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 No. 303115 >>303131 [Last 100 Posts]

Take a loan. Start a business that caters to women. Women are the biggest consumers and their simp boyfriends will pay for it.

There I just gave you the secret to making ez money

 No. 303116

I can't take a loan because I'm a neet gangster

 No. 303117 >>303121

Loans are jewish in nature

 No. 303118 >>303119

I don't know what women like, maybe I can hire a homosexual (memegoy) to tell me
:pipe:

 No. 303119

>>303118
Mentioned memegod for no reason award

 No. 303120 >>303121 >>303122

>whines about the jews all day everyday
>Promotes usury

 No. 303121

>>303117
>Loans are jewish in nature
Wear a little hat while at ze bank and get your chosenite discount or something.

>>303120
>>Promotes usury
The Saudi's figured out a fancy pancy work around to having banks without usury, instead they'll for a temporary partnership or whatever. The UAE Arabs however are just crypto Jews so I don't think they care if they engage in straight up usury however which isn't surprising in what is basically Arabian Vegas.

 No. 303122

>>303120
Ok this one was kinda funny

 No. 303123 >>303124 >>303125

https://warosu.org/biz/thread/60081872#p60082018
Might pull the trigger on this I need millies to buy a house fr

 No. 303124

>>303123
bro coming up with moneymaking schemes like it's ed edd n eddy

 No. 303125 >>303126

>>303123
Publicly trade your biz so I can invest n it cuz I am too lazy to make one myself and I would feel too evil blatantly scamming the good women of Australia

 No. 303126 >>303127 >>303128 >>303129 >>303130 >>303133

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>>303125
It's not a scam, I'm expanding GDP

 No. 303127

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>>303126
>pic
scary

 No. 303128

>>303126
>pic
danny phantom

 No. 303129

>>303126
Stop posting ai slop

 No. 303130

>>303126
>she isn't sweating for no reason
is it even able to be considered spaniardslop?

 No. 303131

>>303115 (OP)
start a business that appeals to horny men

 No. 303132

sell temporary qos tattoos

 No. 303133 >>303134 >>303144

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>>303126
not gonna post my slop anymore due to trannies and kikes gangstalking me in other sites, if i change style they won't notice

 No. 303134

>>303133
:sad:

 No. 303135 >>303138 >>303142

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I made all of my discord friends buy a crypto coin and it went way up but I didn't share it with bant this time cuz I didn't want to bump ssp's thread 💔

 No. 303136 >>303137

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>I didn't want to bump ssp's thread

 No. 303137

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>>303136
It had a gross ai picture instead of a hot or funny ai picture

 No. 303138 >>303139

>>303135
This time AC is only exaggerating.

 No. 303139 >>303140

>>303138
Every day I wish I could be this committed to a bit

 No. 303140

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>>303139
...what bit?

 No. 303141

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I didn't want to bump ssp's thread

 No. 303142 >>303143

>>303135
No one here buys solana meme pumprug shittokens with profiles made with mspaint or 2022's aislop models.

 No. 303143 >>303145 >>303147 >>303195 >>303199 >>303207 >>303223 >>303283

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>>303142
Nuh uh, it's going to a 3 billion dollar marketcap and it's not a meme
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/keeta

 No. 303144

>>303133
who could gangstalk you thats so mean

 No. 303145 >>303146 >>303148

>>303143
ATH tomorrow
:pray:

 No. 303146

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>>303145
ath now

 No. 303147

>>303143
geg there are no brakes I am a millionare genius

 No. 303148 >>303149 >>303154

>>303145
ATH today, tomorrow, the day after and for the next three months please.
:pray:

 No. 303149 >>303150 >>303151

>>303148
You are broke and would only have been able to buy a few hundred dollars worth at best doe

 No. 303150

>>303149
Ok and 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

 No. 303151 >>303152

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>>303149
If I buy in for $500 and the value appreciates by a factor of 20, I can buy out for $10000 which to a povvo like me is an unimaginable amount of money tho

 No. 303152 >>303155

>>303151
Do this, chad

 No. 303153

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Adolf Keetler

 No. 303154

>>303148
new ATH today
:lebron:

 No. 303155 >>303156

>>303152
>One wallet with 60% of the market share
Not sure I'll be doing that mate

 No. 303156 >>303157

>>303155
It's the liquidity pool

 No. 303157 >>303158

>>303156
If the "liquidity pool" is BTFOing all the actual investors in value, then wouldn't that mean that currency has no real value until a LOT more real money is invested

 No. 303158 >>303159

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>>303157
A DeFi liquidity pool is a smart contract that holds reserves of two or more tokens and allows users to trade between them directly on-chain, without needing a traditional order book or centralized exchange. Let’s break this down and then explain why high liquidity (like $10M for a $150M market cap crypto) is a good thing.

