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 No. 308604 >>308665

how are you GETTING SERIOUS this week? working out? taking work more seriously? abstaining from gooning? some secret fourth thing?

 No. 308605 >>308606

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im not

 No. 308606

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>>308605
>im not

 No. 308607 >>308608 >>308609

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I'm hatemaxxing

 No. 308608

>>308607
Tuff

 No. 308609

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>>308607
hate is an invention of the international jew designed to divide the people doe

 No. 308610 >>308611

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I'm straighmaxxing

 No. 308611 >>308617

>>308610
dude this video rocks

 No. 308612

It's been not to talk about plans not already done or close to being done

 No. 308613 >>308614 >>308621 >>308623 >>308624

I figured out how to win life this week, think im gonna do drugs and play visual novels so i speedrun myself to acquiring schizophrenia so my life gets its purpose

 No. 308614 >>308615

>>308613
This is russian tsukasa pilled

 No. 308615 >>308616

>>308614
I worry for russian tsukasa, he used to write normal posts and now he just posts a bunch of porn pics then leaves

 No. 308616 >>308619

>>308615
It's because imageboards are a failed format and the only self aware thing to do is slowrot and pursue pleasure

 No. 308617

>>308611
I say this

 No. 308618 >>308620

I can't take you seriously. Where's your serious hat, Rika-chan?

 No. 308619 >>308622

>>308616
Два чая адвокату

 No. 308620

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 No. 308621

>>308613
Thats just psychosis and not schizophrenia

 No. 308622

>>308619
Cool photo dude

 No. 308623 >>308641

>>308613
if you don't have schizophrenia by now then you most likely will never have it (unless you're a female, schizophrenia starts later in life for them)

 No. 308624 >>308627 >>308641

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>>308613
I will get shrooms in honor of ur post my cheyed

 No. 308625 >>308646 >>308657

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These places are pretty funny

 No. 308626 >>308629 >>308634 >>308641

I ordered 12g of psilocybin capsules in minecraft 2b2t server
There were no whole shrooms except a star wars themed mushroom unfortunately

 No. 308627 >>308628

>>308624
oh hell nah, prepare for him to become annoying as fuck for the next few months 😭

 No. 308628

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>>308627
I am not annoying confirmed

 No. 308629

>>308626
Ruining life moment, fuck Joe Rogan

 No. 308630

drugs bad
:fact:

 No. 308631 >>308632 >>308633

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i stopped buying alcohol under normal ROP/TMAX conditions because my life is tipping below quality levels where i can trust myself to drink without doing something drastic

 No. 308632

>>308631
for some reason i thought that abbreviation was more commmon for industry
reorderpoint target maximum (stock)

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 No. 308634 >>308635 >>308636 >>308669

>>308626
>'cybin is bant culture
everyone was kneeling out of respect
where to get in minecraft?

 No. 308635

>>308634
You're in america so it should be abundant irl
If not you can install tor browser and find a market for your state

 No. 308636 >>308640

>>308634
Don't do drugs kids

 No. 308637 >>308639

I can't believe bantoids are shroom sluts

 No. 308638

Joe Rogaine said that aryan Christianity came from ancient nordics doing mushrooms

 No. 308639

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>>308637
Shrigma

 No. 308640 >>308642

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>>308636
I say this

 No. 308641 >>308643

>>308626
>>308623
i think its possible to kickstart it with high enough dosage and intellectual/sensual overstimulation desu
>>308624
>>308626
das cheyed, maybe i`ll get some when i get back home. I kinda wanted to grow them too but the spores are pretty hard to come by plus i stay home like 4-5 monts in a year anyways

 No. 308642 >>308662

>>308640
Capricorn kawaii.

 No. 308643 >>308644

>>308641
You need a lot of isopropyl alcohol and rigorous environmental control to grow shrooms so it looks like a cancerous thing for the lazy neet archetype imo
I want to create a weed grow setup in my closet because it would look cool but I only want to do it for the novelty and not because I care about weed, so I probably won't

 No. 308644 >>308646

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>>308643
I found a guidebook online on how to do it desu, it doesnt look THAT complicated. Just have to maintain the water/fresh air balance and make sure no harmful bacteria gets inside or smth. Dey even grow it in 5 litre bottles kek. Shit could be automated if you put some more effort into it too.

