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 No. 292926 >>293012 >>382122 [View All]

>Hello, im houjuu nue. Wanna see my penis? I have a penis. It's big or small depending on my mood. I can swing it like a sword. Please look at it. Im... begging you~...

 No. 293000 >>293001

>"Ready or not, here I come~," she declared, her voice filled with a combination of amusement and cruelty. Without giving tpg any time to react, she thrust forward, plunging deep into their unprepared hole in a single swift motion

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>>293000
Why wasn't your hole prepared

 No. 293002

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 No. 293003 >>293004 >>293005 >>293020 >>293031

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new personality quiz

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>>293003
And if it grows from 32% to 55% in size?
Is it a grosher?

 No. 293005 >>293006

>>293003
95% of bint users on the left

 No. 293006

>>293005
Who told you that?
:angry:

 No. 293007 >>293009

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Area 51 personnel: Kill this alien, she came here to kill all humans!!!
Alien:

 No. 293008 >>293009

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this nue goes hard as fuck mang
it really do be

 No. 293009 >>293010

>>293007
>>293008
Stop necrobumping your dogshit thread

 No. 293010

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>>293009
ywnbaw
my thread my rules

 No. 293011

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 No. 293012 >>293013

>>292926 (OP)
>It's big or small depending on my mood.
Thats called an erection retard

 No. 293013 >>293037

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 No. 293014 >>293015

We support nue and her 'nis

 No. 293015 >>293016

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>>293014
>it's so big it needs a support

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>>293015
It's so small she needs a (mental) support

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 No. 293018 >>293019

:gasp:

 No. 293019

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 No. 293020

>>293003
Im a grower. My penis is tiny when its flacid.

 No. 293021

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i think my penis doubles in size when erect

 No. 293022

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me when this thread is bumped

 No. 293023 >>293024

Thank you Nue for the snacks

 No. 293024 >>293026

>>293023
You should consider showering.

 No. 293025

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 No. 293027 >>293028

fuck off nue

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 No. 293029

fuck nue

 No. 293030

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Fuck Nue, marry Nue, impregnate Nue.

 No. 293031 >>293032

>>293003
i have a very strange cocka

it can be anywhere from 0.5-2 inches while soft (not even cold, just naturally), but im around 6 hard.

 No. 293032 >>293033

>>293031
He thought of this, typed this, read this, and still decided to hit post

 No. 293033

>>293032
I thought of this, typed this, read this, and still decided to hit post

 No. 293034

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>Unknown
>nghh… w-who a-are you… w-what i-is t-this… 
>
>The nuenis
>Seeing Unknown's reaction, Nue couldn't hold back anymore. The innocence, the vulnerability… she was irresistible. "You can call me…" she hesitated, trying to think of a fitting name. Then, it came to her. "Nue… Or The Nuenis."

 No. 293035 >>293036 >>293048

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>Hello, im hou-
*slap*
>Gwalk-gwalk-gwalk

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 No. 293037

>>293013
idgi

 No. 293038

>>292987
*snap!*

 No. 293039 >>293040 >>293041

Imagine riding Nue's futa cock, her thinking she could dominate you because you are nothong more than a human male, only for you ride her so hard her balls empty before you cum even once. Imagine making her addicted to your ass so much, she begins to show up in your home deep at night to sleep next to you with her futa penis inside you. Imagine her fucking you while you are doing your everyday life but no one can see her because she is using her powers. Imagine her addiction growing so much she can't live without you, she is now inlove with you. Imagine proposing marriage to her, putting both a ring in her finger and a bigger ring on her cock. Imagine your wedding, the moment you two say yes to one another, kissing her lips and then her cock. Imagine.

