>A tragedy (to some, at least) has struck: One of our top Germanic scientists, Nathaniel Bullmann, accidentally left the website soyjak.st (also known as the sharty) open on their phone when they went to the company fridge to crack open a cold can of Sprok

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Anonymous 02/01/26 (Sun) 18:25:38 No.263507

>A tragedy (to some, at least) has struck: One of our top Germanic scientists, Nathaniel Bullmann, accidentally left the website soyjak.st (also known as the sharty) open on their phone when they went to the company fridge to crack open a cold can of Sproke. Being exposed to a singular soyjak caused the patient to experience serious convulsions, seizures, hair ripping, skin peeling coupled with excessive screaming. Despite being rushed to the ER, the patient was pronounced dead at 14:Ϫ8. Only their personal Mossad handler attended the funeral.

Anonymous 02/01/26 (Sun) 18:37:36 No.263511

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hinamizawa syndrome

Anonymous 02/01/26 (Sun) 18:44:48 No.263513

i remember when this happened

Anonymous 02/01/26 (Sun) 20:21:17 No.263588

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