 No. 308645 >>308650

Once i finally buy myself a flat of my own sometime next year i`ll start the Operation "Greenhouse"
:fact2:

 No. 308646

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>>308625
I have enough bitcorn left in the account to buy this thing
I'll go through it
>>308644
That's cool

 No. 308647 >>308648

I'm sick in the head

 No. 308648

>>308647
i love this

 No. 308649

I dont like to think of it as "getting serious". Theyre hobbies and theyre fun.
Ive been getting back into learning an instrument recently and its fun. Ive been working out and it feels good to flex in the mirror after a pump. Maybe ill learn how to draw next. Ive forgotten how fun it is to be unemployed.

 No. 308650 >>308651

>>308645
Do u plan on selling them once they grow or is this schizo thing for real

 No. 308651 >>308652 >>308653

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>>308650
>Do u plan on selling them
das unsaturnian (against da rules) doe. If i ever get around to actually getting them though and if i feel like nothing else anchors me in this world i might actually do a gigadose to just see what happens desu, or as a last resort to turn my life around or smth

 No. 308652

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>>308651
Its kinda gay to say this but don't do anything stupid

 No. 308653

>>308651
you will transition

 No. 308654 >>308655 >>308656

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otaku shouldn't work out because men stop working out after they get married and real otaku are already married to their 2d wife

 No. 308655

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>>308654
indeed

 No. 308656

>>308654
working out is for homos o algo
:waka:

 No. 308657 >>308658

>>308625
Daaaaamn it's only about 100 lines but it doesn't seem like a scam either

 No. 308658 >>308659 >>308660

>>308657
I'm interested to see about the chatbots

 No. 308659

>>308658
I was gonna paste it here but it could very well be malicious and bantgods aren't the smartest kek

I'll paste it now

A.I.
https://flowgpt.com/?tags=Jailbreak+DAN - Dozens if not hundreds of jailbroken AI bots. From fraud to hacking to completely uncensored bots that are ready to use just dont get lost in the other sex bots lmao
https://flowgpt.com/?tags=AI+Tools - Dozens more AI tools for you to use for whatever nefarious deeds you may get up too
freedomgpt.com - Uncensored AI bots, whats really cool is for payment you can make a ai bot call someone and its pretty realisitic

Click at your own risk

 No. 308660 >>308661

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>>308658
dude is that SUKUNA??? ts tuff bro

 No. 308661

>>308660
Keeeek
:peak:

 No. 308662

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 No. 308663 >>308664

I've decided to get /srs/ about my finances!

I make $250 a week but im thinking of taking over a coworker's shifts to make that $300

The issue is the coworker is my mom and I don't want to take pay away from her because she just had to max a credit card

Anyways, will no Billz2Pay it's been hard to not impulse spend my paychecks so I think from now on instead of putting $200 in my savings account and telling myself I'm only gonna spend $50, I'm just gonna invest the $200, or otherwise invest $100, save another $100, and *try* to only spend the $50 but if I have to go over its nbd. I wonder if there's a type of account I can get where my bank literally will not let me access it without going through a whole process, so that I can be sure I won't either spend it or lose it in the market.

I've invested before but drumpf kinda killed my portfolio, shit went from ~$300 to ~$260 and if I made most of my money on investing I'd be livid but as it stands rn idrc ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Is this a good idea? Will I be picrel in 20 years? What are some good investments? I don't want to do anything involving the defense industry or fossil fuels because I'm a moralfag so specifically good investments outside of those methinks.

 No. 308664 >>308667

>>308663
>250 a week
Uh oh mcdonalds

 No. 308665 >>308666

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>>308604 (OP)
i havent jerked off in 5 (soon to be 6) days and i already have the ability to levitate small objects with my mind using just my nofap semen retention powers that i have gained through sexual abstinence and watching never goon minion edits

 No. 308666

>>308665
BASED AF

 No. 308667 >>308668

>>308664
Worse because I work under the table as a caretaker
Job market be that bad nigguh
At least I don't have to pay taxes lel

 No. 308668

>>308667
Interesting

 No. 308669 >>308670

>>308634
don't do it demons will rape you

 No. 308670 >>308671 >>308673 >>308687

@slimjim is vidrel facts or braps
>>308669
I already did and the high was awesome but it makes me nauseous sometimes so der schrümß are a sometimes food

