No.256364
you make it loose with fingers first
No.256365
>>256364But it's destroying your body lole humanity is so ridiculous
No.256371
>>256367Ok but why did nikocado shit the bed
No.256373
>>256367i thought you were joking about putting your entire hand up your ass
>>256371i feel like fat people just shit themself more than normal
No.256374
>>256367I'm as clean obsessed as it gets but I hate being a living being and that we shit
Should put me in a sexy robot already
Okay jokes aside we should just have liquid diets and nutrient patches that let everything go through the skin
No.256375
>>256374I should use my money to fund these ideas of mine but I'm still too sanae to crack open my vaults
Or maybe it's insanae spending as little as I do and one day I'll cure myself hehehe
No.256377
>>256374we will all live in virtual worlds in the future
No.256379
>>256375autism shroom speak
No.256381
>>256379Magic mushrooms are some of our aryan nazi friends like aspirin and hot water are
You should do a lot of them
No.256382
>>256381i was telling someone about how joegan thinks that monkey humans used to use mushrooms as temporary buffs and then the jews psyopped us to think they are bad and he thought he might be right, so maybe i will do them
No.256384
>>256382They've been around for 66 million years and humans have always done them
It's where a lot of religion comes from
Not sure how much you know about neurochemistry but they cause your brain to use new neural pathways instead of relying on old junk created by age and trauma so it's like a miracle drug for modifying your brain and getting ahead of everyone
I'll keep doing large doses once every few days forevs
No.256385
>>256373i can't fit my entire hand
i'm mixing some booze for my impending goonsesh rn, maybe this is the one where it pops in
>>256374figuring out how to douche was the worst, i could never figure out how much water i needed to clean the rectum without going into the sigmoid colon until pretty recently and it's probably only around around 2 ounces
if water goes up into the sigmoid it triggers a willy wonka chocolate river with a delay that could be like half an hour or more and you either need to give up until tomorrow or rinse most of your colon with a shower nozzle which takes more time, causes more discomfort, and shouldn't be done as often as it fucks with the mucosal lining and microbiome in said organs, but is necessary for the big horse dildos unless someone wants it covered in shit
a high fiber diet makes these preparations way faster, hence the daily psyllium husk powder
No.256394
>>256389have fun
also get a cage
No.256397
>>256394Why would he get a change unless he has a dog gimp suit to go with it
No.256401
>>256386Growing them is tedious because a single mold spore can kill the poor little mushroom friends and there are trillions of mold spores and hostile forms of bacteria all around us
They start their lives as spores created through asexual reproduction and the spores are single cells and can form a new organism if two spores meet, when that happens it becomes a mycelium organism that tries to locate food and eat up and grow, they're pretty smart and have their own immune systems but at-home environments don't prepare them for the world and just about anything will kill them, if they finish consuming and colonizing the environment you gave them it says "I've taken over, time to reproduce!" and it'll try to create fruits and the fruits cum spores into the air and begin the cycle anew
It's complicated but if a bit of mycelium is submerged in a nutritious substrate it'll take over and make fruits for you UNLESS any mold spores or other contaminants got in while the mycelium was young… the process can be boiled down to getting the mycelium somehow like as a syringe and getting a tub full of substrate to seal
I'm a nerd so I like all this though
No.256402
>>256399I think you and bun having gay sex would be visually appealing
No.256403
Also drugs are freaking everywhere man just gotta be a normalfag for a sec
No.256405
And my stash right now was delivered to my house over the clearnet because our laws and society are so pathetic lole
No.256411
>>256403that's a gen z thing
No.256412
>>256410God will agree with me
No.256417
>>256411Nah euro millennials bragging about their drug culture on imageboards always made me see red
No.256419
Drugs are based though jews can't subjugate and steal our physical pleasure until they actually implement transhumanism
No.256421
>>256417It's because europe is a light-year ahead of north america so their millennials are enjoying what zoomers are now beginning to get into