No.226996
1. Original content and content morons.
Original content attracts unwanted elements to the sloppy john. Original content seems to say, "Come join us, it's not boring here. Come on in. It's fun here. They FORGE CALTENT here. We have ORIGINAL CALTENT here. We FORGED IT ourselves. We have a "CALTENT FORGE." Unwanted elements flock to original content like flies to shit. A prime example of original content that has harmed the sloppy johns is the visual novel "Endless Summer." As is well known, this novel is original content for the sloppy johns. It became popular among users of the social network "VKontakte," who began flooding the sloppy johns by the THOUSANDS, TENS OF THOUSANDS, after playing it.
A content moron is someone who either creates content or demands that everyone else create content. Content moron are often assholes. Assholes love original content.
2. Faggotted suckers.
Faggotted suckers are suckers who were booted from Sosach. When a sucker is booted from Sosach, they come to the small shit and declare a holy war against Sosach. The sucker tries to reduce every thread to a discussion of Sosach. "Have you heard of Sosach?" asks the sucker. "I was booted from there!" "They don't forge content on Sosach!" "I declare a holy war on Sosach!"—these are the kinds of phrases you might hear from a faggotted sucker. But even when booted, a sucker remains a sucker. They bring their sucker-like habits to the small shit. A sucker posts pictures of crabby yellow pancakes, a sucker writes words like "burst," "burgurt," "sew up," a sucker pees on a face and pees in a mouth, a sucker demands an explanation, a sucker inserts a swear word every three words. No faggot from any other toilet has ever clogged the toilets like the faggot-obsessed suckers.
3. Politicians.
Politicalians take a dump. The stench of political officers' shit is so strong that it repels even seasoned poopers who have been shitting in toilets for decades. As a result, the toilet chosen as the site of the political officers' poop quickly loses all visitors and becomes covered in political officers' threads. A random visitor comes in, sees it's covered in political officers' shit, exclaims, "Ugh! You've got shit all over this place!" and leaves.
4. Philosopher-amateurs.
Philosopher-amateurs like to write long posts, thinking they're writing something intelligent. But in reality, they write something stupid, and their posts are of no interest to anyone except other philosopher-amateurs. Furthermore, philosopher-amateurs like to drink tea, coffee, smoke cigarettes, drink beer, use drugs, use dark theme, listen to music, sit in the kitchen (hence their other name: "kitchen philosophers"), and use the word "tube" in their speech.
5. Sophomores with hair on their chins (the so-called "goatees").
Stupid, but they think they're not stupid. They write a lot of crap. This set overlaps with the previous set, "philosopher-amateurs." Incapable of post-communication. Incapable of shieldposting. Incapable of taking a crap.
6. Transsexuals.
They will never be women.
7. Soapheads
This one is clear—they are essentially some of the most debased assholes in the parashasphere. Their behavior can be even worse than that of suckers.
8. Fans of the anime "Fecal Excrement Lain."
Almost always, a fan of the anime "Fecal Excrement Lain" is either a transgender, a sophomore with chin hair, or an overgrown degenerate philosopher. Well, nothing surprising about that. This "artsy" anime attracts all this trash.
But here's who, contrary to stereotypes, aren't cancers that kill parashas:
1. Schizophrenics.
2. Ringworms.
3. Meta-discussers.
4. Parasha drivers.
5. Parasha driver asshole assholes.
No.226998
so cancer in russian is a lobster rather than crab just like in polish
No.227003
>>226996I- I'm not a Philosopher-amateur!!
No.227004
>>226996I- I'm not a Philosopher-amateur!!
No.227005
>7. Soapheads>>This one is clear—they are essentially some of the most debased assholes in the parashasphere. Their behavior can be even worse than that of suckers.This is describing showerers and bathers
No.227028
The distribution of castes in the underworld is often based on merit and worth. Tattoos (partakas) provide clarity in distinguishing between different classes, each with its own sacred and less-than-sacred meaning. However, this trend is declining, and most people prefer to focus on mysticism or religious themes, unless they are from the Trans-Baikal region, where the 1990s still reign and "tram" and other relics are prevalent.
Roosters
They're the ones who are down, they're the ones who are offended, and they're also known as "fags," "combs," and "punches." Passive fags rarely end up in prison, but it's not difficult to become a passive fag in prison.
