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Madokanon 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:11:59 No.256128

hello tlak to me

Anonymous 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:13:24 No.256129

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I was typing something :(
Stop deleting your threads

Anyways addendum on the cod shit

older cod multis despite being trash mechanically make up for it by having cool atmospheres. It's always hype to get put on Spetsnaz in mw2 and in bo2 I always liked the FBI for some reason but in retrospect I think the teams in bo2 in isolation are actually kind of bland but some of the SEALs map fulfil my fantasy of merking Chinese soldiers so it evens out in the end.

But anyways I think it was cool in any given game where the multiplayer would kind of tie into the single player. I know this is MASSIVELY autistic but I like to set up loadouts that make sense for every team. For example in MW2 I run a TAR-21 (which I rationalize in my head as being a FORT-221) and PP-2000 on Spetsnaz but an M4A1 and M9 on Rangers and so on and so forth. It adds a little bit of roleplay value if you're like me and imagine multiplayer as being background battles fought between NPCs while the singleplayer story is happening at the same time but in a different location. I think that was always supposed to be the implication even though it kinda falls apart a little bit once you get to maps like Estate in MW2 (even doe you can rationalize it with mental gymnastics; maybe the reason Spetsnaz is there instead of Makarov's men is that it's the Russian government trying to reclaim the property, maybe to cover up any left behind evidence and cover Makarov's ass while 141 is there to capture said evidence, it really doesn't matter but it's preferable to Nikki Minaj fighting Spawn in a random Mexican town because ?????)

Madokanon 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:20:07 No.256130

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>>256129
>>256129
>>256129
you think i can rea d all a that stuff when wrecked

Anonymous 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:21:30 No.256131

I managed to cure cure my interest for woman over the age of 12 by spending the last 2 to 3 weeks locked in the hyperbolic goonchamber. gooning to loli hurtcore, cp, shotanokod and various things. it's good to normal again.

Anonymous 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:22:34 No.256133

>>256131
binters this is your mindset

Madokanon 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:22:42 No.256134

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>>256131
did you figure out the concept of a shockjock 5 minutes ago
you're not interesting or funny sorry

Anonymous 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:24:42 No.256136

>>256134
yes he is actually

Anonymous 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:25:55 No.256137

>>256134
shock jocking was invented by aussies in sydney.
this is a true story though.
I just wanted to share my story to help others work through their affliction too.

Anonymous 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:27:35 No.256139

>>256131
I will take your story into consideration

Madokanon 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:28:08 No.256140

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>>256129
>older cod multis despite being trash mechanically make up for it by having cool atmospheres
mw2 was gpood both mechanically and in atmosphere
ti its still better than 99% of fps ive played in terms of gameplay
bo2 sc sucled sucked
>I like to set up loadouts that make sense for every team
i already told you i do the same thing…, byt yeverybod y hates me anyway ha causee they just do no matter what

Anonymous 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:32:21 No.256146

>>256136
thank you, good sir.
I shall keep the entertaining jokes based on my lived experiences rolling for as long as I can.

Anonymous 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:34:22 No.256147

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>>256146
Human beans are inherently psychic and magical
The entertaining jokes will not naturally expire

Madokanon 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:44:42 No.256149

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helo dlea c obard tlak to me

Anonymous 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:52:19 No.256150

>>256147
>Human beans are inherently psychic and magical
that might be true in most cases, since us abos have a 6th that lets us see around corners and a 7th scene that lets us instinctively know the layout of any land within a 10km radius.

that said I scared the shit out of my jew brother in law last night. we were walking up to a blind corner. I just knew there was an idiot speeding on an e-bike about to come and pulled him back by the shoulder in time for him to avoid it.

I find it kinda funny how psychically deaf jews are.
I guess they've lost their connection to the spiritual realm along the way.

Anonymous 01/16/26 (Fri) 21:58:16 No.256152

>>256140
mw2 balancing good even doe silenced ump + hardline pro wins against everything
mw2 balancing good even doe commando pro, stun grenade, noob tube, g18 akimbo, painkiller, aa-12

sorry king but I disagree

Madokanon 01/16/26 (Fri) 22:17:44 No.256158

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>>256152
nothing in that game was balanced so oi it was ok
loike
even the most OP gun was only SLIGHTLY less fucked up than the weakest one

Madokanon 01/16/26 (Fri) 22:18:18 No.256159

i evner played with noob tube servers so that probabl y sucked but yea

Anonymous 01/16/26 (Fri) 22:20:18 No.256161

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>>256159
>I never played with noob tube

Madokanon 01/16/26 (Fri) 22:23:44 No.256162

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i onpy layed iw4x
never on console or official servre servers or anything
i really lie liked killhouse that was my favorite map..

Anonymous 01/16/26 (Fri) 22:25:25 No.256164

>>256162
I never had any of the dlc maps

Madokanon 01/16/26 (Fri) 22:28:01 No.256166

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>>256164
i tihinok killhouse was h just a mw4 map ported over to mw2
they disabled killstreaks + nade launchers + nades
i would just run akimbo mp5s and it was preddy fnu fun
its dead now i thinik
killstreaks sucked just as much as nioobtubes in that game
except when i was using them
bo2 only mao p nak nmap i liked as hijacked
that game just had movement restrocted too mch but it was ok i gyesss