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 No.213245

i should have more pride in my weenie, its a very unique weenie, not too big not too small

 No.213246

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tf is bro yapping about

 No.213247

>>213246
my dick

 No.213248

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You cant be proud about a thingyou was born with. Only things you worked hard to get.

 No.213249

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>>213249
zamn, Iramqi looks like THAT???

 No.213256

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 No.213262

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>>213248
maricel got left out

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>>213262
its because shes too good for all those TRASHhus

except meiling

 No.213266

>>213262
Thats why theyre so angry

 No.213271

>>213262
Marisa is not gay like them.

 No.213272

>>213271
And thats why she pulls her tongue waiting for her turn. So logical.

 No.213273

talk about my dick, not a porn a pic!

 No.213275

>>213273
post it

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 No.213279

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6 inches was only big in the past like in the baby boomer era. Just like the average height increased over generations so did dick size so nowadays 6 inches is nothing, you should have at least 7 inches to be considered big. Since boomers are also shorter than following generations this also plays a big difference since the body-to-dick ratio matters like if your dick is 10% the size of your body then it is considered big so if someone is 160cm but his pecker is 16cm that means the person will appear to be hunger than he seems but that's actually just optics which is why lanklets will appear to have micropeckers compared to manlets. There is also that people back then didn't had access to porn so their standards where not so out of control as it is nowadays. I could easily trade 8cm of my height for 2cm dick increase because in my opinion height is just a gigacope from someone who is lacking something else just like men with small penis syndrome will like to show off big things to compensate for the fact that he is a dicklet.

 No.213280

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stop thinking about penises

 No.213281

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the last 2 threads iramqi made were about penises, so funny and engaging

still, you can't just post futanari though, that would be gay as fuck or algo

 No.213283

>>213279
>like men with small penis syndrome will like to show off big things to compensate for the fact that he is a dicklet
nice shrek reference

 No.213284

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>>213281
Yeah! futa is for faggots! otknk pidoraschy is the real deal! amirite my fellow binters???

 No.213286

we call them clitties here ma'am

 No.213287

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>>213284
pidorocracy

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>>213287
the fuck is this faggot trying to accomplish by posing in front of me like that

 No.213292

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>>213279
>duuuuuuuude my wee-wee isnt big enough according to arbitrary standards set by faggots and retards
ФАКТ: the human vagina is only ~4 inches deep (scientifically speaking it caps out at 3.9 so you have some wiggle room, little crying baby nigger boy)
ФАКТ: there is a test you can do to ascertain if your girth is enough. get a toilet paper roll and stick your cock inside it and try to get hard. if you can feel the cardboard, you're good

this conversation is gay and you should stop worrying about it. youre very likely not a dicklet and if you are there's no changing it so either otknk or rope or stfu about your penis, pick one

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 No.213295

Let me tell you a story. There were two guys: one's dick was long and thin, the other's short and thick. You may ask: which one had it better. The answer is none, because both were caged and slaves to bfc

 No.213297

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>>213294
issa true doe, no wahmen will ever see a 5 incher and be like "ew ur small" unless she's addicted to getting BLACKED or some such nonsense and if thats the case dont even waste ur time. i suppose u wouldnt find out until ur in the bedroom but size queens tend to not be very subtle about it typically
>>213295
bleed out and die

 No.213305

>>213273
Your penis will be caged and ignored

 No.213307

>>213305
Sometimes I think about what if I was born in feudal Japan and actually there's no good way to say this but the point is eye llt and the busty mid 20s village miko loves me

 No.213319

too straight to engage in such topics

 No.213320

>>213319
You're straight? That makes two of us. We should get to know each other better 😉

 No.213325

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>You're straight? That makes two of us.

 No.213328

>>213325
are you the one on the left or the right

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>>213328
I am Bougetsushou Reisen sitting on the cuck chair.

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>>213332
sorry i dont speak non-manlinegame'ish

 No.213364

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>>213292
>wah wah wah
Why is this conversation gay? Jeeeez, I didn't knew you were so insecure, momijipidor.

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>get a toilet paper roll and stick your cock inside it
It doesn't go in

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>>213470
hi nue

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>>213470
This is how it feels to be a frog god

 No.213476

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>frog god

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>>213249
>POV: *You're a busty Kurdish woman ready to ravish Iramqi Tewi's virginity and make him a father thus increasing the IQ of Mesopotamia as a whole*

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>>213651
*decrease

 No.213654

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>This is how it feels to be a frog god

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>>213654
based ice fairy

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>>213653
*increase

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>>213661
*plummet

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>>213708
*expand

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>>214775
If I walked in and saw this, there would've been a massacre

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>>214776
massacre in question:

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 No.214781

>>214779
Tasty Futa Dick?

 No.214783

>>214778
Pidor Svinya

 No.214789

>>214781
No, it could have been based but you made it pidoric by making them futas 👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿

 No.214809

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>>214789
>actual pidors are less pidory than futas
Antipidors are so amazing at their mental gymnastics.

 No.214820

>>214809
Because futa is an inversion of the natural order, I wrote about this in one of my essays, check the catalog.

 No.214821

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>>214820
As if pidorses are not an inversion
>read my shit
Sorry if I wanted to read some 5iq posts Id rather check some of the horoscope bullshit

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>>214821
You are a pig and I will gut you

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>>214821
>>214822
High sexual tension.

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>>214823
Stop copying me



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