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 No. 295462 [Last 100 Posts]

No Nut November progress reports thread

 No. 295463 >>295464

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 No. 295464 >>295466

Two days in, still clean
I feel like I'm in the zombie apocalypse but the zombies are gooners, anyone who loses before the first week their ass would NOT survive the zombie apocalypse. you reading, you would be a zombie right now lil nigga.

>>295463
kek this reminds me of that video on the nyc subway where the lightskin bitch is getting mad because ppl are complaining about her breast feeding her baby (who is a full grown adult nigga)

Also
>Girl Tamers Regression Diapers, Anime Design
:rofl:
holy shit is this real?
Imagine you're a foid, you just went on the best date of your life. He's funny, good-looking, rich, and is into all the same things as you (but to a lesser degree so you feel like you're teaching him)
He takes you by the hand into his Lamborghini, drives you to his mansion, you get to his room and THOSE are sitting right there on top of his dresser

 No. 295465

I wanted to J.O. when I woke up
But it stopped once I left bed
I probably haven't J.O. since the 30th

 No. 295466

>>295464
>holy shit is this real?
I searched for these and couldn't find anything

 No. 295467

I haven't coomed in like 6-7 months, saving it for the special event

 No. 295468 >>295469 >>295471

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I didnt jerk of on oct 29 30 31st either so i had multiple dreams right on the 1st ahout stuff that turns me on i kept wakijg up hard but i guess i was too tired to jerk to anything my first dream wasnt making me hard it was like all the stuff related to my tastes that i didnt like but then later dreams were like all the shit i wanted it was all really vague so there no point describing but i guess it was the different ghosts of nnn showing me the choices. Few times i almost went to jerk off should get easier later i find

 No. 295469 >>295470 >>295471 >>295472 >>295473

>>295468
Haha, a hamster crawled up her pants 😊 get out of there lil rascal

 No. 295470

>>295469
Kek it's kino

 No. 295471

>>295468
'llt
>>295469
the board appropriate term is guinea pig, chüddybutt

 No. 295472

>>295469
cute

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 No. 295474

Still #WINNING

 No. 295475 >>295476 >>295477 >>295478

Last night I was on censoredbooru and I thought I went past the edge and was going to have a ruined orgasm but only a bead or two of precum leaked out

 No. 295476

>>295475
I think this is a little sexually unusual

 No. 295477 >>295479

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>>295475
>censorshit
never understood this meme, either watch porn or don't, queer faggot

 No. 295478

>>295475
the censored goon stuff is funny as heck

 No. 295479

>>295477
masochism, it's like orgasm denial

 No. 295480

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0 days.

 No. 295481 >>295482 >>295483 >>295487 >>295520

POV: you put on the momijipedovision goggles

 No. 295482


 No. 295483 >>295484 >>295485 >>295486

>>295481
Fucking newfag, I'm proudly anti and I hate cunny intensely

 No. 295484

>>295483
Sorry momijipedo its over

 No. 295485

>>295483
Get banned subhuman

 No. 295486

>>295483
... on opposite day

 No. 295487 >>295488 >>295489

>>295481
>beta chip technology
two nukes werent enough

 No. 295488

>>295487
Why must japs pay for something that was probably a masochist westoid with possibly cuckold fetish made?

 No. 295489 >>295490

>>295487
Bantculture.com actually interfaces with your beta chip and it appears as a 404 if you don't have one

So I have some bad news for you

 No. 295490

>>295489
DAAAAAAAMN you aight momiji pidoras

 No. 295491 >>295492 >>295493


 No. 295492

>>295491
stop posting censorshit or ill make the shoe slave cum in your shoes

 No. 295493

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 No. 295494 >>295495

just lost to feet

 No. 295495 >>295496

>>295494
keep being a handhumping loser ❤️
porn is your god ❤️

 No. 295496 >>295497 >>295498

>>295495
are you josou seme
or is it big boobed mommy

 No. 295497

>>295496
real question
:waka:

 No. 295498

>>295496
secret 😉

 No. 295499 >>295500 >>295501 >>295502 >>295508 >>295566

I forgot about NNN and jerked off
But I literally forgot so I'm giving myself a pass

 No. 295500

>>295499
just get a cage and you won't forget

 No. 295501


 No. 295502

>>295499
Another victim of dementia epidemic
:pray:

 No. 295503 >>295504 >>295506

Should we really know about when each one of us busts a nut and loses

 No. 295504 >>295507 >>295509 >>295510

>>295503
Don't do this because MOSSAD will identify you as fertile and dispatch one of the חטיבת סוקובוס של צבא ההגנה הישראלי within 24 hours to harvest your sperm and use it to produce future soldiers for YSRL

 No. 295505

I actually read the post wrong and thought you said "we should really know..." but I'm gonna keep the post up because I think it's funny

 No. 295506

>>295503
Well yeah we're bros

 No. 295507


 No. 295508

>>295499
I did this

 No. 295509


 No. 295510 >>295511

>>295504
If these were fembois people would enlist

 No. 295511 >>295512

>>295510
not you too...