It's also interesting that hamsters think that it's easier to be lowered in prison than to piss on two fingers. However, most former prison guards and inmates believe that active homosexuals only engage in homosexual acts for completely unlawful reasons. Currently, after the tumultuous 1990s, there is a general effort to avoid using "penal punishment" as a means of punishing bad behavior. Moreover, one of the true thieves' laws, which was disregarded in the distant 1970s, stated that "penal punishment and death should not be used." For it was from this caste that many of the most notorious bandits emerged (they had nothing much to lose), remembered for their epic and particularly brutal attacks on entire platoons and companies, both of the truly respectable "bohemians" and of the police, civilians, and other competitors for control of the "businesses." Press cells were also created from fags (where you can take out your anger on the ones who put you down, yes!) and informants were recruited (sitting under the bunk and quietly recording everything that was said around them). Therefore, at one of the major thieves' gatherings, it was decided that from now on, "no punishment with a knife or a dick."
Due to the widespread commercialization of the former socialist system, punishments are now usually meted out in the form of a fine, and may also involve a significant amount of physical abuse (including beating to death) and/or a "demotion" that results in the loss of the "respectable" status (relegating them to the status of "scoundrels" or "hustlers," for example), or even a transfer to the "snitch" caste. So, if you meet a faggot in prison or on the zone, you can safely assume that he became one either while still on the outside or in the distant 1980s and early 1990s. There are also many fagots who were arrested as minors due to their complete lack of empathy.
You need to understand the situation: in prison, you get to know all sorts of people, unlike in the outside world, where you can choose your social circle. It's possible that you'll be sitting next to a homeless person or a drug addict, or someone with a lower IQ than 100. There are also those who don't need to be humiliated, and it's unpleasant to shake their hands, eat at the same table, or share a bunk, even from a basic hygiene standpoint. They also don't have high moral standards, and they're not above using their ass and mouth for a cigarette or a snack, stealing things from their cellmates, or taking things without asking. They also engage in behavior that is unacceptable in any society, such as farting while eating. Additionally, there are individuals with various sexual deviations that are so severe that they cannot be concealed, and they may exhibit these behaviors in conversation. While it's true that not everyone who is considered a "low-life" is actually a low-life, the majority of those who are considered "low-life" are indeed low-life individuals. Also, "lowered," "offended," and "pinched" are all slightly different terms: "offended" refers to those who have been placed in this category due to unlawful actions, "lowered" refers to those who have been punished in this way, "fags" refers to those who have entered this category from outside, and "pinched" refers to those who have been elevated to the adult category by being a fag.
No.227029
The prisoners have their own rules, for example, that you can't take anything from them, but you can only give them something. In the lawless zones, you can beat and humiliate them as much as you want, or as much as the guarantor allows, which is strongly discouraged by society. However, in the zones with rules, it is not allowed to beat or humiliate anyone without a reason, or at least it is risky. Due to the aggressive advance of capitalism, it is not allowed to beat or fuck homosexuals in most prisons and zones: First, you have to go negotiate with the head of the faggot gang (a kind of overseer of the fags, known as the mother), then give him and the fag something to eat, drink, smoke, or shoot (as agreed), and only then, in a corner behind the barracks, "poke a rotten vein with a leather needle."
For outrageous insults, a fag can take terrible revenge if he's been harassed so much that he can't stand it anymore: all he has to do is find a way, choose the right moment, and touch the offender (usually by kissing them on the lips), and a new cock is ready. The person who kissed the fag may be injured or even killed, but the person who was kissed will never return to "decent" society. It's possible that the person who kissed the fag will be injured or killed themselves, taking a few of their fellow inmates with them. You can only beat them with your feet, although this belief disappears when active pederasts want to sexually exploit a passive pederast. Discussing the details of exploiting a passive pederast, as well as running to their barracks too often, is considered almost as inappropriate among average "decent" prisoners as discussing sexual life in Victorian England — it's creepy, man. Also, the "right guys" in the zone suddenly forget that you can't take anything from a rooster, but when you need to pass something important through this rooster, and no one else can do it, it becomes clear that all these "rules" are a sham and don't worth a penny.
