>>288308 My sister and I have been making fries since forever in a pot on the stove, if you can't fry up some steak fries you might genuinely be a retard.
>grab a few potatoes >cut em into the desired shape >pat dry to get rid of the juice >boil until tender >out >pat dry again >fill different pot with water; you can do the same pot if you're really lazy but it's good practice to keep water and oil separate unless the recipe calls for it imo >deep fry until desired level of crispiness >out >eat
It's the easiest shit on the planet, the only downside is it uses a fuckton of oil, as all deep frying tends to
>>288314 This isn't even a complicated recipe, if that's too much for you it might genuinely be over, you should just eat pizza and doordash for the rest of your life
>>288315 the most i can bother with is making spaghetti you have to clean all the stuff after you're done too that makes it even worse i'm never gonna make potatoes ever again
>>288319 This reminds me what if someone made a set of those dumb caption images but instead of porn it's for food and it says "don't think about the calories little piggy" and "ruin your life for food" and "food loves you" and such
>>288325 I like UFO, but the gimmick makes me want to kill myself. The rare times I boot up a game it's usually either EoSD, IN or SA. I would be able to 1cc more, but my patience is short so I end up restarting or rage quitting if I miss before stage 4.
>>288326 haven't played it since i was like 13 i was gonna play it again when i was LNBing every game but DDC was so cancer that i got bored of doing that and went back to UFO after i get LNN i guess >>288327 the gimmick is OP and you can farm resources super hard after you just get used to it and route a bit >I would be able to 1cc more, but my patience is short play StB or DS photo games are really chill cause it's just infinite retries on the same spell either that or give pointdevice LoLK a go
>>288328 Good little piggy, reward urself for this post by getting a stuffed crust double cheese pizza and buffalo wings, why would you worry you can't walk anymore? Im here for you, piggy, drink melted butter with a tube
>>288336 Double cheese burger, Mac and cheese with four sticks of butter, peanut butter milkshake, bbc cum, you know you want it, piggy. Don't fight it, take out your wallet and order right now, make mommy happy, piggy, I want your waist diameter to increase by at least 20 inches by the end of this week.
