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 No.224184

Bruh I went to the barber today and that nigga fucked me up badly. I told him I wanted kind of a wolf cut type thing but I gave him a lot of creative liberty as long as he kept it kinda emo-ish, free-spirited, I said some other shit too but that was the gist of it, my hair is naturally very curly and such it's difficult to explain but I had nice hair is the point

so this nigga gives me the Ramones cut 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

I'm gonna go back tomorrow and see if I can just get the back and sides shortened because I was kinda happy with it at first and now I'm like damn ts looks like ass, but I didn't take the receipt because I was like "pshhh I'm happy with it and I usually know these things right away (wrong) so why damage the environment" so if they don't want to get me right for free/a discount I might just start over entirely with a buzzcut.

 No.224185

also do you ever feel like when you go to the barber they don't actually gaf what you want and just want you in and out the door as fast as possible? I have been to quick cheap barbers and that's the feeling I've gotten but then when I go to professional salons it's kinda the opposite issue where it seems like they're minmaxing the actual amount of work they have to do. I've told professional stylists like "yeah I'm putting it in ur hands do ur own thing" and then they just snip the ends and be like "ok all done" and I'm like wow this is the same exact thing but shorter

 No.224186

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Barbers are all incompetent nick gurrs you gotta learn to cut your hair yourself or overpay for a gay nigga if you want good looking hair

 No.224187

I cut my own hair. I just castrate it when it grows long enough to cover my chin.

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 No.224191

That one random gooner who posted crossdressing porn on 4chan 10 years ago had no idea it would lead to making some barber's job much harder one day

 No.224192

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>>224186
I have a barber I usually go to and she's a fat nonbinary lesbian who doesn't shave her pits so basically she's a great barber and like the only person I trust with my hair but I took a chance because I have limited money and wanted to invest what I had left because I'm a smart cookie so I went to a cheaper barber

My gambit did not pay off, I should have just bit the bullet and paid the price at Ulta for the lesbian hairdresser

 No.224194

>>224192
>fat nonbinary lesbian
show her touhou

 No.224196

>>224194
this would make me look IMMENSELY autistic methinks

 No.224197

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>>224192
What a normaltranny

 No.224200

>>224197
did you know that in Ethiopia they offer a service that will remove 100% of Jewish genes from your blood?

I would recommend it to you but by the end you'd have no blood 🖕🏻

 No.224203

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>>224196
>autistic
Stopped reading, this poster glows

 No.224205

>>224203
take your meds

 No.224229

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I haven't gone to the barber in years, many years. Probably since middle school.

 No.224322

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metrosexualism bad

 No.224576

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If you want a good haircut for little money, you best choice are muslim immigrants
>fat nonbinary lesbian
This is kino

 No.224578

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>>224576
Obviously, I am talking about men

 No.224579

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I once had a wolf’s cut, I went to some Korean barber, gave me the Korean specific window curtain bangs.
This was years ago, I’ve kept getting the window curtain bangs cut ever since.
That the was only time I ever respected a Korean.

 No.224580

>>224576
Muslim Immigrants make shitty barbers

 No.224582

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Can you go to another barber or so?
don't worry much
hair will grow again
and next time visit a good barber

 No.224585

i don't cut my hair
i don't shave

 No.224587

>>224585
that's Aryan

 No.224588

>>224585
nooooooo I wanted to imagine you as a femboy

 No.224597

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>>224576
This is trending on twitter rn

 No.224600

>>224588
He is a prehistoric femboy, imagine the stimulation from the ass hair

 No.224601

>>224597
Alright, who doxxed rutaka

 No.224664

I got a buzzcut

 No.224729


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>>224729
I feel bad because I lookig very not aesthetic right now but in 2 months I'll have improved my power level because my hair is nice and curly so it's okay, I'm in my anime training arc kinda or maybe that's just how I'm coping because I went to a cheap barbershop instead of a salon and put myself in this situation

 No.224788

>>224664
You no longer want to be pegged, another brotha is free

 No.224795

>>224778
it will grow back in M pattern

 No.224799

>>224795
The future is not lost

 No.224800

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>>224795
Momijipedro in 2 months be like:

 No.224806

>>224795
>>224800
You'll tell if this happens by if I commit a mass shooting or not

 No.224822

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>>224806
You know who to target, brother. HH

 No.224824

>>224822
canon anzu

 No.224832

>>224822
What does hentai haven have to do with any of this



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