>>328204 you can also try fasting before having a sip i have 710ml 8% colt 45 malt liquor niggerbooze, 2 of them on an empty stomach makes me fall over but i can have 4 with a meal and continue to send drunken rambles to strangers on the internet can i see what you are drinking
>>328248 that's American food for ya, it's got vegetables and crap, all tasty all good, everything the body needs, no more no less, the most nutritious food on the planet
>>328262 very girly try triple sec too if you like that but for me, it's brandy but i'm not going to drink until this dizzyness from my past bender is gone
>>328257 >>328270 Overall the effect is pretty funny, once the hyperactivity effect wears off it's like a self-induced fever similar to one you have when you are ill with flu and I would try greater numbers, but the issue is I don't like how increased blood pressure feels in my legs and I don't plan to receive died from blood clots award anytime soon
>>328272 Fuck, it was 4 days, I thought it was 3 or 2 Immediate effects are nothing compared to the micropsychosis that came after, i've never experienced mood shifts this extreme and rapid, then came visual hallucinations, I lost appetite entirely. I wouldn't even bother to explain all that happened, I'll just say it was amazing and horrible atst and I jerked off a few times in my suwako costume. Regarding caffeine and all the jokes about it preventing hairloss I would debate the opposite is true actually >>328274 That's true, shit is toxic af, I got told I look bad / behave weird
>>328284 i switched to tea early after 2x 710ml colt 45 8%s because i found blood all over my left arm after idk what. i did some chores in the basement and kitchen but idk how i sliced my self by accident i wanted to do more drunk driving but i have to retired early
>>328351 i don't eat pizza much but when i do ..... sardines large tomato slices spinach 1/2 cheese black & green olives spicy peppers green peppers garlics and other herbs / basil leaves of course american pizza is good but euro pizza is better tbqhwyf
>>328365 yep they arent worth it and most collectors are actually very poor some bootlegs can be sub $20 usd shipping incl. thoughbeit i always back out of the deal because i have too much useless weebslop as it is
>>328366 only anime thingy i have is a suika acrylic stand that i buyed just because haha it's like she's really on my desk or something you know because she can become small and stuff. can't really afford any quality stuff for now
one more night then i booze ....... but im worried my malt liquor of choice ended up not being subject to the tax exemption tomorrow i've reduced my boozing so much in anticipation of this sale that i went from 75-76 kg to 71-72 kg
>>328393 this is funny because the other day i was in the back of an uber and my uber driver used to be a pharmacist. we got into a discussion about the pharmaceutical industry and she told me about premarin which stands for pregnant mare urine and is used to treat menopause
im drunk once i think i read that kissing your beloved a lot makes your & her body acclimatize (for lack of better wrod) to your germs and somehow magically makes you get pregnant easier i womder if it works the same way if you kiss eahcother's genitals and aSSHOLE
Told some bitch to fuck because she pulled me because I rushed to the bus and squeezed her a bit or the bitch before her because it's her granddaughter or something like whatever. I can beat her up to death.
>>328404 He told some bitch to fuck because she pulled me because I rushed to the bus and squeezed her a bit or the bitch before her because it's her granddaughter or something like whatever. I can beat her up to death. Or something
>>328369 yep it's working, keeps me pacified enough not to nigger out and buy drugs and booze. now the only things to deal with are jewcotine and jewgar and i'll finally be free.
one drink = 0.6 oz of pure alcohol excessive drinking = >15 drinks/week binge drinking = >5 drinks/day alcoholic = excessive drinking + binge drinking ~~~~~ 1x 24oz 8.0% ABV = 3.2 drinks therefore you can achieve alcoholic status with as little as 5 colt 45's in a week and two on the same day that week. isn't that an unrealistically low bar to be an alcoholic ?
Bought myself 7 bottles of beer, 5 of the belong to one brand and the other two to two different one. And only the first one I tried was okay beer, all the rest are shit.
