No.246540
this but unironically. i could have had a double digit body count by age 17. i could have been more effective in my business dealings and trained my body into jaybaesun levels of physique in the time I spent fucking around playing video games. why are time machines not real? why must one get uglier as he ages? why is life so cruel?
No.246547
most of us would sell nudes to pedophiles if we turned into kids with our adult knowledge
No.246551
>>246547You could have been born with the disease that andy milonakis has could have pedomaxxed
No.246573
I miss the island. roger stone used to high as fuck on meth, put on a bull's head mask, then drag male wait staff(always kicking and screaming) into his personal basement, where he'd throatrape them until he got bored or until the wagie passed out from asphyxiation.
No.246574
literally everyone wants this
No.246575
>>246574normie parents be like hecking no the childerino getting exploited ):
but they would have most likely sold off their children back in the 1400s to a rich nobleman for a years worth a grain
No.246579
>>246540No one here finds you sexually attractive
I think most people here would rather fuck rutaka than you
No.246580
>>246579Uweeeee I don't have approval from kikes on a touhou futa porn imageboard
also this doesn't apply to Brazilian posters because they do not comprehend attractiveness as a scale, they simply see a hole and want to sex it
No.246582
>>246580It evidently seems to bother you given how often you feel the need to make attention whore posts about how much of a "cute otokonoko" you are
No.246586
otokonoko fight
No.246589
>>246580im gonna sex your hole if you keep playing dumb like that
No.246593
>>246592i have never contested the allegations
No.246638
I don't think I'd be able to access or buy touhou dresses easily here in the 2000s and early 2010s so I'd need to learn sewing o algo and make them myself and conceal the dresses from my relatives