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 No.228299

AC is a 24yo male presenting to the emergency room complaining of nausea and vomiting. He said he was fine the day before, he only had a steak that day but what he didnt know what his cats contained a pathogen known as toxoplasmosis.

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 No.228304

I misread "24yo male presenting" as "24yo male prostitute"




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 No.228327

I'm trying to find case studies of guys stuck in chastity cages going to ER but there are none

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 No.228587

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Crispy nation

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>>228587
wish I had motivation to cook something more than slop that takes 20 minutes and 5 ingredients to make

 No.228592

one day we will all be transported to sdm and sakuya will cook for us

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>>228592
You really trust the food made in SDM?

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>>228595
touhous are wholesome they wouldn't do anything weird

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>>228327
There was a study where a guy had a buttplug in when he had an mri and the plug contained metal

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>>228650
yeeowch

 No.228652

>>228650
imagine the gape

 No.228654

>>228650
This is how pidorman got his powers

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 No.228777

I had 8 cats at one point and i never ever contacted toxoplasmosis

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>>228777
Babe that's called building an immunity

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 No.228808

>>228777
That's the toxoplasmosis tricking you

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>>228777
you are toxoplasmosis

 No.228816

Jerking off to scat and doing gay risky things is related to having toxoplasma or being Polish.

 No.228817

>>228816
never jerked off to scat

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>>228817
Tell the class about the risky things you've done
You're 10x engineers such as us right?

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>>228816
I, for one, am proud of my epic Polish genes

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>>228816
Ofc you would know

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>>228777
you are toxoplasmosis

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>>228865
He is pussy magnet



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