>>328455 This tranny of an author apologized for making this flipping unwholesome babashuka gyatt. "Sowwy I did heckin warcrime". btw I remember this nigger spamming his shit in /jp/ I asked him to generate futa/trap goodies but he always declined
do you have a beer koozie (beer insulating sleeve ) i have used the same one since i was 15 when i was working landscaping on a rich man's property, his trophy wife was a wedding officiant (among other rich trophy wife hobbies) and she was very kind to me and gave me a beer koozie with her name on it she was really tall with red hair and big boobs and had bimbo face injections, and so kind even though i was covered in mud and dust i want a kind trophy wife too
>>328485 Are me and iramqi even a couple, he keeps rejecting me. Sometimes I feel like I should force myself on him and rape him until he tricks himself to like me. This is the aryan (indian) way
>my personal belief that i can support with evidence is fetal alcohol syndrome being misdiagnosed as autism is why Gen Z is so batshit crazy and sociopathic while also having more "autistic" people. the insanae porn and deviancy, sociopathic tendencies, drug abuse, "autism", and lower testosterone and bodyweight of gen Z are all curiously symptoms of FASD.
been experiencing boozelessness for 4 days straight becuase i've been on-off fighting off a cold because everyone at the office is hacking and sneezing if i get hammered i'll definitely not be strong enough to not get sick when i'm right on the brink like this
>>328510 2 16oz Red Bull cans mixed into the first 100ml of alcohol can completely free me from hangover if total consumption is less than 200ml + greater awareness due to caffeine and sugar help me avoid passing out in my vomit. Dry white wine makes better base than vodka for the same price in 100% of the cases, so I only keep 40abvslop to keep myself in condition once the bottle of wine is empty, though I think about ditching it completely >>328507 Beluga is the only Russian vodka that can match imported Western ones, anything else is just vile slop >>328511 Life expectancy sex gap is 12 years here
we dont have any interesting beer flavors here. this country has no fun. no novelty. in japan, everything is perfect and fun all the time. why couldnt i be born japanese? i would even take being born a first-generation jap immigrant child to being the fucking mixedmutt i am, i have every kind of dirty shitskin blood EXCEPT asian in my godforsaken veins. what kind of cruel fucking joke is this, all i want in life is to experience setsubun and the snow festival and marry a rich woman ten years older than me fresh out of high school. thinking about this is ropefuel for me, i dont think i can cope much longer with the fact i'm not japanese
>>328592 >we dont have any interesting beer flavors here The fuck do you mean, no way I am gonna believe you you can't buy every flavor of beer in Aryanmerica. Try visiting specialized shops, not just Shartmart. If I can find $5/can local craft beer in my cunt, you can as well in your New Godland.
god damnit i'm so drunk my nightmares terrify me day and night there isn''t a night that goes by where i don; t dream. and of course, what comes with that is horrifying nightmares
>>328614 >>328616 jaeger is good first time i tried it someone said i could buy the bottle off of him (he didnt like it), but if i could drink it all in one chug then i could have it for free and of course i drank it all
>>328195 (OP) it's 15 minutes past the friday but today i've had drank black rum at morning, then sambuca and finally i finish it with the beer cuz ive met my old friend we've spent time walking around the forest and niggerboozing hard. i a\ i am not that drunk thankfully enough >>328202 shitku is right you know
once again, not something i said you seem to think that, because nobody was hurt, what you are doing is acceptable you are jacking off to drawn images of children
allow me to repeat that for you: you are jacking off to drawn images of children you are jacking off to drawn images of children you are jacking off to drawn images of children
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i got black out drunk but im sobering up already because my boss called me and he needs me to kill all his chickens and ducks idk what im going to do with all the meat yet
my boss (cityslicker) was inspired by my hillbilly life and bought a bunch of chickens and ducks but then his parents moved in to help him under my reccomendations because he had the divorce blues and kept drinking himself to death and i didnt want to keep scraping him up off the floor when he didnt show up for work then his parents are city slickers and complained about the animals so now its my problem again (this happened before like 3 times, with rabbits and goats) i would also go give his chickens water in the winter because they would be dehydrating to the point of death and eatin snow in the freezing winter because he kept getting drunk lol
>>328650 You're too involved in his personal life, couldn't be me even if there is monetary compensation, pls do send pics of the kutakas but before you kill them
>>328653 sorry if i seemed pathetic but actually my loyalty isnt so freely acquired i'd kill anyone for the boss but, no offense, im not in love with you
Bruh these banana 99s aint shit, I had to drink 2 to even feel anything. I remember being in hs and one or two of these putting me on my ass, I wish I had a genie that could make me biologically 16 forever so I could get drunk on one 99
Ive been niggerboozing hard for an entire week. The three month straight edge sobbercuck streak is broken, torn and raped. I go drink on the lunch break and then go back to work. Retarded co-worker bitchslaves hate me for not working as much as they do though I complete all my tasks. They just look at me sitting with looking at my niggerphone doing nothing but scroll transculture and they have that proletarian anger. "Рабу не нужна свобода", this phrase doesn't leave my mind. Subhumans...