 No. 295512

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>>295511
The joke is that if you rage it exposes you as a Jew who will finally be banned

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 No. 295514

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 No. 295515

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 No. 295516 >>295517 >>295519

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I can't get a boner (at least not in the right time)... It has been 5 days.

 No. 295517 >>295518

>>295516
Work and school do this 💢

 No. 295518

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>>295517
My subconscious is probably committed to the NNN bullshit against my will or some shit like that. In the 7th day, I'll shoot, as God intended.

 No. 295519 >>295522

>>295516
wtf mano i can conjure a boner at will while mindgooning during commute, wuit using jewpills
:brain2:

 No. 295520 >>295521 >>295522

>>295481
dump momjipedo lore idgi

 No. 295521

>>295520
He's talking bullshit because I hate both loli and censorshit
:damn:

 No. 295522 >>295524

>>295520
Momijipedo, like many antis, have to constantly self-affirm that they are not pedos while liking sussy things such as oneshota and pegging which is covert futa on male where he self inserts as the shota getting pegged and shotashit is pedoshit.
>>295519
You should try conjuring my boner for me.

 No. 295523 >>295525 >>295532

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i was doing perfectly and then i came in my sleep for the first time in one nigerjillion years, jews only reenable my penis when its useful for them

 No. 295524

>>295522
i see
:notes:
why would he do this "tho"

 No. 295525 >>295526 >>295527 >>295528 >>295530 >>295533

>>295523
What if it wasn't your cum but rather a Jew came and busted in your pants to deceive you

 No. 295526

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 No. 295527 >>295529

>>295525
It means you have to lick it off

 No. 295528 >>295529

>>295525
jewish futa succubus

 No. 295529 >>295531

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>>295525
because i came in my dream but im sure jews found a way to make that happen too

 No. 295531

>>295529
are you really in position to say this

 No. 295532


 No. 295533

>>295525
Scary NNN creepypasta.
:gasp:

 No. 295534 >>295535

i came

 No. 295535 >>295536

>>295534
from what source
:waka:

 No. 295536 >>295537

>>295535
no anal orgasms allowed

 No. 295537 >>295540

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>>295536
He couldve forced it with willpower or plapped doe

 No. 295538 >>295539

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>bantsluttas cant go 1 week without beating off to AI generated futanari porn while simultaneously shoving a phallus shaped object up their anal cavity
just unleash a nuclear holocaust upon the server room already

 No. 295539 >>295541

>>295538
Uh actually im still winning #NNN so consider yourself deboonked froagnigger

 No. 295540 >>295542

>>295537
STOP TALKING ABOUT PLAPPING
HOW DO YOU EVEN COME FROM THAT

 No. 295541 >>295544

>>295539
I wonder what's the darkest sexual fantasy you've had since starting

 No. 295542

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>>295540
Well you could try it and tell us...

 No. 295543

Plap is the sound of having sex with fat women. Hence the name of the meme plapjak

 No. 295544 >>295546

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>>295541
Murderin' a hoe cuz im high test

 No. 295545

Plap is the sound of Cobson hitting his balls with a dildo. Hence the name of the meme plapjak

 No. 295546 >>295547

>>295544
you need chemical castration

 No. 295547 >>295548


 No. 295548 >>295549

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>>295547
what booru and tags should I use to find more pictures like this

 No. 295549 >>295550


 No. 295550 >>295551

>>295549
I don't want horse faces
:angry:

 No. 295551 >>295552

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>>295550
But thats the best part...
Anyway maybe try human tag idk

 No. 295552 >>295553

>>295551
wait, is that a bulge
:bruh:

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 No. 295554

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this is wholesome

 No. 295555 >>295556

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Also daily reminder that theres canonically a place called Gelding Grotta on Equestria map (if you know, you know)

 No. 295556

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 No. 295557

>>225697
Lmfao
This is why we love soyteens

 No. 295558

>>225697
goated with the sauce

 No. 295559

>>225697
My FUARKING heroes are on da list.

