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/trp/ - Touhou Roleplay - Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th)

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 No.270138

>Day 1 Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
>Day 2 Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
>Day 3 You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
>Day 4 Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
>Day 5 You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
>Day 6 I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No . . .
>Day 7 Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

 No.270140

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children disgust me so i think they should be compressed into oil and used to fuel cars

 No.270142

>>270140
Dead children compressed into oil to lube the cogs of the judaism's deathmachine

 No.270143

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>>270142
im pro-war because i like machinery and contraptions and the inside of guns and tanks and seeing bullets go through stuff and make stuff go boom and things burning

but not in an edgelord way i mean in an autism way its my special interest i dream of warfare and battles

 No.270155

>>270143
CIA niggers put literally all of that post in your brain

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 No.270191

>>270143
>but I dont dream about jumping into meatgrinder to become a samovar for the rest of my life (5 years).
Kirky.

 No.270205

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>>270191
i dont get it what does samovar mean here

 No.270210

>>270205
Russians use it to pour hot liquid on their dick and balls

 No.270218

>>270205
Stalin loved tea very much. He had a lot of posh great samovars in his vicinity.
If the innuendo wasnt clear enough: https://www.mk.ru/social/2011/09/01/619844-samovaryi-tovarischa-stalina.html

 No.270220

>>270218
can you not say stuff like that to me then.



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