 No. 308671 >>308672 >>308674

>>308670
did you learn new things about your sexuality

 No. 308672 >>308673

>>308671
Nope

 No. 308673

>>308670
zoomies don't realize they're evil by rating people on a 1 to 10 scale
I remember when I described a foid as "6/10" to my dad and he had no idea what it means, he tried to decipher it and thought these are some sort of measurements. We need to become more innocent like old people, we are like medieval peasants who saw nothing wrong with witch burnings despite not being evil because they just follow the others without stopping for a while to think
>>308672
:thumb:

 No. 308674 >>308675

>>308671
idgi

 No. 308675 >>308676 >>308677 >>308678 >>308679 >>308680

>>308674
I was hoping the mushroom elves would tell him he's gay so we would have a second bint mansion prostitute because the one we have now hisses at me and tells me to die during sex

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 No. 308677

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>>308675
jesse what the fuck are you talking about

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>>308675
ive always liked having a special role no one else can have since i was 2, even if its prostitution

 No. 308679

>>308675
Meds

 No. 308680

>>308675
No worries

 No. 308681 >>308682 >>308684 >>308685

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300 sit-ups, 100 push-ups today
Brazilcheyed was right, the post-exercise high feels like cocaine, this is awesome. I feel so vital and smart and confident all of a sudden. Apparently exercise literally changes your brain chemistry and if you're consistent it can become semi-permanent.

The most difficult part is staying consistent, especially when you're sore the day after. The exercise itself is ez and feels amazing

...but video games and shrooms and booze and such are even easier and feel better, I think I need to deprogram myself perhaps, but I'm not sure how I would go about that atm. Apparently booze in particular is part of the reason you store facial fat and I think reducing fat retention in my cheeks is the final piece in upping my face card so I might be fully or mostly abstinent from alcmohol in the coming months and we'll see if that + cardio can help

PS picrel might be the best workout album ever

 No. 308682 >>308683 >>308684

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>>308681
It's the best feeling. Feels even better when you stack it with cardio.

You can also use exercise to squash shitty urges like alcohol. That stuff makes your face puffier.

I dropped a ton of water weight from age 18-19 by doing your home workout and slamming coffee and zero cal energy drinks instead of alcohol.

 No. 308683

>>308682
the hair quality improved too

 No. 308684

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>>308681
>>308682
Just go to the gym o algo

 No. 308685 >>308686

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>>308681
>Apparently booze in particular is part of the reason you store facial fat
Recently went no booze and this shit is real

 No. 308686

>>308685
Looksmaxxer!

 No. 308687 >>308688

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>>308670
Yeah mostly facts
Don't go tooo close to failure though. You can stop on machines and calisthenics once your form gets shitty. Avoid killing yourself on barbell squats and the non-horizontal leg press machines

 No. 308688 >>308689 >>308690 >>308691

>>308687
Head is wayyy too big for body

 No. 308689

>>308688
Aryans experience this affliction

 No. 308690

>>308688
I say this

 No. 308691 >>308692 >>308693

>>308688
Ds1 big head build

It might be the angle i propped my phone to the medicine cabinet

 No. 308692

>>308691
Should have said its because theres lots of iq in muhhead

 No. 308693

>>308691
I also thinked about ds1 when he said head is big

 No. 308694 >>308695 >>308698 >>308705

My magic mushrooms arrived
There was a smiley face on the package to apologize for delays
I'm gonna have it in tea

 No. 308695 >>308696 >>308697

>>308694
Joe Rogaine says that psychedelics are Catholic

 No. 308696

>>308695
Lmaooooo they draw an evil rabbi with a little hat around 10:40 wtf

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 No. 308698

>>308694
watch the indian poop festival video on them

 No. 308699

never do drugs

 No. 308700 >>308701 >>308702

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Shrooms are good

 No. 308701 >>308703

>>308700
... is something a trans person would say...

 No. 308702 >>308704

>>308700
wish I was happy so I could glompf that shit and have fun listening to music and gooning but I just know there's a demon gangbang awaiting on the other side

 No. 308703

>>308701
Nah bro, Joe Rogan confirmed catholic primates ate shrooms... aka things troons don't like

 No. 308704

>>308702
I didn't hallucinate

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>>308694
I ordered this because it's legal and I should take advantage of where I live
:cinema2:

 No. 308706

the amount of rape these fatties had to get to become incestuous AND trxnny like is probably a world record



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