 No. 295560 >>295561 >>295563

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>>225697
:tempura:

 No. 295561

>>295560
This is more aryan than all soypedos combined

 No. 295562

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:waka:

 No. 295563 >>295564 >>295565

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>>295560
not bad not bad
:waka:

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>>295563
>AFAB anatomy
Who let they/thembro cook

 No. 295565

>>295563
>Yuri(15$ upcharge)
What kind of retardation is this? Why does yuri cost more? Also
>15$
I fucking hate when people do this, especially Americans who should know better. It's $15.

 No. 295566

>>295499
Pre-nut delusion

 No. 295567 >>295568 >>295569

ok i ended up failing but it wasnt my fault

 No. 295568

>>295567
it was your fault

 No. 295569 >>295570

>>295567
What did you fail to, depending on the answer you shall be spared or sent to the Pidor Svinya concentration camp for rehabilitation and education

 No. 295570 >>295571 >>295577

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>>295569
i didnt fail to anything it just happened randomly and i still outrape you dont forget

 No. 295571 >>295572

>>295570
This is what happens when the simulation's code is written by Indians

 No. 295572

>>295571
Memory leak soon

 No. 295573

From the creators of No Nut November
Here comes Brap Vocaroo December

 No. 295574 >>295575 >>295576 >>295578 >>295579 >>295580 >>295581


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 No. 295576

>>295574
It's supposed to be really hard to do that o algo

 No. 295577

>>295570
Sorry for my insolence, Grand rape wizard

 No. 295578

>>295574
Based tewibun smashing that yes button

 No. 295579

>>295574
can you do that and still be an alpha male

 No. 295580

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 No. 295581 >>295582

>>295574
Whose the one who voted yes, I need to talk to you

 No. 295582 >>295583

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>>295581
no need to, you can get a tutorial by just asking google tho i doubt that you dont know it already, sis

 No. 295583

>>295582
Just for this post, I will hang you by your intestines

 No. 295584

how was it

 No. 295585 >>295586 >>295587 >>295613


 No. 295586

>>295585
>??da4ren2mei3tian1?dui4wo3menname(?)chan3ge2,zhen1defan2ren2,buguo4ta1?gai1mo4/mei(?)xiang1dao4wo3mencong2chong2?da4ren2nalina2dao4leyi1xi1mi2yao4ba.
>jiu3shishuo1a,zhe4ci4ke3yao4hao3hao3jiao1xun4ta1!buguo4ni3bie2shuo1,??da4ren2dejuao4di3ge3zhen1bai2jing4axun4lian4deshi2hou4wo3lao3?zhekan4

 No. 295587 >>295588 >>295604

>>295585
don't know if he can be classified as a 'noko or not

 No. 295588 >>295589

>>295587
id say somehwat he is i see a lot of foids draw him crossdressing, hes one of those otokonokos that appeals to woman more often than men, i dont know what it is but i said before noko for foids feels different to noko for moids

 No. 295589

>>295588
I noticed a lot of foids like kimetsu no yaiba
:waka:

 No. 295590 >>295591 >>295606 >>295613

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a lot japanese nokos pander to guys with their cosplays with astolfo and whatnot. but you see the chinese guys cosplaying the ones foids like, especially the jeanne noko and stuff like black butler. not to say there isnt overlap between the two but i just notice this pattern a lot

 No. 295591 >>295593 >>295596

>>295590
foids have more sophisticated tastes in 'nokos
:ramen2:

 No. 295592

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but we get a lot of nokos who are pooners just trying to get attention. they are always very similiar to efoids who cosplay black souls and touhou and has facial piercings but they tried to grift to another retard group, very evil

 No. 295593

>>295591
this and shotacon and also dolls if they arent a tumblr reddit woman

 No. 295594 >>295595

NNN is over, how many bantoids failed

 No. 295595

>>295594
wasnt my fault wasnt my fault, to make up for it ill participate in locktober but i will never wear a cage so ill just put wire around my dick and tighten if it gets hard

 No. 295596 >>295598 >>295600

>>295591
yeah, females like tasteful stuff while males beat it to gapes caused by double penetration with horse dildos

 No. 295597

what if that makes my dick explode

 No. 295598

>>295596
i remember a woman foid shotacon pedo posted a voice clip of her ranting about racist xenophobic ai miquella art where it says BLACK BULLS ONLY

 No. 295599

or like only refugees welcome

 No. 295600 >>295601 >>295603 >>295606

>>295596
actually this is fucking wrong becasuse i remember a shotacon foid drew the little boy from persona getting his dick cut in half by pliers and i feel like only see women make guro of shotas, and yaoi much more than i see loli guro. i remember everyone was fine with this person but snaked her because they knew from her artstyle she was actually a real pedo because women are always evil all the time

 No. 295601 >>295603

>>295600
this is why foids should be kept away from nokos

 No. 295602 >>295605

a plier to the dick will teach the fags a lesson tho

 No. 295603


 No. 295604

>>295587
He is just as much of a 'noko as Shiota Nagisa or Kinoshita Hideyoshi is.

