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 No. 299503 >>299516 >>299561 >>299577

when did you learn to drive, bantards?
https://youtu.be/CWhNI_x9W6c

 No. 299504 >>299508

i got my licence at 16 because i needed it for construction work. i was working contract labour for a while, but at 16 years old i started to fix the roads. i would fill potholes over country roads in the middle of the night and then run it over with my company truck's dualies so it would be flat and tamped down. my strategy was so efficient my boss paid me lots of money.
driving is a gift from god

 No. 299505 >>299508

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When I was nine, I learned using an old Toyota Cressida

 No. 299506 >>299508

I didnt

 No. 299507 >>299508

I didnt

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>>299504
running over the filled potholes was like hillbilly autocross. i got so good at doing it quickly, i just became a godlike driver. then in my darkness arc i just drove so hard because i didn't care, and that made me an even more cracked driver....
>>299505
epic skoda nitori pic

>>299506
>>299507
Y

 No. 299509 >>299513

american here
i started drivers ed at 15 and then had to get a certain number of driving hours with a parent in order to get my license
my dad taught me how to drive and he taught me damn well, which is why I've never been in an accident.

 No. 299510

I didnt

 No. 299511 >>299512

>>299508
Cost too much to own a car and didnt have anyone to actually sit me down and teach me so i dont

 No. 299512 >>299517

>>299511
yeah it's true(ke)
i learned to drive in company vehicles which is a rare privilege but now used cars like my first car (manual transmission toyota echo that had a engine fire and cost me $200) dont even exist

 No. 299513 >>299514

>>299509
i didnt have any drivers education which made insurance impossible tier unaffordable
so i just didnt have insurance

 No. 299514 >>299515

>>299513
I thought that was illegal

 No. 299515

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>>299514
it is, and if you buy a car from a dealership it is required that you show proof of insurance before you drive it off the lot

 No. 299516

>>299503 (OP)
I can drive fine but getting a license is too much of a pain in the ass

 No. 299517 >>299518

>>299512
Now i just pay raj amir and jose to give me Uber rides

 No. 299518

>>299517
it's a waste of money

 No. 299519 >>299520 >>299521

you have to drive if you are male
you dont have a choice

 No. 299520 >>299525 >>299586

>>299519
Facts, before I learned to drive my ex used to drive me and it was embarrassing as fuck

 No. 299521 >>299522 >>299523 >>299531

>>299519
I'll cause an accident right away like Spongebob

 No. 299522

>>299521
oh spongebob....... whyyyyyyyyyyyy

 No. 299523 >>299524

>>299521
Can't crash a horse. Consider one of those instead.

When did you learn to ride horseback, bant?

 No. 299524 >>299526 >>299527

>>299523
too difficult and social

 No. 299525 >>299527

>>299520
aaaaa momiji fag is also a failed normie

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>>299524
this is unfathomably bad ass

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>>299524
its in your blood, steppite, you are descended from mongols so equestrianism should come naturally to you
>>299525
im like a dark brooding anti-hero who was rejected by the world because modern normies are shitskins. if it was the 90s id have 3 girlfriends a ferrari and a job at microsoft

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 No. 299529

what cars do you like to drive in videogames
what cars will you drive in gta6
https://www.gtabase.com/gta-6/vehicles/

 No. 299530 >>299532

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 No. 299531 >>299533

>>299521
>I'll cause an accident right away like Spongebob
Get an E-bike or E-scooter then like a Yamaha or Daultron. Then the only person who will get hurt in a crash is (You) but hopefully that doesn't happen at all.
https://youtu.be/AediFnfDfVQ

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>>299531
this but get a 1000+ cc displacement motorcycle at auction from a recently deceased rider

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I didn't, but my dad let me pretend to drive his car. After taking a course on auto-mechanics/eletrics (whatever the fuck it's called in English, it's a course about fixing cars), I decided that having a car would be too much hustle and particularly expensive in this shithole of a country so fuck everything.

