.208888

Cold air is thicker and therefore concentrates on the bottom which increases sleep quality cuz cooler temperature or… You like to be stepped on
:brain:

Anonymous 09/29/25 (Mon) 22:28:02 No.208905

>>208885

Anonymous 🇮🇱 09/30/25 (Tue) 01:07:54 No.208932

bugs love when you sleep on the floor because you are so warm and snuggly and they even nibble on your flesh

Anonymous 09/30/25 (Tue) 03:15:04 No.208945

>>208932
:3

Anonymous 09/30/25 (Tue) 03:38:34 No.208947

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Duuuuude the floor was too comfy, I woke up five minutes late to work so I ran out the door with toast in my mouth and such and when I got to work I bowed and was like gomennasai gozai masu boss-san and he was like "huh?" because he was very invested in the football game and didn't even realize I was late so it worked out in the end but it was scary
>>208932
Happy to give back to the ecosystem… Little by little….

No but srsly I only really have to deal with those evil centipedes and I think they don't like carpet because it screws with their legs maybe so bugs are not a concern fo me

Anonymous 09/30/25 (Tue) 05:17:36 No.208958

The jews dont want you to find out how comfy sleeping in a bathtub is
:fact2:

Anonymous 09/30/25 (Tue) 05:24:19 No.208960

>>208958
Tub hurts my back
I would like to go to sleep in the bath but when I was little and in music class the teacher told me about this negress musician who was very talented but she fell into a deep sleep and drowned in her bathtub so I haven't fallen asleep in any body of water ever since 0_0

Anonymous 09/30/25 (Tue) 05:48:28 No.208963

>>208958
this but filled with futa cum

Anonymous 09/30/25 (Tue) 05:54:14 No.208964

>>208963

Anonymous 09/30/25 (Tue) 05:57:23 No.208966

>>208963

Anonymous 09/30/25 (Tue) 06:07:02 No.208973

>>208963
Actually I think being in some kind of warm slime might be therapeutic, like a mud bath, but futa cum is sticky and probably smells awful and semen doesn't stick around for long in open air so it would actually be very inefficient because it would only last maybe a few minutes before getting gross and crusty

Anonymous 09/30/25 (Tue) 07:24:36 No.209005

>>208963