The downtrodden and the offended are assigned the most disgusting tasks: cleaning the toilet, taking out the chamber pot, and maintaining the garbage pits. If a rooster refused, they could be beaten with their feet (it is forbidden to use their hands), dunked face-first in the chamber pot (using acrobatic foot techniques, as it is forbidden to use their hands), or even killed. Many downtrodden individuals cannot withstand the torment and take their own lives, sometimes taking a few of their tormentors with them. For such a massacre, the prison authorities are seriously fucked in high-level offices, and the authorities, of course, will not fail to take their revenge on the prisoners. It is for this reason that the roosters are now often treated with leniency, and they are not allowed to be beaten, let alone killed. In the past, there were cases where prisoners were "given a plate with a hole" for their appearance, such as being pretty, coy, or overly intelligent. In some zones, at the will of the left heel of the local pashas, a newcomer can be made a rooster if he has ever eaten a sausage or a sausage roll in his life, because it looks like MPH, or if he has received a prick in the ass (because he is pierced). However, such a situation only happens in juvenile detention centers. Here's an example: a young inmate tripped over a threshold and fell to the floor. His cellmates thought it was inappropriate, so they immediately humiliated him. However, they later questioned whether they had acted according to the rules. After sending the "horse" to the adult zone, they received a response in the vein of "you fucking morons don't do that" and, without hesitation, elevated the newly-depressed individual to the ranks of authority. Subsequently, they sent the "horse" back to the elders for advice. The adult zone chose to remain silent.
No.227031
Passive homosexuals and child molesters are automatically assigned to a caste. Inmates in pre-trial detention centers learn the sexual orientation and the article under which the "newcomer" is accused.
Rules for naming ridges after piercing:
Svyatoslav, Sergey → Sveta
Nikolai, Nikita → Nina, Nika, Olya
Evgeny → Evgenia
Kirill, Konstantin → Katya, Kira, Ksyusha
Valentin, Vasily, Ivan → Valya, Asya
Vitaly, Viktor → Vita, Vika
Ivan, Igor, Ilya → Ira
David, Daniil, Denis, Dmitry → Dasha
Maxim, Matvey, Mikhail → Masha
Pavel → Polina
Valery → Lera
Yuri, Yuli → Yulia
Lev, Leonid → Lena
Alexey → Alyona, Alisa, Olesya
Alik → Alya
Anatoly, Andrey, Anton → Anya; Tonya
Alexander → Shura
Stanislav → Stasia, Nastya
Oleg → Olya
Albert → Alla
Roman → Roza
Yaroslav → Yana
A passive pederast is also marked by a tattoo, such as a bruise under the eye or a specific design, while active pederasts are not marked. It is almost impossible to conceal the mark, and the pederast is marked for life. When a pederast arrives at a detention center or correctional facility, they must first find out where the pederast corner is located. If they conceal or deceive others, they may be killed by those they have offended.
No.227035
>>227029A photon of light hits a rooster. The photon becomes tainted. It reflects off the rooster and hits the retina of a good man. And the man then also becomes tainted. In other words, to become tainted, simply looking at the rooster is enough. This is called corpuscular-wave taint.
In this regard, Professor Yaponchik of taint studies developed the Piston limit theory, according to which one photon is not enough. For this, he was crowned.
Yaponchik was a supporter of Shkvarka's positivist theory and rejected the law of conservation of taint energy, which was introduced by his opponents.
This law stated: An infinite number of good men can be tainted by one tainted object. Yaponchik's opponents also developed a more pessimistic model of corpuscular-wave taint, according to which you don't even need to look at the rooster. A tainted photon will taint you, hitting any point on your body. And even if it doesn't hit you, it will hit someone else, and that person will become a rooster. And you will be hit by a photon reflected from the freshly hit person.
This chain reaction actually already occurred long ago in the first nanoseconds after the first rooster crows; the boys just don't know it yet.
Subsequently, these concepts were combined into the 2nd Law of Rooster Dynamics: For any number of roosters, the entropy of the rooster's entropy cannot decrease. The entropy of the rooster's entropy transferred from one closed system to another, which is a superset of the original, will tend to infinity. In other words, the global rooster's entropy of everything and everyone is inevitable.
