>>316542 "Seven days on the way I'm at the checkpoint, and ahead only my barracks Another barrack, wherever you look - everywhere there are inmates. The inmate farted with all his might, and the stench of shit drove me insanae. And everyone lived with one dream, to end the stink. The guard is deaf, but the inmate farted, the stench everywhere, And only in my dreams, there was no smell of dry shit. You can't escape, you can't turn back, this fart is the eternal path. So it went on forever, but despite everyone, he comes:
This is a gas-gas-gas, gas-gas-gas-sniffer This is a gas-gas-gas, gas-gas-gas-sniffer This is a gas-gas-gas, gas-gas-gas-sniffer This is a gas-gas-gas, gas-gas-gas-sniffer
It stank so much, it's unbelievable, but a person couldn't tolerate it The shit sprouts, like the wicked powers of evil tresses. After all, it’s part of his journey, and he wanted to come here To inhale the fart, not to let go and not to perish. After all, for so many years they farted here, it was hard work, but the zone must flourish. Like in an ancient dream, ringing, like laughter, the inmate farts. The pressure of the fart, like any pressure, let it go down into the depths of ages forever. And the stench fades when he comes into the barrack:
This is a gas-gas-gas, gas-gas-gas-sniffer This is a gas-gas-gas, gas-gas-gas-sniffer This is a gas-gas-gas, gas-gas-gas-sniffer This is a gas-gas-gas, gas-gas-gas-sniffer"
>>316581 >So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup." >He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came. >His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."
>>316590 Yeah the site was a dead nigger and ran by two retarded analbanians and one russian. The site got spammed by child porn so they finally shut it down
This >>316588 is one of the retarded analbanians that worked on the site btw