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 No. 299536 >>299537

i already smashed a car window

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 No. 299538 >>299540

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>>299537
was accident

 No. 299540 >>299541

>>299538
Best meme that came out of parts 3 and 4

 No. 299541 >>299542 >>299547

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>>299540
you call it a meme
i call it a lifestyle

 No. 299542 >>299543 >>299546

>>299541
>completely regular normal summer camp registration closes in 1:23

 No. 299543 >>299544

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>>299542
this will never be a meme
do not force it

 No. 299544 >>299548

>>299543
It's a callback. I think ?????? camp is funny enough that most hunters remember it

 No. 299545

>hunters
binters* damn bratty autocorrect

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>>299541
>completely regular normal summer camp registration closes in 1:23

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>>299544
I remember it

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 No. 299550 >>299551

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 No. 299551

>>299549
my wife puchiko is too cute
>>299550
midlife crisis/rich kid obviously

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 No. 299553

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 No. 299555

The gypsies stole my dads Dacia 1300

 No. 299556

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drove 450 km today
thats 280 miles

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 No. 299558 >>299560

imagine being such a deadbeat you cant make your payments on your shitty kia subcompact or civic or 10 year old accord

 No. 299559 >>299562 >>299566

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>>299558
That happened to my dad when he was supposed to drive me to an exam

 No. 299561

>>299503 (OP)
i was 8 26 years ago driving my drunk dad home on the regular.
didn't get driver's license til 35 because didn't need more than a permit to get jobs at 16+.

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 No. 299563 >>299564

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>>299563
LMAO

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Me if I could drive 👀

 No. 299566 >>299567

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>>299559
Lol funney

 No. 299567 >>299570

>>299566
there was a polish guy with schizophrenia who would cry when seeing this hedgehog

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 No. 299569

bumpo

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>>299567
ive been thinking about this post for a little while wondering what about him would make him cry. when i was a little kid i remember having a breakdown over smiley fries because i thought it was fucked up they were smiling while i was eating them, i was going through my "i want to be a vegetarian" phase so i was very sensitive to my food

i wonder if it's something similar for him? that's a pretty human head so maybe he thinks the animu girl had her head lopped off and sewn onto a hedgehog and that upsets him

 No. 299571 >>299572

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They're making edits of the Honda engineer now

 No. 299572 >>299573

>>299571
>That haircut well into your 30s/40s/50s
I fucking kneel

 No. 299573 >>299574

>>299572
I thought Japan was strict with appearance policies in schools/professional settings, they fact he buck broke the hr and kept the haircut is impressive

 No. 299574

>>299573
Jatran is weird because they only accept rigid conformity or being completely wacky and out of the box. I think they hate lukewarmness probably and enjoy underdog stories so they respect people who rebel but only if they rebel fully.

 No. 299575 >>299576 >>299579

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pedestrianking
tired of motors
:waka:

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>>299575
He killed him in one strike like how I do to women

 No. 299577

>>299503 (OP)
A few months ago I would have dreams about stealing and driving cars with 0 knowledge of how to drive
Fucking incredible dreams I need to get back to that state

 No. 299578 >>299581

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>>299576
like in GTA

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>>299575
this is why you LARP as a partisan when going for a walk in da forest

 No. 299580 >>299583

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:rika:

 No. 299581 >>299582

>>299578
Lmao at the guy who got ran over

 No. 299582 >>299584

>>299581
dats a woman Kirkbeit

 No. 299583

>>299580
andrew tate taught me this trick

 No. 299584 >>299587

>>299582
I just replayed and it appears so. Russian women too masculine, all the feminine ones are shipped to Israel and dubai to be defecated on o Algo

 No. 299585 >>299588

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:crawl:

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>>299520
I wish I could find a girl to do this for me tbqh

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>>299584
I thought only polish women were involved in arab scat adventures

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>>299585
rofl

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yesterday



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