In connection with these discoveries, which were made in the 1990s, on September 28, 2010, Russian President Dmitry Medvedev signed the Law of Rooster Dynamics. Medvedev signed Decree No. 244-FZ establishing a new research institute, Zashkvarodynamics of Environmental Life (abbreviated as NII ZHOZH). The institute was tasked with developing anti-zashkvar armor. The required performance characteristics were:
1) Well, it won't be shredded by roosters.
2) It will be assembled by proper guys.
3) It will be something like a black hole, or made of such a black material that shkvarophotons cannot reach the wearer's body surface.
However, the problem of re-radiation still persists.
This is due to the fact that a shkvaron entering the armor's material structure will be completely absorbed after multiple reflections (within the crystal lattice). However, according to the first law of zashkvarodynamics, the energy of the shkvaron will be converted into thermal energy in the armor. The armor will begin to emit radiation in a different spectrum, but it will still be shquatons (just with a different wavelength and frequency).
This thermal radiation was shquatoning the test subject.
Modern science can cure the rooster of shquaton. The method is based on the use of antimatter.
As is well known, antiparticles possess the properties of particles, but with the opposite sign of parameters such as spin or electric charge. The same applies to shquaton. While an ordinary particle is initially unstained, and the reverse transition from shquaton to non-stainton is impossible, the opposite is true for an antiparticle. It is initially shquatoned, and attempting to shquaton it will lead to its irreversible transition to the unstained state. Therefore, we need to obtain a sufficient amount of antimatter, shquaton it, and let the rooster touch it. This will cause the rooster to enter a state of anti-stainton, meaning it will be unstained.
Currently, the difficulty of this method lies in the extreme cost of antimatter (billions of dollars per gram) and the fact that the rooster inevitably annihilates upon contact with antimatter. Our Research Institute for Zashkvar Problems (GOSNIIPZ) is currently working on this problem.
The rooster collapses upon contact with antimatter. But at least it will annihilate. Suicide for the sake of purification.
No.227036
>>227031I wonder what mental acrobatics happen in prison rapist heads when they try to justify fucking a man
No.227037
>>227036I think it's because no women and you would be laughed at for jorkin it but it's hard to see a man rape another man and laugh about it because it's scary so that's what happens
No.227038
"I made my dick hard with pure power of will, it's not like that hairy pedo ass turns me on"
No.227040
>>227035іllt btw
"Rooster," "Comb," "Dropped"—these and many other names describe representatives of one of the most iconic species, occupying the lowest rank in manned spaceflight.
They live separately from the full-fledged ISS crew members: "By the slop" (near the sanitary and hygiene block). On larger stations, the roosters are assigned a separate module: the "Rooster House," or, as experienced cosmonauts often call it, the "Broken Module," because a hole is drilled in the module wall, which the roosters are forced to constantly pinch with their fingers to prevent atmospheric leakage into outer space.
Upon arriving at the station, already through the airlock, the dropped roosters are required to immediately report their status to all crew members. Concealing information is punishable by severe physical injury. To make it easier to identify the roosters, their spacesuits are marked with special patches—a red arrow in a gray circle.
No.227041
Vyglyadit eto primerno tak. Nu a yesli pokopat'sya v zhizni kazhdogo cheloveka, to primerno polovinu mozhno budet podpisat' pod mast' "opushchennykh" ili "zapomoyennykh", da, da i tebya, anon. Seksual'no ozabochennyy grazhdanin v kraskakh povestvuyet o svoikh lyubovnykh podvigakh. Skuchayushchiye ryadom lyudi nenazoylivo perevodyat interesnuyu besedu na yego zhenu: — A vot skazhi, Vasya, tvoya zhena u tebya v rot — berot? — Berot, konechno! — radostno soobshchayet Vasya. — Ona u menya eto delo lyubit! — A ty, Vasya, kogda s ney lyubov'yu zanimayesh'sya, v guby yeyo — tseluyesh'? — A kak zhe! — radostno soobshchayet Vasya. — YA eto delo lyublyu, tselovat'sya! Na etom interesnaya beseda zakanchivayetsya, a Vasya sobirayet veshchi i pereyezzhayet pod nary. Potomu chto otnyne Vasya — pidor, ibo tseloval rot, v kotorom pobyval izvestnyy organ, a znachit — zapomoilsya navsegda. Povtoryayem: ne rasskazyvay zekam o svoikh seksual'nykh pokhozhdeniyakh!!! Ibo etu infu oni ne preminut ispol'zovat' protiv vas. Budut interesovat'sya, v detali ne vdavaytes': da, lyublyu nazhrat'sya i trakhat' shlyukh rakom. Iz lask - nezhnyy udar po yebalu v nachale, chtoby ne vyyobyvalas', a v protsesse - maksimum za sis'ki potereblyu. Dannyye ponyatiya — oni irratsional'nyye, a znachit, skoreye vsego – internatsional'nyye. Personazh De Niro v fil'me «Analiziruy eto» na vopros o tom, berot li yego zhena v rot, brezglivo otvechayet: «Da ty chto, ona ved' potom etimi gubami detey tseluyet!». Tak chto otkroveniy v plane chego i kuda ty soval, a tak zhe chto i komu lizal — sleduyet tshchatel'no izbegat'. Poymut nepravil'no, a sredi petukhov zhit' ochen' tyazhelo.
