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 No.219734

why would I want to date or have sex when I can just do ACTUALLY COOL things like playing video games and doing linux stuff and astronomy and other hobbies like playing an instrument or coding or watching anime and reading manga?
those things are way more fun and cool than than wasting your time trying to fuck someone or foster a relationship. dating takes up all of your time and you're devoting it towards someone else instead of yourself

 No.219735

This is the ssris talking

 No.219738

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>>219735
even if i wanted to date and have sex i wouldn't get it anyway for the sole fact that i'm a trans woman, i'm dirt to men. i stopped caring completely now.
>just detrans and date women
women are disgusting physically and mentally and even if i tried pretending to be a man women wouldn't date me because i'm physically castrated

 No.219739

reminder that dating isnt 'normal' and hasnt even existed for 100 years

 No.219743

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 No.219792

never date
never have sex
always goon

 No.219812

The fit, handsome and educated black chaser who makes six figures standing on suigintroon's balcony with a bouquet of flowers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvcsWEs7dII

 No.219815

>>219738
>women wouldn't date me because i'm physically castrated
Modern women would prefer that actually because it means they don't have to fuck their oofy doofies once a year to pretend to be interested

 No.219820

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Women shouldn't date me. In an ideal world of my design every relationship with every non-blood-related woman in my life is a series of casual hookups where they all desperately compete for my attention and are willing to paypig for it. I will have a net worth rivaling Bill Gates, and drive a Ferrari everywhere because of this arranmeeperent.

 No.219822

>>219820
what about men

 No.219824

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>>219820
Sorry but woemen only like chads and shit, you can still have your dream be real with us incels and gymbros though

 No.219831

>>219820
would you perform ass to mouth on a strapon if a girl wanted you to

 No.219839

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>>219820
its hard to find a male paypig who isnt completely deranged and will just oen day stop taking his meds so to find a female paypig who is hot and isnt fat and would be willing to pay for you and not just someone who is the exact same but possibley even willing to pay them isntead would be hard, maybe try dressing and acting like a baby you could find more of a niche

 No.219884

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>why would I
Who asked tho

 No.219886

>>219884
Spittin faxx my brotha, all thremboys, crossdressers and transqueens will be raped (without consent) once we estabilish bibisi empire

 No.219891

>>219886
Yes, we won't rape them for pleasure but as punishment

 No.219901

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>>219820
You are like the main character of a 'noko h-manga I once read who is a neotenous chad and is popular with women but well y'know.

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>>219891
You won't rape because you will be caged and sissyfied

 No.219910

>>219903
keep telling yourself that but just remember the rooster is coming to brood

 No.219914

>>219910
>no u
Yes, sister, it's totally goteem

 No.219916

>>219886
>>219891
You'll have to go through me first
Stand behind me queens, I'll protect you

 No.219918

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>>219916
There is no place for white knights in this dog-eats-dog world, you`re either with us bulls, or…

 No.219920

>>219916
Ohhh we finna 'go through' you alright

 No.219926

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as always, antipidors are gon be do dey gay stuff, but that not gay because it's completely opposite. Or is it?

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 No.219931

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>>219926
Correcting 'nokos isnt gay, dey just lack a father figure in their life and we be providing it to them, for a price of course…

 No.219932

>>219931
would you correct yourself if you had a time machine

 No.219935

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>>219932
If by correcting you mean send all the money to my younger self and tell him to buy bitcoins, then yes, i would

 No.219936

>>219932
I'd take one for the team and tell myself about nvidia and bitcoin

 No.219937

>>219935
>send all the money
as a payment for hard correction

 No.219941

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 No.219942

>>219937
There will be no correction because otherwise i wont make it to 30 as a wizard

 No.219954

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jews

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Once again, this entire thread:

 No.220005

>>220002
Kek they're all 'cado

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