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NEW BOARD LAUNCHED: /cp/ - Chiruno Pictures

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 No.222550

No Nut November progress reports thread

 No.222553

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 No.222555

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Two days in, still clean
I feel like I'm in the zombie apocalypse but the zombies are gooners, anyone who loses before the first week their ass would NOT survive the zombie apocalypse. you reading, you would be a zombie right now lil nigga.

>>222553
kek this reminds me of that video on the nyc subway where the lightskin bitch is getting mad because ppl are complaining about her breast feeding her baby (who is a full grown adult nigga)

Also
>Girl Tamers Regression Diapers, Anime Design

holy shit is this real?
Imagine you're a foid, you just went on the best date of your life. He's funny, good-looking, rich, and is into all the same things as you (but to a lesser degree so you feel like you're teaching him)
He takes you by the hand into his Lamborghini, drives you to his mansion, you get to his room and THOSE are sitting right there on top of his dresser

 No.222556

I wanted to J.O. when I woke up
But it stopped once I left bed
I probably haven't J.O. since the 30th

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>>222555
>holy shit is this real?
I searched for these and couldn't find anything

 No.222569

I haven't coomed in like 6-7 months, saving it for the special event

 No.222573

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I didnt jerk of on oct 29 30 31st either so i had multiple dreams right on the 1st ahout stuff that turns me on i kept wakijg up hard but i guess i was too tired to jerk to anything my first dream wasnt making me hard it was like all the stuff related to my tastes that i didnt like but then later dreams were like all the shit i wanted it was all really vague so there no point describing but i guess it was the different ghosts of nnn showing me the choices. Few times i almost went to jerk off should get easier later i find

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>>222573
Haha, a hamster crawled up her pants 😊 get out of there lil rascal

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>>222576
Kek it's kino

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>>222573
'llt
>>222576
the board appropriate term is guinea pig, chüddybutt

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 No.222585

Still #WINNING

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Last night I was on censoredbooru and I thought I went past the edge and was going to have a ruined orgasm but only a bead or two of precum leaked out

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>>222587
I think this is a little sexually unusual

 No.222589

File: 1762101763149.mp4 (1.6 MB, 1080x1080, reisen_slap.mp4)

>>222587
>censorshit
never understood this meme, either watch porn or don't, queer faggot

 No.222591

>>222587
the censored goon stuff is funny as heck

 No.222592

>>222589
masochism, it's like orgasm denial

 No.222593

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0 days.

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POV: you put on the momijipedovision goggles

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>>222640
Fucking newfag, I'm proudly anti and I hate cunny intensely

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>>222647
Sorry momijipedo its over

 No.222649

>>222647
Get banned subhuman

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>>222647
… on opposite day

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>>222640
>beta chip technology
two nukes werent enough

 No.222653

>>222651
Why must japs pay for something that was probably a masochist westoid with possibly cuckold fetish made?

 No.222654

>>222651
Bantculture.com actually interfaces with your beta chip and it appears as a 404 if you don't have one

So I have some bad news for you

 No.222655

>>222654
DAAAAAAAMN you aight momiji pidoras

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>>222676
stop posting censorshit or ill make the shoe slave cum in your shoes

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 No.222742

just lost to feet

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>>222742
keep being a handhumping loser ❤️
porn is your god ❤️

 No.222748

>>222744
are you josou seme
or is it big boobed mommy

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>>222748
real question

 No.222805

>>222748
secret 😉

 No.222826

I forgot about NNN and jerked off
But I literally forgot so I'm giving myself a pass

 No.222827

>>222826
just get a cage and you won't forget

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>>222826
Another victim of dementia epidemic

 No.222838

Should we really know about when each one of us busts a nut and loses

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>>222838
Don't do this because MOSSAD will identify you as fertile and dispatch one of the חטיבת סוקובוס של צבא ההגנה הישראלי within 24 hours to harvest your sperm and use it to produce future soldiers for YSRL

 No.222847

I actually read the post wrong and thought you said "we should really know…" but I'm gonna keep the post up because I think it's funny

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>>222838
Well yeah we're bros

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>>222826
I did this

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>>222846
If these were fembois people would enlist

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>>222857
not you too…

 No.222860

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>>222858
The joke is that if you rage it exposes you as a Jew who will finally be banned

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 No.223760

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I can't get a boner (at least not in the right time)… It has been 5 days.

