>>301395 even after pulling half a hand out of my ass i'm continent enough to hold in the bussyshart soup of lube and it goes back to being tight overnight, i don't believe the anal = diapers meme since i've never seen an example that wasn't catastrophic injury from jumping on traffic cone sized toys trim your fingernails, start out slow and steady, use lots of lube, stop at any discomfort, don't use any of those lidocaine lubricants internally, and have fun
>>301397 I'm as clean obsessed as it gets but I hate being a living being and that we shit Should put me in a sexy robot already Okay jokes aside we should just have liquid diets and nutrient patches that let everything go through the skin
>>301401 I should use my money to fund these ideas of mine but I'm still too sanae to crack open my vaults Or maybe it's insanae spending as little as I do and one day I'll cure myself hehehe
>>301405 i was telling someone about how joegan thinks that monkey humans used to use mushrooms as temporary buffs and then the jews psyopped us to think they are bad and he thought he might be right, so maybe i will do them
>>301406 They've been around for 66 million years and humans have always done them It's where a lot of religion comes from Not sure how much you know about neurochemistry but they cause your brain to use new neural pathways instead of relying on old junk created by age and trauma so it's like a miracle drug for modifying your brain and getting ahead of everyone I'll keep doing large doses once every few days forevs
>>301400 i can't fit my entire hand i'm mixing some booze for my impending goonsesh rn, maybe this is the one where it pops in >>301401 figuring out how to douche was the worst, i could never figure out how much water i needed to clean the rectum without going into the sigmoid colon until pretty recently and it's probably only around around 2 ounces if water goes up into the sigmoid it triggers a willy wonka chocolate river with a delay that could be like half an hour or more and you either need to give up until tomorrow or rinse most of your colon with a shower nozzle which takes more time, causes more discomfort, and shouldn't be done as often as it fucks with the mucosal lining and microbiome in said organs, but is necessary for the big horse dildos unless someone wants it covered in shit a high fiber diet makes these preparations way faster, hence the daily psyllium husk powder
when you dry orgasm in cage doesnt it feel worse? like it would make your gooning experience worse unless oyu have the specific fetish of having a pathetic orgasm and beingf humiliated
Gay sex is extremely visually unappealing to me and that is its biggest sin. Black homo thugs are funny because of the juxtaposition but any gay sex you're supposed to take seriously to me just comes across as gross. My working theory is that male and female beauty complement one another while two males just end up looking ugly together unless they're both S tier. If someone can get some happiness out of it that's great and I'm sure plenty of people love one another very much but the fact of the matter is it looks gross, eye em oh
>>301409 Growing them is tedious because a single mold spore can kill the poor little mushroom friends and there are trillions of mold spores and hostile forms of bacteria all around us They start their lives as spores created through asexual reproduction and the spores are single cells and can form a new organism if two spores meet, when that happens it becomes a mycelium organism that tries to locate food and eat up and grow, they're pretty smart and have their own immune systems but at-home environments don't prepare them for the world and just about anything will kill them, if they finish consuming and colonizing the environment you gave them it says "I've taken over, time to reproduce!" and it'll try to create fruits and the fruits cum spores into the air and begin the cycle anew It's complicated but if a bit of mycelium is submerged in a nutritious substrate it'll take over and make fruits for you UNLESS any mold spores or other contaminants got in while the mycelium was young... the process can be boiled down to getting the mycelium somehow like as a syringe and getting a tub full of substrate to seal I'm a nerd so I like all this though
>>301417 One of these days you, too, will leave this earth. What, then, will you say to the Lord, at that time when you are asked to justify statements such as these?
>>301427 Yeah these fucking kike oafs are pretty shitty at their "create a cyberpunk slave state" thing you gotta admit, with how dorky ai is i think all their other gay little ideas can't come to fruition either
>>301393 (OP) >How does being gay even work step 1. get molested by your uncle as a child step 2. wait for one of your siblings to have a son step 3. molest your nephew
The trick of doing anal is not the asshole per-se (unless the receiver is well trained). You need to flip the bean at the same time. Anal is like salt, it won't give you a good flavor by itself, you need to accompany it with other stuff to enhance it x1000. It turns a dry asshole into a puddle.
>>301393 (OP) They don’t, that’s why they get AIDs, because it literally tears the anus from the inside and damages your spinal cord. You’re basically making your anus bleed when you have gay sex.
>>301469 Not really most of the pleasure was from the sensory on my penis i guess there was maybe an erotic humiliatipm factor but anal masturbation was never anything
i have had my penis all the way inside a butthole but not really sex. she couldnt relax her hole so she was very uncomfortable. its tighter at the sphincter but very loose inside colon compared to a vagina. vagina is tight through the entire length and has a much much much better feeling, plus the girl can control it way better. my ex also liked shoving her fingers up my butthole and i can relax but it is just a unremarkable feeling i liked when she would hold my ass cheeks when i was cumming in side of her though
>>301472 >it is just a unremarkable feeling facts on its own but it's a force multiplier for other more direct sources of pleasure. It's the same thing as having your thighs or ass groped or nipple stuff where it doesn't feel good on its own but it amplifies other feelings. In not so many words the anus is an erogenous zone. >anal sex is bad and vaginal is better facts I think the main reason foids do this is because they want to feel like freaks or whatever, it's cool and whatever but one is clearly better than the other
