No.256364
you make it loose with fingers first
No.256365
>>256364But it's destroying your body lole humanity is so ridiculous
No.256371
>>256367Ok but why did nikocado shit the bed
No.256373
>>256367i thought you were joking about putting your entire hand up your ass
>>256371i feel like fat people just shit themself more than normal
No.256374
>>256367I'm as clean obsessed as it gets but I hate being a living being and that we shit
Should put me in a sexy robot already
Okay jokes aside we should just have liquid diets and nutrient patches that let everything go through the skin
No.256375
>>256374I should use my money to fund these ideas of mine but I'm still too sanae to crack open my vaults
Or maybe it's insanae spending as little as I do and one day I'll cure myself hehehe
No.256377
>>256374we will all live in virtual worlds in the future
No.256379
>>256375autism shroom speak
No.256381
>>256379Magic mushrooms are some of our aryan nazi friends like aspirin and hot water are
You should do a lot of them
No.256382
>>256381i was telling someone about how joegan thinks that monkey humans used to use mushrooms as temporary buffs and then the jews psyopped us to think they are bad and he thought he might be right, so maybe i will do them
No.256384
>>256382They've been around for 66 million years and humans have always done them
It's where a lot of religion comes from
Not sure how much you know about neurochemistry but they cause your brain to use new neural pathways instead of relying on old junk created by age and trauma so it's like a miracle drug for modifying your brain and getting ahead of everyone
I'll keep doing large doses once every few days forevs
No.256385
>>256373i can't fit my entire hand
i'm mixing some booze for my impending goonsesh rn, maybe this is the one where it pops in
>>256374figuring out how to douche was the worst, i could never figure out how much water i needed to clean the rectum without going into the sigmoid colon until pretty recently and it's probably only around around 2 ounces
if water goes up into the sigmoid it triggers a willy wonka chocolate river with a delay that could be like half an hour or more and you either need to give up until tomorrow or rinse most of your colon with a shower nozzle which takes more time, causes more discomfort, and shouldn't be done as often as it fucks with the mucosal lining and microbiome in said organs, but is necessary for the big horse dildos unless someone wants it covered in shit
a high fiber diet makes these preparations way faster, hence the daily psyllium husk powder
No.256394
>>256389have fun
also get a cage
No.256397
>>256394Why would he get a change unless he has a dog gimp suit to go with it
No.256401
>>256386Growing them is tedious because a single mold spore can kill the poor little mushroom friends and there are trillions of mold spores and hostile forms of bacteria all around us
They start their lives as spores created through asexual reproduction and the spores are single cells and can form a new organism if two spores meet, when that happens it becomes a mycelium organism that tries to locate food and eat up and grow, they're pretty smart and have their own immune systems but at-home environments don't prepare them for the world and just about anything will kill them, if they finish consuming and colonizing the environment you gave them it says "I've taken over, time to reproduce!" and it'll try to create fruits and the fruits cum spores into the air and begin the cycle anew
It's complicated but if a bit of mycelium is submerged in a nutritious substrate it'll take over and make fruits for you UNLESS any mold spores or other contaminants got in while the mycelium was young… the process can be boiled down to getting the mycelium somehow like as a syringe and getting a tub full of substrate to seal
I'm a nerd so I like all this though
No.256402
>>256399I think you and bun having gay sex would be visually appealing
No.256403
Also drugs are freaking everywhere man just gotta be a normalfag for a sec
No.256405
And my stash right now was delivered to my house over the clearnet because our laws and society are so pathetic lole
No.256411
>>256403that's a gen z thing
No.256412
>>256410God will agree with me
No.256417
>>256411Nah euro millennials bragging about their drug culture on imageboards always made me see red
No.256419
Drugs are based though jews can't subjugate and steal our physical pleasure until they actually implement transhumanism
No.256421
>>256417It's because europe is a light-year ahead of north america so their millennials are enjoying what zoomers are now beginning to get into
No.256427
>>256419Brain in the vat theory is dead
No.256431
>>256427Yeah these fucking kike oafs are pretty shitty at their "create a cyberpunk slave state" thing you gotta admit, with how dorky ai is i think all their other gay little ideas can't come to fruition either
No.256448
thread too long
>>256399upper teeth gеm only transitioning into no teeth gеm for the upper girl
No.256451
>>256417idk, weed was common among normals here but harder stuff was for aggressive party animal bydło
No.256456
>>256382from what I've read they make you feel good when you're a normie and bad when you're an isolated loser so it's not a channer drug
No.256457
since they reinforce that shopenhaueresque will and punish you for not listening to it
No.256459
>>256456drugs are often expensive too
and an isolated loser is often poor
No.256460
>>256456quiet nigger im going to unlock new neural pathways
No.256461
>>256389did you ever have handsfree full body orgasm from anal masturbation
No.256462
>>256461i remember trying to do this years ago and i gave up becuase and started using my penis and i dont think i did anal ever after than
No.256463
>>256459also booze and cigs are expensive too
>>256462straight
No.256465
>>256463everyone says this
No.256481
>>256467the ball connecter feels like if she just stood up the weight would rip it
No.256597
>>256363>How does being gay even workstep 1. get molested by your uncle as a child
step 2. wait for one of your siblings to have a son
step 3. molest your nephew
No.256602
The trick of doing anal is not the asshole per-se (unless the receiver is well trained).
You need to flip the bean at the same time.
Anal is like salt, it won't give you a good flavor by itself, you need to accompany it with other stuff to enhance it x1000.
It turns a dry asshole into a puddle.
No.256659
>>256651That's how mafia works
In prison this is called the tpg method
No.256689
do you think if bun does enough anal he will need to start using pins to make his asshole work
No.256693
>>256689Topgoon said the ass is magical
No.256697
>>256689I havent done anal in like 5+ years
No.256704
>>256697did you manage to achieve orgasm
No.256706
>>256704Not really most of the pleasure was from the sensory on my penis i guess there was maybe an erotic humiliatipm factor but anal masturbation was never anything
No.256708
>>256706yeah it's mostly masochism thing unless you really get into it
No.256758
>>256716>it is just a unremarkable feelingfacts on its own but it's a force multiplier for other more direct sources of pleasure. It's the same thing as having your thighs or ass groped or nipple stuff where it doesn't feel good on its own but it amplifies other feelings. In not so many words the anus is an erogenous zone.
>anal sex is bad and vaginal is betterfacts
I think the main reason foids do this is because they want to feel like freaks or whatever, it's cool and whatever but one is clearly better than the other
No.256800
>>256798Moral of the story: when the reich is kino, count to thrembo
No.256801
>>256798do you know the shower hose method