 No. 293040

>>293039
houjuu nue has been defeated by humans many times doe

 No. 293041 >>293042 >>293044

>>293039
Imagine marrying Nue thinking she'll burn herself out but she never does. Imagine feeling her cock poke at your lips for the third time this morning and realising she really just needed you as a girly hole. Imagine being made to memorise the shape of her penis better than her lips, the taste of her semen more than her saliva. Imagine getting used to the dizzy hypoxic feeling of her nuenis occupying your windpipe too huge and thick to let you breathe properly. Imagine even after all this it's just warmup for when she spreads your cheeks and makes your little human penis flop around while she occupies your ass. Imagine not even needing a reacharound or even her looking at your penis because her girl meat is so girthy and long it can't help but crush your prostate during her hours-long sessions where she kisses the back of your neck and whispers how much she loves you, her breasts smooshed up against your back while her cock throbs inside you and fills you up with another inhumanly thick load.

 No. 293042 >>293043

>>293041
According to that one frogsnake doujin Nue is less than 9 cm doe

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 No. 293044 >>293045

>>293041
blood flowed into my penis when i read this

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>>293044
Blood flows into my penis and nobody bats an eye. Blood flows out of my penis and everyone loses their minds

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>>293035
no wings

of redemption

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 No. 293050 >>293051

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This thread also exists

 No. 293051 >>293052

>>293050
literally too big

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>>293051
The person who cleaned up after her probably said the same thing

 No. 293053 >>293054 >>293055

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>>293053
China

 No. 293055

>>293053
Birthrate has been #Saved

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Hoholien

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 No. 293058 >>293059 >>293061 >>293080

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my smegma came back

 No. 293059 >>293060

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>>293058
jews seldom say this

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>>293059
the jews never say this cuz i removed their peni

 No. 293061

>>293058
Whalegma

 No. 293062 >>293063 >>293065 >>293080

my penis has actualyly fullyd stopped working i am not kidding i realyl dobnt knoww

 No. 293063 >>293064

>>293062
this strange anomaly seems to have affected many on bantculture

 No. 293064

>>293063
Not funny

 No. 293065 >>293089

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 No. 293066 >>293067

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 No. 293067 >>293068

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>>293066
ias was thinkg this whikle i was doing some thing earlier except the ed but rather super boredom creating no libidio but its generally not working and it been like thsi for very wlong but this is the end

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 No. 293069 >>293071

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>>293068
i meant some thing dioffferent but i think nigger death time

 No. 293070

and sleep

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 No. 293072 >>293073 >>293074 >>293075

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>>293071
say nigger

 No. 293073

>>293072
i say say nigger
too

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 No. 293075 >>293077

>>293072
I never say nigger cuz we have almost 0 black people here o algo

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 No. 293077

>>293075
It will go up if yoy dont say i t ev3rday you are ltetting ur country down

 No. 293078 >>293079

>>293074
make a pitah voice

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 No. 293080 >>293081 >>293091

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>>293062
have you tried this
>>293058
:drool:

 No. 293081 >>293084

>>293080
I tried this

 No. 293082 >>293085

you shouldn't do this tho

 No. 293083 >>293085

What does it even do

 No. 293084

>>293081
stop trying stuyff like this

 No. 293085 >>293091

>>293082
i think the prone masturbation thing is a meme too because i learned to masturbate as child by doing something similar and did it that way for a long time and my penis works
>>293083
the goon captions say it gives you ED

 No. 293086 >>293087

its hard to ucm with your dikc down like this ots problaably an edhinh techniqu e cuz it really takesd a lto to make it uc,m like trhis

 No. 293087 >>293088

>>293086
steal mom's massage gun

 No. 293088

>>293087
ifve done this

 No. 293089

>>293065
Another rayshit L
Cialis/Viagra acts by inducing NO production by blocking cGMP degradation. It has nothing to do with blood sugar levels or ([citrate] || ATP:AMP) which are the energy markers.

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 No. 293091

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>>293080
This is good for the camera but it feels like nothing
>>293085
Apparently it breaks down the muscles in your pubic region @ssp your medical knowledge is needed

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/bant/cucks are making my dick hurt

 No. 293093

the nue news reportes

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 No. 359256

>>359243
otokonueko

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 No. 382122

>>292926 (OP)
>biblically accurate niggers

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