[...]

🧠 TL;DR
A DeFi liquidity pool enables decentralized trading using token reserves and math instead of order books. If a coin with a $150M market cap has $10M in liquidity, that means it's relatively easy to trade, less volatile, and more attractive to users and other DeFi protocols—ultimately a sign of a healthier market.

 No. 303159

>>303158
I don't know, like I don't claim to be a smart man but it feels like having a contract-only reserve dictate 60% of your currency's value is just a way to allow your currency to pretend to be much more valuable than it is and then just rugpull and crash it instantly and explain it as part of the terms of some invisible agreement

 No. 303160 >>303162 >>303163 >>303209 >>303238

I might just buy in anyway tho cause feeding $500 to the grifter idols isn't the worst way to lose $500

 No. 303161

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:glasses:

 No. 303162 >>303209 >>303238

>>303160
Just spend 500 on groceries or a PC upgrade or a nice hiking backpack or something instead.
Better spent fiat I say.

 No. 303163 >>303164

>>303160
Continue throwing money at e-celebs in order to make them read funny or informative messages in chat.

 No. 303164 >>303165

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>>303163
Do this... to me

 No. 303165 >>303166 >>303167 >>303168 >>303171

>>303164
start a stream where you play games in mokou cosplay wearing a buttplug that vibrates when someone makes donation

 No. 303166

>>303165
If you were shown your linear post history rn you would be like "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I BECAME A FAGGOT WTF I NEED TO BE MORE NAZI AND LOYAL TO THE SHARTY I MUST DOXX TROONZ"

 No. 303167


 No. 303168


 No. 303169 >>303170 >>303173 >>303183 >>303194

Hold on, nah. Touhou cosplayers are chaste and pure, this aint funny.

 No. 303170

>>303169
I say this

 No. 303171 >>303172

>>303165
AC will do this in 2026 or in December 2025. (37% certainty)

 No. 303172 >>303177

>>303171
why 37%

 No. 303173 >>303174 >>303175

>>303169
how do you explain the videos

 No. 303174 >>303176

>>303173
what videos

 No. 303175 >>303176

>>303173
figments of your coma dream

 No. 303176 >>303179 >>303180


 No. 303177 >>303178 >>303180 >>303181

>>303172
Out of N original character personalities resisting in my head, around 63% of them are hoping AC is not going to lose his mind to become a gay bottom with a prolapse for streamer money when he already has at least a few millions in crypto assets.
The other 37% think he will.

 No. 303178

>>303177
*Residing

 No. 303179

>>303176
Sorry, i don't click on xvideo links, it's my truetaku Bushido

 No. 303180

>>303176
>A mí me gustaría usar ese vestidito rico y mexitarme ricamente hasta venirme como amo las faldas y vestiditos cortitos pero lastima que no los puedo usar
o algo
>>303177
chief is alpha doe o algo

 No. 303181 >>303182 >>303189

>>303177
The only straight person on bant will turn gay in just 2 weeks because like uhhhhhhhhhh

 No. 303182

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 No. 303183

>>303169
Falsenuke
Every touhou cosplayer took at least 100 dicks in

 No. 303184

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bro

 No. 303185

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wow

 No. 303186

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wtf

 No. 303187

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shitface

 No. 303188

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nigger

 No. 303189 >>303190 >>303191 >>303260 >>303263

>>303181
AC will never be a straight because uh uhm something that I'm not allowed to say anymore but not the thing from 2024 it's like a recent thing and it'd #save if it happened but maybe it wouldn't? It's like totally gonna happen though because I keep getting in trouble. Watch out for news of AC finding a mate at touhoufest and smashing and then fact check if it was a guy or a girl.

 No. 303190

>>303189
The big D is gonna flip

 No. 303191 >>303192

>>303189
It's baffling that you still believe that there are female Touhou fans

 No. 303192 >>303197

>>303191
[redacted]
THIS USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.