 No. 295605

>>295602
'Plier

 No. 295606 >>295607 >>295610

>>295590
What is his name because I need to hit up Amazon soon as I've decided my short hair is a superpower actually because it means I can wear more wigs
>>295600
I have met multiple of these and they generally range from near-normies (surprising) to unironically gross femcels with mental issues so the moral of the story is foidpedos are a spectrum

 No. 295607 >>295608

>>295606
U met multiple female pedofiles? Momijipidor.... What's on those hard drives
:thinking:

 No. 295608 >>295609

>>295607
It's all 2D
:thumb:

 No. 295609 >>295610 >>295611

>>295608
a female pedophile catches you, ties you to a bed, undresses then drinks a magical potion that makes a juicy cock and a pair of balls appear between her legs

 No. 295610 >>295611

>>295609
Just go explode
>>295606
I told u aves ago and that u should cosplay him and u didnt liaten but also you need to stop ptrtrnding to be littlr boys for good

 No. 295611 >>295612

>>295609
Just go explode
>>295610
last one I promise

 No. 295612 >>295613 >>295614

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>>295611
you will always be an evil pedophile

 No. 295613


 No. 295614 >>295615 >>295616

>>295612
tell me da fuckin name or nemo here gets it

 No. 295615

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>>295614
i hsytr hate nemfgo fish

 No. 295616 >>295622

>>295614
its jeabnne from a hnetai where he gets rapoed by an old man if you didnt ignore me you wou.ld of known

 No. 295617 >>295621 >>295622

AT THE END OF THE HENTAI HE IS MRUDERD LOL

 No. 295618 >>295622

THE STOry is deisgned for woman cuz i tired jerking off to it and it was like pauising all the sex scenes for like gay lore and drama and it was fucking shit

 No. 295619 >>295622

its a soap opera basdically

 No. 295620 >>295622

authors female checks out

 No. 295621

>>295617
Alpha shit

 No. 295622 >>295623 >>295625 >>295629

>>295616
I ignored you because I was sad because you hated me 😢
>>295617
English version has been taken down, exhentai only has Russian and nhentai only has Chinese so I don't know if the hair cutting is a euphemism or what but I'm assuming it is. Sad!
>>295618
>>295619
Yeah it looks like it sucks but the character design is good enough to carry it. Thank you to the chads at AliExpress for making a cosplay for this niche awful doujin.
>>295620
Yeap. It makes me angry because there's an alternate universe where this is straight
:frown:
Why do foids do this? Men think of a concept and draw it as if it were themselves doing it but it's like foids are allergic to the idea of self insert and have to watch porn voyeuristically, I wonder if women are all secretly cucks.

 No. 295623

>>295622
No they always self insert as big ugly men they told me iremember an obese blakc woman who was marrird to a woman but drew little boy tentacle rpae

 No. 295624

Women like pedo porn of real life shit likei remmember one of a roman empeoror who was a shota crossdresser who eould havr sex with slaves that one was funny

 No. 295625 >>295626

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>>295622
they made a wholke figuire for it you pedo imp

 No. 295626 >>295627

>>295625
Im actually not very interested in anything to do with it anymore outside of the cosplay and the fact I can use it to cynically attract the target audience and siphon money out of them

 No. 295627

>>295626
unfortunately you are competing against chinas top nokos and european pooners who dont even have a dick

 No. 295628

Chinese/Zhongguo nanniang

 No. 295629

>>295622
>Why do foids do this? Men think of a concept and draw it as if it were themselves doing it but it's like foids are allergic to the idea of self insert and have to watch porn voyeuristically, I wonder if women are all secretly cucks.
Thats like the only advantage woe-men have over normal men, they are far more superior when it comes to sensuality and shit. Moids and moid orietnted p*rn is just way too boring

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bump

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 No. 295633 >>295634

fellas what is the general consensus on posting porn on bantculture.com

 No. 295634

>>295633
Death penalty



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