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NEW BOARD LAUNCHED: /cp/ - Chiruno Pictures

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 No.224413

tnd

 No.224510

igi

 No.224566

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 No.224589

Total Whale Death

 No.224591

>>224566
Don't worry bunny, I will protect you

 No.225130

I want touhous to flip me off like this + spit on me

 No.225156

if Touhous (female) flipped me like this I'd get on my knees and let them land as many kicks and punches on me as they want, I'd whine like a pig and shake on the floor helplessly trying to cover myself from their blows, they could as well use stun guns and metal rods and cut my hair with scissors and spit on me
but if Touhous (faggots) flipped me like this I'd break their noses and jaws until the blood starts flowing, put them on the ground, and break their fingers one by one
I'm this straight

 No.225166

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>>225156
what if Touhous MTF (female) femboy held you like that with affection and love then got you inside a big mansion and fed you all the food you like while petting your head calling you a goodboy?

 No.225167

>>225156
baby's straightest warrior

 No.225169

it autocorrected bant to baby this is cute I'm not deleting that

 No.225171

>>225156
The hair cutting bit is a step too far, I am like king solomon because all my power is in my hair

 No.225174

>>225171
that was Samson

 No.225175

>>225171
Samson*

king Solomon of ancient Israel had all his powers in a ring, but esoterically that's false too.

🤓☝

 No.225176

>>225174
faster than me!!💢

 No.225178

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>>225174
>that was Sams-glrlglflelglrlfrl

 No.225187

>>225166
there's no disrespect in this situation
but I'd politely decline gestures of affection in case it's romantic
I need to keep things straight after all like a virtuous binter

>>225156
>scissors
my bad
a knife

 No.225188

>>225178
I don't do this

 No.225189

>>225166
pic cute btw



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