 No. 303193

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>whines about the jews all day everyday
>Promotes usury

 No. 303194


 No. 303195 >>303197

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>>303143
ath now

 No. 303196

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 No. 303197 >>303198

>>303192
I actually forgot what I wanted to say there lol.
>>303195
It went 0.05 back down even though the fluctuations don't really matter long term. 🥺

 No. 303198


 No. 303199 >>303203

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>>303143
kneel

 No. 303200

uppsala

 No. 303201 >>303204

new poo order soon 🇮🇳💩

 No. 303202

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namaskar

 No. 303203

>>303199
Up like 230% off my initial investment 🤡 so it's all good 🥳🥳🥳🥳

 No. 303204


 No. 303205 >>303206

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💢

 No. 303206

>>303205
buenos dias mandy

 No. 303207 >>303208

>>303143
Yo ts is a dollar now
I bought a small amount of this coin yesterday
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/memento

 No. 303208 >>303215

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>>303207
Sorry, it was me. The bvll of every woman I am married to sent me a transfer just big enough to buy a Nintendo Switch 2 and since they all don't know about each other I decided to buy only one console and pour the remaining sum of money into $KTA

 No. 303209 >>303238

>>303160
>>303162
Did you heed my advice?

 No. 303210

NOOO THE $1 CANDLE IS BURNING OUT AGAIN
:mindbreak:

 No. 303211 >>303212

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it's up

 No. 303212 >>303214

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>>303211
I should buy this

 No. 303213

this dumb thread is still up

women are not reliable
make something reliable and sell it to reliable men
like the story of inventing denim pants

 No. 303214

>>303212
Yeah

 No. 303215

>>303208
genius

 No. 303216

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 No. 303217 >>303218 >>303220 >>303221 >>303227

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This is slightly crazy

 No. 303218 >>303219

>>303217
who is this

 No. 303219

>>303218
Finance (?) celeb

 No. 303220

>>303217
financecels do we really
:rofl:

 No. 303221

>>303217
based

 No. 303222

Shitty title interesting story tho

 No. 303223

>>303143
I sold a third at $1.6, I might swing back if it dumps to $1.35 tho

 No. 303224

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 No. 303225

Holy shit coinmarketcap got hacked don't connect your wallet to that shit lol

 No. 303226 >>303231

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Why didn't he make it? 👀

 No. 303227

>>303217
NOBODY was forcing him to say that shit.

 No. 303228 >>303232

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Sirs

 No. 303229 >>303230

Elontrannies are over

 No. 303230

>>303229
My heart physically broke seeing this.

 No. 303231

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>>303226
I'm going all in on George Droyd tokens too

 No. 303232

>>303228
Bharat won.

 No. 303233 >>303234 >>303235 >>303236

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Fuck crypturds

 No. 303234

>>303233
I think I get it

 No. 303235

>>303233
I don't think I get it

 No. 303236

>>303233
I know I don't get it

 No. 303237 >>303239

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lmao

 No. 303238 >>303259

>>303160
>>303162
>>303209
STILL
HAVE
YET
TO
RECEIVE
MY
ANSWER

 No. 303239

>>303237
Xe has a circumsized pecker under there btw
:elated:

 No. 303240 >>303241 >>303242


 No. 303241

>>303240
If tpg were black and made ai memes

 No. 303242

>>303240
das real

 No. 303243 >>303244

troonald is nuking everything kek

 No. 303244 >>303245

>>303243
What happened

 No. 303245 >>303246 >>303248

>>303244
He threatened a new trade war with china over rare earth metal claims and the markets took it in an exceptionally poor manner

 No. 303246

>>303245
So it's just another friday.

 No. 303247 >>303248

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oof, ouch

 No. 303248 >>303250

>>303245
>>303247
I was about to enter the crypto market. Can someone give Donny the dih he needs so he can calm down

 No. 303249

In a way it is Aryan.. he is keeping all the brown poor fags down 💯

 No. 303250 >>303253

>>303248
He'll continue devaluing the US dollar indefinitely so any time is a good time to buy
It seems like society is going to be split further between asset holders and assetless people without reprise
If I'm wrong then ehhhh so what, if it actually died out then it would be the first time and bazillions of people would be fucked
When a libturd wins in 2028 it'll be tenuous because they waive banning crypto constantly

 No. 303251

Actually i looked at the yearly graph and yidcoin is still 50% up somehow so i guess its whatever

 No. 303252 >>303253

Also buy the coin I shilled in this thread

 No. 303253

>>303252
>>303250
Will look into it

 No. 303254 >>303258

Bantculture coin just dropped, I'm all in on $NOKO

 No. 303255

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These charts are comical

 No. 303256

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Anyways, sold my Cleeta just before mainnet lel

 No. 303257

I was kidding btw the actual bantcoin is $KZKH because we binters ride horses an sheit

 No. 303258

>>303254
real
:sip:

 No. 303259

>>303238
Oh yeah I didn't buy in, not sure what I would have spent that $500 on by now though
Pretend I spent it on food and video games since that's all I've really spent money on for the past few years

 No. 303260 >>303261

>>303189
Dude what this was a truthnuke and I never suspected a thing

 No. 303261 >>303262

>>303260
>AC fucked kaguy
>this is meant to be some esoteric secret knowledge
actually it's in the shallow waters section of the bant iceberg
:tenfact:

 No. 303262

>>303261
Fuck off, everything seems like esoteric secret knowledge to the man who knows nothing

 No. 303263 >>303264 >>303265 >>303266 >>303267

>>303189
AC got gaped by Suigintou and now he's geting gaped by Country Yukari Whale....

 No. 303264


 No. 303265

>>303263
Is this why Country Yukari Whale is so chill recently?
:waka:

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 No. 303268

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reading biz feels like some alternate reality shit fr

 No. 303269 >>303270 >>303271

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:rofl:

 No. 303270

>>303269
Whitewhale was talking about the 62m loss on twitter
https://x.com/thewhitewhalehl/status/1977055646760546551

 No. 303271

>>303269
Whalesisters...

 No. 303272 >>303273

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https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/neptune-cash
This coin might moon
real marketcap is between 2-20m

 No. 303273 >>303274

>>303272
I changed my mind
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/nockchain
this is the same thing but more likely to moon

 No. 303274

>>303273
Hold up, I bet the other one is gonna be better
https://x.com/ariobtc/status/1979307035088052718

 No. 303275 >>303276

cryptokikes on suicide watch

 No. 303276

>>303275
Geeeeeg momiji pidoras will cut off his dick soon evidently

 No. 303277 >>303279 >>303292

buy this coin I got in at 1.4
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/avici

 No. 303278 >>303280


 No. 303279

>>303277
This was a great call

 No. 303280 >>303281

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>>303278
kekarooggg

 No. 303281

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>>303280
It's at 2m

 No. 303282 >>303284 >>303287


 No. 303283 >>303285 >>303293

>>303143
I think this coin might be dead tbh I've caught a lot of sustained pumps on other projects with good fundamentals and good teams and this project seems shitty now after everything
edel on aerodrome should outperform
Maybe it'll moon because I'm calling it dead now but whatever, 0.1 to $1.6 was good and makes me look good

 No. 303284 >>303286

>>303282
This coin is absolutely hot

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 No. 303286

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>>303284
lole bruh

 No. 303287 >>303289

>>303282
This got crashed by fake news but it's probably a god tier buying opportunity

 No. 303288


 No. 303289

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>>303287
I'm all in

 No. 303290 >>303291 >>303294

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Lmao dis was a real tweet from the polymarket team wtf

 No. 303291

>>303290
Almost said nigger
(⁠ (⁠ノ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)/
(⁠ (⁠ノ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)/
(⁠ (⁠ノ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)/

 No. 303292

>>303277
This coin is partnering with moonpay

 No. 303293

>>303283
They just got a partnership with stripe lololol I got back in

 No. 303294


 No. 303295 >>303296 >>303297 >>303298

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>younger brother wants us to start investslopping in shitcoins and eurodollar
How do I tell him that this will go wrong?

 No. 303296

>>303295
ask ac for investing advice

 No. 303297

>>303295
He's an aryan for wanting to buy when everyone is freaking out

 No. 303298

>>303295
ask ac for investing advice

 No. 303299

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This is your sign: sell everything you own, move to the stepp, and invest tens of thousands of $ into horses.

 No. 303300 >>303301 >>303304

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 No. 303301

>>303300
bumping this meeper

 No. 303302 >>303303

Did y'all see the CEO of palantir tweaking on stage

 No. 303303

>>303302
pooter thiel is always on drugs as well
They're russian tsukasa pilled

 No. 303304


 No. 303305 >>303306 >>303311

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would making hentai joi videos for gooners be a good business idea
could use ai to make custom pics or even animate them

 No. 303306 >>303307

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>>303305
i dont know desu , wont they just use ai themselves for free instead of paying for that
unless theres something im missing about gooners

 No. 303307 >>303309 >>303310

>>303306
a human can come up with more elaborate and unique scenarios

 No. 303308 >>303309

there are some patreons like this and people pay for that stuff

 No. 303309

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>>303307
>>303308
make a patreon, make ai images of a girl and pose as one, develop a degenerate backstory, make ez money

 No. 303310

>>303307
share a draft
:tempura:

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 No. 356411

The keeta coin is back or something I own a lot still



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