>>289580 >>289579 wh-what do you mean they have streets and cars and stores? i thought Iranian people wake up in their sandstone huts and ride their camels to the bazaar???
>>289576 (OP) Why do you believe what you see on the news? Haven't you learned from the past three times it's been bullshit, that it's going to be bullshit every time? How will countries multiple thousands of kilometres away from you feuding over oil have any effect on your life?
>>289588 the most it'll effect my life is that 3(2 in the army, one in the navy) guys I know, from all us drinking at the same pub I like, may possibly, maybe, although unlikely, have to go off to war. that's only in the case albansese decides to follow forward defence doctrine, even though he won't because he's a coward. either way I won't get drafted. since conscription is outlawed by the constitution and I'm to fat and aboriginal to be drafted anyway.
>>289578 I wanted to say that I created the thread solely for the sake of fulfilling the daily 'noko quota by posting 1772266779703-2.jpg but >>289581 is a supernoticer and this "GUARD!" can refer to the IRGC (Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps) so it kinda fits well but on the other hand, the Persian culture is very 'noko-oriented and you can hardly imagine a culture that has praised femboys so much and devoted so many poems to them even doe they now hang gays there o algo
>>289582 Momijipedo trying too hard to ignore all the cheering over the bombing. kekaroo. Nobody cares what the Middle East looks like. Muslims keep it looking like the poor back alley of every western country.
>>289607 >trying to ignore the cheering nigga I don't care. Fuck the Ayatollah. >THIS ULTRA RIGHT-WING THEOCRATIC NIGGER IS GOOD ACTUALLY JUST BECAUSE TRUMP IS ATTACKING HIM this is the same level of retardation of actually picking a side in gaza-israel or russia-ukraine. they're both bad. if i lived in iran id be cheering too. when the leader of your country is a dickhole you tend not to care if the foreign guy pushing his shit in has bad domestic policy.
>erm but trump is destabilizing the middle east >erm but "no new wars" and then he starts 2 >erm it's a distraction from the files >erm it's in service to israel and israeli interests all true to some extent but does that really mean khameini is all of the sudden the good guy? same shit as with maduro. there is no good guy but the iranians seem to be happy so i say this action, in isolation, is a net positive.
also iran is a partner of china, their most powerful in the region, so ill bet they're shitting their pants in zhongnanhai rn. watch china, if they do or say nothing you'll know it's a nothing sandwich.
>>289626 When MadoZverev will get his hands on tpg... they will be raised up in terror while he will try to escape by running as fast as he can... but it will be too late...
>>289621 >poutine started playing hoi4 and because hoi4 is definitely an accurate historical representation of the world i feel confident in saying this nigga should have won, fugly alexey skufyin lookalike as he may be. in any case i don't understand why putin didnt just spend political power to change the economy to economic boom, then everything would have been great. its literally as easy as pressing a button.
>>289640 >In May 2025 she referred on Twitter to Israel as 'a terrorist state ruled by the Hitler of our century, doing to the Palestinians the same things that the Nazis did to the Jews'.
Here’s a picture of the young soldier who simultaneously sank all 11 Iranian warships. He is only 17(joined the air force with parent’s permission) and will be the youngest 5 Star General.
>>289667 it's hilarious how turdies and western politics obsesionados agreed that is the end of america when it's just another middle eastern war where muslims have negative k/d
>>289674 Irl there are cars covered in Iran flags everywhere supporting the Jewish prince guy cuz feminism and American money I've had ENOUGH America must fall in 1 month
lmao our leader thought the iran war is bad because drumpf bad but he didn't realize every leftist and boomer would lose their mind so he reversed his statements
>>289692 it'll probably be up another 15-20% by the end of trading, here, today. petrol's already gone from $1.70AUD/L to $2.20AUD/L just over the weekend.
>>289701 ur not about that life kid, you're not sinister like us chinnygods, we're really on that demon timing, ur just a safe-edgy tranttroon stay in your lane
>>289703 I'd love to say that bloompf will reverse directions in order to salvage things and nothing will really happen, but my actual bet is that israeli greed will outweigh the usual return to status quo and things will be prolonged
>>289711 it's ironic that the people they want to draft the most are the least likely to actually to put in effort and achieve meaningful results. >>289713 this makes a lot of sense. a man who isn't afraid to lose everything won't think twice about desertion or shooting his officer in the back. the mutually assured destruction principle on applies if both sides have something to lose.
There won't be a draft, just a slow deterioration in the Quality of life, being used to buy 30 eggs now only being able to buy 15 at a time, then 10 then 5 and so on. The worst kind of future.
>>289715 this is why people, or at least those willing to, should learn hunting and/or agricultural. keeping animals is a plus too and chickens are easy to keep and pigs/boars tend to naturally congregate near and around human dumping grounds.
>>289715 An interesting thing to consider is that this line of thought is also memetic in nature and could've been inserted into discourse inorganically
I'm actually excited to see incompetent governments all across the world collapsing due to the economic shitstorm caused by rise of the energy prices. This will be the so called Great Reset, it's just that it's not going to happen the way the Davos child sacrificing satanist pedophiles expected.
>>289723 the oil giants here are already refusing to sell petrol to smaller and regional distributers, prioritising their larger contracts first. lucky diesel and LNG isn't to effected yet. still, there's only about 30 days before we'll have reinvade east timor and reannex PNG.
>The whole war is a psyop so that they can sell the oil reserves/venezuala raid oil at an insanae markup before prices return to a more neutral stance >The US has appropriated 80 million barrels of oil from venezuala since the new year. A clean 4 billion in additional value since the Iran conflict started, of course headed straight for private hands. We've only spent 100 billion in taxpayer money on Iran so far, a very efficient laundering ratio
>Five Nordic countries announce intent to arrest Benjamin Netanyahu if he enters their airspace or lands in their territory >Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, and Iceland, as signatories to the Rome Statute, stated they would arrest Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu due to obligations under an ICC arrest warrant. Norway and Denmark expressed the strongest positions on enforcing the warrant, with Sweden, Finland, and Iceland also supporting ICC enforcement.
>>289727 I'm leverage tradin and having some fun, Drumpf was tanking the price using twitter and making certain promises but he's asleep and boats are turning around in the strait
>>289728 >>289729 if a ship gets through safe and sound the price will tank a little, but if even one ship gets hit with a drone or missile, the price with go ape shit. even after this resent sell-off. after all this rain here, I think about buying some stock in a few herds of lamb. the buying should price be good soon.
>>355015 these mountains were probably greener thousands of years ago btw >Iran was significantly greener and had higher rainfall in ancient times, particularly during the early Neolithic and, at times, through the Persian Empire eras. Historical studies show that climate fluctuations, land use, and decreased rainfall over the last 4,000 years transformed areas that were once more temperate or fertile into deserts. Forests were significantly more extensive. During the Achaemenid period, forests covered over 16 million hectares, compared to a much smaller fraction today.
>>360106 It's because hummus are extremists plain and simple but if I remember correctly the PLO (Fatah, the gubbamint proceeding Hamas) started out okay (they were moderates in that they wanted a two state solution, albeit they hated Israel culturally but did not want war is my point) but gradually became Israeli shills or ineffectual or something which is why the people there wanted an alternative. Turns out the alternative stopped building schools and hospitals and shit the second they got into power and instead funnelled all that money into war. Sad!
Take this with a grain of salt btw I've just woken up and it's been a long time since I've researched the subject
>>361100 It was so funny watching him talk all that bs with the easter bunny right next to him. It'd be like if kero the wolf was standing next to the dude the whole time in vidrel
>Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? <Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.
