i keep hearing about bint mansion but i never see itcould it be an SCP

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Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 02:07:46 No.257358

i keep hearing about bint mansion but i never see it
could it be an SCP

Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 02:29:02 No.257359

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Yes, it is, and you’re not invited to see it.

Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 02:30:57 No.257360

>>257359

Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 03:45:20 No.257368

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it's a secret society with in a secret society, founded in 2018, in the calm before the storm that would become the akaripissgate scandal. since then the facility has used to store and safe guard the world's limited supply of oestrogen enriched anime girl piss(I have included a picture of the two guards always posted on watch(their identities have been concealed for their protection and anonymity).

aside from it's aforementioned used the /bant/ mansion also doubles as a private playground for the highest echelons of /bant/ society. there they ritualistically consume said oestrogen enriched piss for it's potent psychedelic effects and life extending qualities, whereafter they'll go on to preform acts on eachother that are so depraved and rapacious it makes little saint james look like a kindergarten.

Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 04:09:45 No.257372

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Fun fact: there were SCPs from 2016 that described machines that generated porn out of thin air

2026: we have machines that generate porn out of thin air

Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 04:11:31 No.257373

>>257372
Actually its not out of thin air
You need a pc

Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 04:12:41 No.257375

>>257373
*BBC

Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 04:16:03 No.257377

>>257373
A PC is still a machine

Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 04:16:39 No.257378

>>257372
it's such a waste of resources when you're imagination can already generate all the porn and 'p one can ever possibly dream of.

Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 04:19:18 No.257379

>>257378
That's the next move, using literal neurons instead of cores simulating neural networks.
Instead of electricity you use corn syrup.

Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 04:21:08 No.257380

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>>257379
Next move is actually raping children so you dont have to imagine

Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 04:27:58 No.257383

>>257379
makes you wonder why china hasn't already started researching how to pull apart uyghurs and falun gong practitioners for spare parts to eventually build some kind of mass neural computing aray. it'd be way more efficient than data centres.

Anonymous 01/19/26 (Mon) 07:18:33 No.257416

me neither