 No.223768

>>223760
Work and school do this 💢

 No.223774

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>>223768
My subconscious is probably committed to the NNN bullshit against my will or some shit like that. In the 7th day, I'll shoot, as God intended.

 No.223782

>>223760
wtf mano i can conjure a boner at will while mindgooning during commute, wuit using jewpills

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>>222640
dump momjipedo lore idgi

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>>223783
He's talking bullshit because I hate both loli and censorshit

 No.223930

>>223783
Momijipedo, like many antis, have to constantly self-affirm that they are not pedos while liking sussy things such as oneshota and pegging which is covert futa on male where he self inserts as the shota getting pegged and shotashit is pedoshit.
>>223782
You should try conjuring my boner for me.

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i was doing perfectly and then i came in my sleep for the first time in one nigerjillion years, jews only reenable my penis when its useful for them

 No.224209

>>223930
i see

why would he do this "tho"

 No.224212

>>224206
What if it wasn't your cum but rather a Jew came and busted in your pants to deceive you

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 No.224214

>>224212
It means you have to lick it off

 No.224215

>>224212
jewish futa succubus

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>>224212
because i came in my dream but im sure jews found a way to make that happen too

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>>224216
are you really in position to say this

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 No.224230

>>224212
Scary NNN creepypasta.

 No.224606

i came

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>>224606
from what source

 No.224608

>>224607
no anal orgasms allowed

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>>224608
He couldve forced it with willpower or plapped doe

 No.224612

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>bantsluttas cant go 1 week without beating off to AI generated futanari porn while simultaneously shoving a phallus shaped object up their anal cavity
just unleash a nuclear holocaust upon the server room already

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>>224612
Uh actually im still winning #NNN so consider yourself deboonked froagnigger

 No.224617

>>224611
STOP TALKING ABOUT PLAPPING
HOW DO YOU EVEN COME FROM THAT

 No.224618

>>224614
I wonder what's the darkest sexual fantasy you've had since starting

 No.224619

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>>224617
Well you could try it and tell us…

 No.224622

Plap is the sound of having sex with fat women. Hence the name of the meme plapjak

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>>224618
Murderin' a hoe cuz im high test

 No.224624

Plap is the sound of Cobson hitting his balls with a dildo. Hence the name of the meme plapjak

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>>224623
you need chemical castration

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>>224628
what booru and tags should I use to find more pictures like this

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 No.224632

>>224631
I don't want horse faces

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>>224632
But thats the best part…
Anyway maybe try human tag idk

 No.224635

>>224634
wait, is that a bulge

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 No.224637

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this is wholesome

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Also daily reminder that theres canonically a place called Gelding Grotta on Equestria map (if you know, you know)

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>>225697
Lmfao
This is why we love soyteens

 No.225700

>>225697
goated with the sauce

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>>225697
My FUARKING heroes are on da list.

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>>225697

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>>225722
This is more aryan than all soypedos combined

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>>225722
not bad not bad

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>>225725
>AFAB anatomy
Who let they/thembro cook

 No.225736

>>225725
>Yuri(15$ upcharge)
What kind of retardation is this? Why does yuri cost more? Also
>15$
I fucking hate when people do this, especially Americans who should know better. It's $15.

 No.226160

>>222826
Pre-nut delusion

 No.228941

ok i ended up failing but it wasnt my fault

 No.228942

>>228941
it was your fault

 No.228954

>>228941
What did you fail to, depending on the answer you shall be spared or sent to the Pidor Svinya concentration camp for rehabilitation and education

 No.228965

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>>228954
i didnt fail to anything it just happened randomly and i still outrape you dont forget

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>>228965
This is what happens when the simulation's code is written by Indians

 No.228978

>>228969
Memory leak soon

 No.228981

From the creators of No Nut November
Here comes Brap Vocaroo December

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>>228983
It's supposed to be really hard to do that o algo

 No.228991

>>228965
Sorry for my insolence, Grand rape wizard

 No.229010

>>228983
Based tewibun smashing that yes button

 No.229012

>>228983
can you do that and still be an alpha male

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 No.229025

>>228983
Whose the one who voted yes, I need to talk to you

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>>229025
no need to, you can get a tutorial by just asking google tho i doubt that you dont know it already, sis

 No.229034

>>229029
Just for this post, I will hang you by your intestines



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