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▶  No. 292926 >>293012 >>382122 [View All]

>Hello, im houjuu nue. Wanna see my penis? I have a penis. It's big or small depending on my mood. I can swing it like a sword. Please look at it. Im... begging you~...

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Area 51 personnel: Kill this alien, she came here to kill all humans!!!
Alien:

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this nue goes hard as fuck mang
it really do be

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>>293007
>>293008
Stop necrobumping your dogshit thread

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>>293009
ywnbaw
my thread my rules

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>>292926 (OP)
>It's big or small depending on my mood.
Thats called an erection retard

▶  No. 293013 >>293037

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We support nue and her 'nis

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>>293014
>it's so big it needs a support

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>>293015
It's so small she needs a (mental) support

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:gasp:

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>>293003
Im a grower. My penis is tiny when its flacid.

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i think my penis doubles in size when erect

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me when this thread is bumped

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Thank you Nue for the snacks

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>>293023
You should consider showering.

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fuck off nue

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fuck nue

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Fuck Nue, marry Nue, impregnate Nue.

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>>293003
i have a very strange cocka

it can be anywhere from 0.5-2 inches while soft (not even cold, just naturally), but im around 6 hard.

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>>293031
He thought of this, typed this, read this, and still decided to hit post

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>>293032
I thought of this, typed this, read this, and still decided to hit post

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>Unknown
>nghh… w-who a-are you… w-what i-is t-this… 
>
>The nuenis
>Seeing Unknown's reaction, Nue couldn't hold back anymore. The innocence, the vulnerability… she was irresistible. "You can call me…" she hesitated, trying to think of a fitting name. Then, it came to her. "Nue… Or The Nuenis."

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>Hello, im hou-
*slap*
>Gwalk-gwalk-gwalk

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>>293013
idgi

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>>292987
*snap!*

▶  No. 293039 >>293040 >>293041

Imagine riding Nue's futa cock, her thinking she could dominate you because you are nothong more than a human male, only for you ride her so hard her balls empty before you cum even once. Imagine making her addicted to your ass so much, she begins to show up in your home deep at night to sleep next to you with her futa penis inside you. Imagine her fucking you while you are doing your everyday life but no one can see her because she is using her powers. Imagine her addiction growing so much she can't live without you, she is now inlove with you. Imagine proposing marriage to her, putting both a ring in her finger and a bigger ring on her cock. Imagine your wedding, the moment you two say yes to one another, kissing her lips and then her cock. Imagine.

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>>293039
houjuu nue has been defeated by humans many times doe

▶  No. 293041 >>293042 >>293044

>>293039
Imagine marrying Nue thinking she'll burn herself out but she never does. Imagine feeling her cock poke at your lips for the third time this morning and realising she really just needed you as a girly hole. Imagine being made to memorise the shape of her penis better than her lips, the taste of her semen more than her saliva. Imagine getting used to the dizzy hypoxic feeling of her nuenis occupying your windpipe too huge and thick to let you breathe properly. Imagine even after all this it's just warmup for when she spreads your cheeks and makes your little human penis flop around while she occupies your ass. Imagine not even needing a reacharound or even her looking at your penis because her girl meat is so girthy and long it can't help but crush your prostate during her hours-long sessions where she kisses the back of your neck and whispers how much she loves you, her breasts smooshed up against your back while her cock throbs inside you and fills you up with another inhumanly thick load.

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>>293041
According to that one frogsnake doujin Nue is less than 9 cm doe

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>>293041
blood flowed into my penis when i read this

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>>293044
Blood flows into my penis and nobody bats an eye. Blood flows out of my penis and everyone loses their minds

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>>293035
no wings

of redemption

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This thread also exists

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>>293050
literally too big

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>>293051
The person who cleaned up after her probably said the same thing

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>>293053
China

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>>293053
Birthrate has been #Saved

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Hoholien

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my smegma came back

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>>293058
jews seldom say this

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>>293059
the jews never say this cuz i removed their peni

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>>293058
Whalegma

▶  No. 293062 >>293063 >>293065 >>293080

my penis has actualyly fullyd stopped working i am not kidding i realyl dobnt knoww

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>>293062
this strange anomaly seems to have affected many on bantculture

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>>293063
Not funny

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▶  No. 293067 >>293068

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>>293066
ias was thinkg this whikle i was doing some thing earlier except the ed but rather super boredom creating no libidio but its generally not working and it been like thsi for very wlong but this is the end

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>>293068
i meant some thing dioffferent but i think nigger death time

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and sleep

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>>293071
say nigger

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>>293072
i say say nigger
too

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>>293072
I never say nigger cuz we have almost 0 black people here o algo

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>>293075
It will go up if yoy dont say i t ev3rday you are ltetting ur country down

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>>293074
make a pitah voice

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>>293062
have you tried this
>>293058
:drool:

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>>293080
I tried this

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you shouldn't do this tho

▶  No. 293083 >>293085

What does it even do

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>>293081
stop trying stuyff like this

▶  No. 293085 >>293091

>>293082
i think the prone masturbation thing is a meme too because i learned to masturbate as child by doing something similar and did it that way for a long time and my penis works
>>293083
the goon captions say it gives you ED

▶  No. 293086 >>293087

its hard to ucm with your dikc down like this ots problaably an edhinh techniqu e cuz it really takesd a lto to make it uc,m like trhis

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>>293086
steal mom's massage gun

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>>293087
ifve done this

▶  No. 293089

>>293065
Another rayshit L
Cialis/Viagra acts by inducing NO production by blocking cGMP degradation. It has nothing to do with blood sugar levels or ([citrate] || ATP:AMP) which are the energy markers.

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>>293080
This is good for the camera but it feels like nothing
>>293085
Apparently it breaks down the muscles in your pubic region @ssp your medical knowledge is needed

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/bant/cucks are making my dick hurt

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the nue news reportes

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>>359243
otokonueko

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▶  No. 382122

>>292926 (OP)
>biblically accurate niggers

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▶  No. 397564

POV you are a scientist in Rosewell circa 1947

▶  No. 397573 >>397583

they thought they could memory hole mokou vtuber... they thought wrong

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>>397573
nobody could ever forget blake izayoi the agptuber

▶  No. 403591 >>403597 >>403599

>Hi, Im a new in here can you please show me where is the bathroom in this school? Bathromm for men I mean...

▶  No. 403597 >>403621

>>403591
this could mean a lot of things

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>>403591
I do this naively, my small frame and gentle mannerism enticing her. After all, footuh does not exist, so there is no danger.

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>>403597
>>403599
She goes to elementary and middle school to harvest little boys cum because her space ship operates on that, she can easily overpower a kid and she desperately wants to go back to her home planet (hell). If a little boy is refusing to have sex with her or just too shy she has to rape him. Like making a little f(ag)alla chock on the gock while pressing his arms with her knees untill he gets hard so the gaylien can take what belongs to her orally or vaginally. Also she has to visit a different school each time because the cops are searching for the serial little boy (female?) rapist.



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