I sit right now in the middle of the night and niggerbooze like I dont give a fuck and shit. Kill niggers and whatever.
Unrelated to booze but I haven't smoked in a week. Addiction is beatable, The Human soul is capable of great things, no darkness is without light, express love to those closest to you, say good morning to your neighbors
I bought wine finally ^-^ Had two glasses, watched Harry Potter
>Quidditch Doesn't it seem like the kind of thing these young children should be wearing helmets for? Seems like breaking bones is a pretty common occurrence in this sport and there's literally a big fuck-off ball that flies around trying to murk the players so maybe a complete lack of head protection isn't the smartest thing in the world
>>328796 never go cheap on whiskey, i have regretted very time. if you just want to booze up then have vodka, if you want to enjoy it then get scotch/bourbon.
>>328195 (OP) enjoy drinking your poisonous jew-juice, goyslave. us temperate, life-loving and virtuous aryans will stick to the humble sproke as our means of refreshment and cooling down after a hard day of seeding and feeding.
>>328805 scotch tastes good, and then it tastes really good, and then it tastes really bad i think the most lowclass booze possible is fireball whiskey
>>328813 it has very little taste, but its not even cheap here my dad still drinks 1-2 L of vodka per week in any case. lots of youngsters put it with cola and you cant even taste it besides the warmth
>>328817 It's schnasty in general, I never understood that fetish. I feel like if you're into piss you also have to be into farts because it's kind of the same concept. Someone defiling themselves in a way.
friday's over but still noonga'ing my second bottle of glenfiddich 12, also tried 6 of though japanese chu-hi ine the can that you pull the top off with the piece of vodka steeped lemon on it. they were pretty mid, though I ate the 6 months old lemon and it tasted like lemon jelly and hat the consistency of it too.
>>328852 it's not the worst mix, but you'll wake up with acid reflux tomorrow. though you will take the most amazing shit you've had in years. trust me, I'm a professional aboriginal.
>>328893 I think the claim that a western european country executed 6 million people during wartime is like claiming a square has five right angles, it is a logistical impossibility
>>328905 EffyOps got christian'd before rus' was created also EffyOhPi-an whamenz were famous for being veryy beautiful thats why shitslime kangs got lots of girls from this shithole to be their concubines
>>328913 I tried sproke because I thought it was a keyed bantculture original and it was just alright but it got demoted to mediocre ever since I found out it was a soykike meme
>>328916 though I personally invented sproke back in 2003. I'm still looking for the snake that stole my recipe and leaked it to the public. >>328915 try glass bottle coke and peanuts.
>>328916 It's been culturally appropriated because only soyphono say it these days. i recently noticed anything funny soykikes "come up with" (gigafly, nophono) is actually ai btw. that's how soulless they are
