>>335563 >nappy fetish a bit weak sauce, like toe sucking. not to yock your yum, but I don't understand why people get paid $800 for 15-30 minutes of laying on the floor pretending to be a baby or sucking a stranger's toes for 5 or 10 minutes. >guro I'm more into ryona, but it's okay if done tastefully.
>>335569 it all depends on location and clientele. down in king's cross I once payed an escort I had on retainer at the time $1500 just to spend the day with me, you know, meet me for breakfast, go for a walk by quey, have lunch at nice restaurant I liked, then a few drinks over the afternoon from my hotel room and looking ever the harbour. I payed for everything, and the was no sex, and I really wasn't in the mood at the time. how much is your daddy paying, if it's not too rude to ask?
>>335577 2 never got into AI gf shit. loli hentai and 'p are for me. atleast until I need a the real touch. then I go to the pub and give a little muscle and flash a bit of cash. there's plenty of young girls, and boys, out there who will do anything for a meal ticket.
>>335595 It'd put you both in the "getting along" shed. not the the shed you know. it's in lightning ridge. where laws are just opinions and guidelines.
>>335601 I'll make an exception since this isn't png. sorry about getting ahead of you but, I am a businessman and everything I say is true and factual, as liars are not tolerated in my way of life. also wayne will be disappointed. I'll disregard the part about you not being bi/gay and that you hate white skin, for the sake of our shallow friendship.
item #2/5 ive been using a small plastic water bottle as a douche til now i also think ive only been cleaning below the puborectalis muscle and have a hard time relaxing it to release water that does get up there and been confusing it with the sigmoid junction, otherwise my rectum is really tiny hopefully i find out with something higher volume
>>336642 >>336641 when i was younger i took my sisters water snake toy cuz i tohught it was cool and i found it one day around when i was 15 and i put my dick in it and it popped and i was sad
i also ordered poppers but its going to take a while because the seller needs to import the brand from europe and the company that made the spillproof cap i ordered allegedly went out of business
>>336672 i dont get why you dont post ursself gooning here you wont be at your topgoon until you become a full exhibitionist while anally masturbating in front of anyone as if its the same as blinking or breathing
>>336677 how is trickery exhibitionism and full power gooning are naturally gonna line up together im not suggesting anything he hasnt already descended into. also maybe i would ike you more if you post you punching yourself in the balls or using a vice clamp while you shoot your pathetic load onto your pathetic worm toilet body
>>336681 fix your flags retard and also why would i want to look at a fake hot avatar when i can just like at a real hot person or a fake avatar but the person just has a natural atrctiveness regardless. i want to watch you punching yourself because you are gross
>>336699 everyone in the world thinks thats hot and coool and you should post regarldess and if they can only be seen from the front just it a full ass dildo shot or something tthere would be some reasonable way to hide it
>>336701 they're not epic cutting scars, i got a bad habit of picking at minor blemishes with my fingernails >>336676 you're right, this is the final lesson of hakurei goon school
>>336705 Fufufu, Goon Babies shoudlnt care about such things~ jerk your baby cock for mama and her friends. Make sure to post it here~! what? you are still camera shy? Gufufufu~ mama will help, here lets do it together ill count down three...two...onengggh, Wow what big pewpews! Here, have mamas breasts as a reward. to think you were embarrassed about something as insignificant as scars, the only little thing you should care about is that tiny butthole, here~ mama got some new toys for you to help.
I got a remotely controlled masturbator and I wanted to post control link here so binters could get me off but I don't feel anything when using it, the death grip is too strong
>>336783 last night i wanted to respond ot this and say something like ill do it in vr or something and then some mention of the lovesense partner sex toys
>>336642 i hate my stupid huge cock now im too big for both of these they make my dick purple and numb and hard enough to kill someone with blunt force
>>337251 because >>337176 sounded so moralistic and righteous as if a saint descended from the heavens to tell lowly ones how strong they should be despised and I wanted to share the sentiment of moral superiority and I said that I say this so I could look more moral as if I were higher than anyone else here
even Kirk there are objectively awfuller people on earth who kill, rob, threaten, desecrate, and torture with smiles on their faces for some reason moralists don't do shit against dem since those ones are dat powerful, dey look for honest simple gooners to shame
>>379112 >>379115 It's about more than spiting the state doe. Gooning also doesn't provide anything to your local community or community, while being a s*x haver provides pleasure to at least one other person and has the potential to create a wunderkind who can grow up to champion the leftist cause. Any "leftist" trying to convince you that gooning is anything but a product of the fascists' scheming is likely a fascist himself attempting to infiltrate your mind. Do not listen to such people.
like gooning by itself as an action is not really harmful and does not interfere with your own welbeing and contributions to affies. HOWEVER gooner caption communities albeit decentralized are destructive and full of psyops/cryptofascists who enable self-destructing behaviour of other people.
>>379117 true i'e reread their text once more and noticed this "Somewhere in a basement, a goblin crouches over their multi-monitor goon cave setup. They have taken the “objective puritan morals” and pissed and came all over them. " LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? It seems that this fucker is a crypto or a schizo. Here's their blog btw, they've had the moments of truth, BUT this last blog post is so full of shit: https://dhammaflow.org/2025/03/gooning-is-praxis/
