>>226508My dad regularly drops schizonvkes, in my meeting with him today he dropped the above and also revealed to me that every single one of Canada's western provinces are secretly moving towards statehood in the United Reich of TRVMPmerica.
I tend to tune out anything he says that has to do with politics because he unironically believes things like that but when it comes to religious issues I lend him my ear because he has been each of the major abrahamic religions in his lifetime (he was introduced to Islam and Judaism in prison) and was an atheist before having a personal experience with LAWD JEEZUS apparently, also he had friends who practiced voodoo and such and says it's real based on his experience so I think it's worth listening to him and his religious interpretations of things. That or he's been trolling me for 21 years.