No.210129
>be me
>be born
>live
>fall into open sewer
>die
>"hello, anon, i'm linus torvalds. but you can call me st. linux. i created the simulation you're all in"
>"your life was a game. there was one objective."
>"when you were born, you started out with your source code. as you matured and interacted with your environment, your source code grew and evolved."
>"however, there are hackers in the simulation. they're called philosophical zombies, or npcs. the npcs try to hack into your mind and steal your code."
>"they are only able to bypass the security mechanisms for your neural servers by ocular linkup."
>"in other words,"
>"they have to look you in the eye"
>"congratulations, anon, due to your terminal autism, you have never made eye contact with anyone, therefore no one has stolen your source code."
>"congratulations, anon. you win the simulation"
>be born the next king of england
No.210138
It looks like he's wearing Tewi's carrot necklace from the thumbnail gég
No.210158
I wanted to go to Gensokyo
No.210159
I wanted to go to Yurukusanae
