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 No.236173

How do i start learning hebrew? If i cant beat the jews i might as well join them

 No.236175

Hebrew is ez to get into, if you want to be considered a true Jew start slowly by keeping some commandments and work your way into keeping all of them, do this for six months and then go to your local senagogye and tell the rabbi your plan, he will turn you away the first couple of times but keep at it. Eventually there will be the ceremony and you might have to get your foreskin snipped but I heard they give adults anaesthesia so it's ok. Of course you're a froggat shitposting but I wrote this for the bantoids who want to convert, Baruch Ha'shem

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>>236175
>Foreskin snipped
That was done over 20 years ago bucko

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assimil l'hebreu sans peine

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