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It looks something like this. Well, if you dig into each person's life, about half could be classified as "lowered" or "dirty," and yes, even you, anon.
A sexually obsessed citizen vividly recounts his amorous exploits. The bored people nearby unobtrusively shift the interesting conversation to his wife:
"Tell me, Vasya, does your wife take it in her mouth?"
"Of course she does!" Vasya happily announces. "She loves it!"
"And you, Vasya, when you make love to her, do you kiss her on the lips?"
"Of course!" Vasya happily announces. "I love kissing!"
With this, the interesting conversation ends, and Vasya packs his things and moves to the bunk. Because from now on, Vasya is a faggot, for he kissed a mouth that had been touched by a certain organ, and therefore he's forever buried.
We repeat: don't tell the prisoners about your sexual escapades!!! Because they won't hesitate to use this information against you. If they're interested, don't go into details: yes, I like to get drunk and fuck whores doggy style. As for affection, a gentle slap on the face at first, to keep her from showing off, and then, at most, a groping by the tits.
These concepts are irrational, and therefore most likely international. De Niro's character in the film "Analyze This," when asked if his wife takes it in her mouth, replies with disgust: "Are you kidding? She kisses her children with these lips!"
So, revelations about what you've done and where, as well as what you've licked and who you've licked, should be carefully avoided. They will misunderstand, and it is very difficult to live among roosters.
No.227043
this is middle school logic btw
>awh dude you kissed a girl who sucked a dick before
>that means you like indirectly sucked a dick
by this logic most men are faggots because most women have kissed a man before their current partner so he has indirectly kissed all her previous partners. udder retardation.
No.227045
gay: kissing a woman who sucked your dick 1 year ago
straight: cumming in a gaping crossdresser asshole with your straight buddies
No.227055
A 160cm, 50kg anime fan bought some anime figures and headed home.
On the way, he started looking at them. This didn't go unnoticed by the patriotic men. The men decided to teach the Russophobe a lesson and began following the anime fan. However, he didn't notice the pursuit, as he was too engrossed in looking at the anime figures.
The anime fan's route home led through a less-than-favorite neighborhood, a very patriotic one that wholeheartedly supported Vladimir Vladimirovich. This neighborhood was perfect for punishing a Russophobe who supported the claims of the pussy-eyed morons to the Russian Kuril Islands. There, the men grabbed the anime faggot and dragged him into the basement. They tore off the clothes from the asshole and threw him onto the damp floor. Then the men forced the sobbing asshole into a doggy style position and began shoving anime figures into his shit-filled anus. So all the anime figures ended up in the anime fan's anus, mixed with the KFC burgers he'd eaten that morning while skipping classes to escape the humiliating bullies at the university. The men were satisfied with the shit-man's punishment and went their separate ways.
Having recovered from the shock, the naked anime fan wandered home, crying. Along the way, the neighborhood residents, who had already learned from the men about the Russophobe and what he looked like, threw shit and garbage at the shit-man, gave him a good kick, and spat in his pimply face.
And yet, despite the humiliation, the anime fan made it home. There, he walked into the center of his room and began to shit anime figures on the floor. After taking a shit, he carefully placed them, covered in poop, on a shelf with the other figurines, which had some brown flecks. Pleased with the addition to his anime figurine collection, the exhausted anime fan collapsed on the floor and slept for the entire day…