I figured out how to win life this week, think im gonna do drugs and play visual novels so i speedrun myself to acquiring schizophrenia so my life gets its purpose
>>308613 if you don't have schizophrenia by now then you most likely will never have it (unless you're a female, schizophrenia starts later in life for them)
i stopped buying alcohol under normal ROP/TMAX conditions because my life is tipping below quality levels where i can trust myself to drink without doing something drastic
>>308626 >>308623 i think its possible to kickstart it with high enough dosage and intellectual/sensual overstimulation desu >>308624 >>308626 das cheyed, maybe i`ll get some when i get back home. I kinda wanted to grow them too but the spores are pretty hard to come by plus i stay home like 4-5 monts in a year anyways
>>308641 You need a lot of isopropyl alcohol and rigorous environmental control to grow shrooms so it looks like a cancerous thing for the lazy neet archetype imo I want to create a weed grow setup in my closet because it would look cool but I only want to do it for the novelty and not because I care about weed, so I probably won't
>>308643 I found a guidebook online on how to do it desu, it doesnt look THAT complicated. Just have to maintain the water/fresh air balance and make sure no harmful bacteria gets inside or smth. Dey even grow it in 5 litre bottles kek. Shit could be automated if you put some more effort into it too.
I dont like to think of it as "getting serious". Theyre hobbies and theyre fun. Ive been getting back into learning an instrument recently and its fun. Ive been working out and it feels good to flex in the mirror after a pump. Maybe ill learn how to draw next. Ive forgotten how fun it is to be unemployed.
>>308650 >Do u plan on selling them das unsaturnian (against da rules) doe. If i ever get around to actually getting them though and if i feel like nothing else anchors me in this world i might actually do a gigadose to just see what happens desu, or as a last resort to turn my life around or smth
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I'll paste it now
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I make $250 a week but im thinking of taking over a coworker's shifts to make that $300
The issue is the coworker is my mom and I don't want to take pay away from her because she just had to max a credit card
Anyways, will no Billz2Pay it's been hard to not impulse spend my paychecks so I think from now on instead of putting $200 in my savings account and telling myself I'm only gonna spend $50, I'm just gonna invest the $200, or otherwise invest $100, save another $100, and *try* to only spend the $50 but if I have to go over its nbd. I wonder if there's a type of account I can get where my bank literally will not let me access it without going through a whole process, so that I can be sure I won't either spend it or lose it in the market.
I've invested before but drumpf kinda killed my portfolio, shit went from ~$300 to ~$260 and if I made most of my money on investing I'd be livid but as it stands rn idrc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Is this a good idea? Will I be picrel in 20 years? What are some good investments? I don't want to do anything involving the defense industry or fossil fuels because I'm a moralfag so specifically good investments outside of those methinks.
>>308604 (OP) i havent jerked off in 5 (soon to be 6) days and i already have the ability to levitate small objects with my mind using just my nofap semen retention powers that i have gained through sexual abstinence and watching never goon minion edits
@slimjim is vidrel facts or braps >>308669 I already did and the high was awesome but it makes me nauseous sometimes so der schrümß are a sometimes food
>>308670 zoomies don't realize they're evil by rating people on a 1 to 10 scale I remember when I described a foid as "6/10" to my dad and he had no idea what it means, he tried to decipher it and thought these are some sort of measurements. We need to become more innocent like old people, we are like medieval peasants who saw nothing wrong with witch burnings despite not being evil because they just follow the others without stopping for a while to think >>308672
>>308674 I was hoping the mushroom elves would tell him he's gay so we would have a second bint mansion prostitute because the one we have now hisses at me and tells me to die during sex
300 sit-ups, 100 push-ups today Brazilcheyed was right, the post-exercise high feels like cocaine, this is awesome. I feel so vital and smart and confident all of a sudden. Apparently exercise literally changes your brain chemistry and if you're consistent it can become semi-permanent.
The most difficult part is staying consistent, especially when you're sore the day after. The exercise itself is ez and feels amazing
...but video games and shrooms and booze and such are even easier and feel better, I think I need to deprogram myself perhaps, but I'm not sure how I would go about that atm. Apparently booze in particular is part of the reason you store facial fat and I think reducing fat retention in my cheeks is the final piece in upping my face card so I might be fully or mostly abstinent from alcmohol in the coming months and we'll see if that + cardio can help
>>308670 Yeah mostly facts Don't go tooo close to failure though. You can stop on machines and calisthenics once your form gets shitty. Avoid killing yourself on barbell squats and the non-horizontal leg press machines
>>308700 wish I was happy so I could glompf that shit and have fun listening to music and gooning but I just know there's a demon gangbang awaiting on the other side