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 No. 362389

sunday night boozin' ready to face the music tomorrow mornin'

 No. 362390 >>362395

what'd you do?

 No. 362395 >>362397

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>>362390
accepted my place as another wagecuck in the rat race

 No. 362397

>>362395
that pretty rough. no good person should be forced to do that.

 No. 362403 >>362407 >>362417 >>362422

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i told my boss to heck off and stop making me cover nigger coworkers perro caca workload and he got upset and took away most of my days as punishment
but really it works out perfectly for me desu

 No. 362407 >>362411

>>362403
>he got upset and took away most of my days as punishment
I'm pretty sure that illegal in most US states and here I'd be fucking crucified if I did that to one my workers.

 No. 362411 >>362416

>>362407
do it and tell me what happens

 No. 362416 >>362420

>>362411
my boss did it to me when I was like 20. I reported it to the fair work commission instead of handling it with in the company. when the investigators got there and I showed them the conversation recording, my boss got the sack and the company had to pay like $50k in fines. I got days off back, and an apology letter and an NDA that I refused to sign and never did.

 No. 362417

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 No. 362420 >>362428

>>362416
no do it to your workers

 No. 362422 >>362426

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>>362403
You are an omezhka styopa to them.
Its cool that you #resist✊🏿 though.

 No. 362426 >>362432

>>362422
what is omezhka styopa

 No. 362428 >>362429

>>362420
I've already traumatised them enough. they're still uneasy after that time they caught me jerking off to QUESTIONABLY legal shit in my office.

 No. 362429 >>362433

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>>362428
you cant just say that and not elaborate

 No. 362432

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>>362426
They think you are at the bottom of their unspoken hierarchy and they are angry for you trying to get higher. For them you are tvar' drozhaschaya and not the one who is "pravo imeyu".

 No. 362433 >>362434 >>362435 >>362436 >>362449 >>362520

>>362429
well, I was in my office doing what I always do in my office, avoiding anything work/company related. so I decided to pass the time how I often do, my jerking off to hard candy. at the time I had a larger than usual bootleg marisa fumo, I'd partially hollowed out and put a fleshlight in through the bottom, abd she was acting as my companion that day. I was mid way to ejaculation, when for of my employees, 2 male 2 female, burst into my office arguing about shit no one cares about and there I am, half naked trying to quickly close my faptop and about to blow in a fumo. in the confusion the fumo slip of my erect member and I ended up shooting my goo all over the carpet.

 No. 362434 >>362438

>>362433
did they get fired or promoted

 No. 362435 >>362438

>>362433
We can all relate to doing this to our employees

 No. 362436 >>362438

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>>362433
this is not real
i simply dont believe it

 No. 362438 >>362440 >>362441

>>362434
they got to keep their jobs.
>>362435
it was a good reason to start going into the office less often.
>>362436
it is one to believe but I'm quite fond of railing coke and fucking bootleg fumos like cheap hookers.

 No. 362440

>>362438
a hard one to believe

 No. 362441 >>362443

>>362438
post the fumo

 No. 362443 >>362448 >>362450 >>362520

>>362441
I got rid if it like 6 months ago. the thing was so crusty it would shatter like glass if I dropped it. should have sold it on ebay. I'm thinking of having tenshi or kogasa be my next wife.

 No. 362445

where a few other times I'm intentionally messed with them too. like that time I goose stepped around the office in a cowboy hat holding a stock whip or that time I showed up in traditional abo dress and body paint and just started playing the didgeridoo while sitting on a desk watching them work, I was gonna burn gum leaves too but I couldn't figure out how to disconnect the fire alarms.

 No. 362448 >>362452

>>362443
ac fact check this

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 No. 362450

>>362443
>the thing was so crusty it would shatter like glass if I dropped it
I kneel, fumo fucker

 No. 362452 >>362454

>>362448
It's so real that Nigel went meow

 No. 362454

>>362452
i guess he really is a fumo fucker
:concern2:

 No. 362476

job

 No. 362480 >>362483 >>362484

channers deserve eternal wagedom for laughing at the fox news antiwork guy

 No. 362483

>>362480
i was thinking about that guy cuz i am super anti work and anti jew now

 No. 362484 >>362485

>>362480
I was always on her side

 No. 362485

>>362484
>The guy never sat still for one second during the entire interview. He was painfully unprepared to argue his beliefs
I don't know
never work implies that you never prepare doe

 No. 362486 >>362488

>Bro didnt even make his bed or do his hair for a fox interview
why would he doe

 No. 362487

>“I’m a lazy shit and want to be celebrated for it”
I say this
:milk:

 No. 362488 >>362493

>>362486
he was confident and ready to open himself in front of the entire country without pretending to be someone he isn't, he has moral high ground over the reporters who hide behind make up, wigs and expensive suits because showing their real self and speaking their mind would get them cancelled for being psychos

 No. 362493

>>362488
sharing your raw unfiltered thoughts with normiecattle and crowds often leads to no good
you except appreciation for sincerity and opening up, but are made a fool of and get shat on hard instead
you need to create some sort of vision of yourself for them, what they think of as decency and experise, o algo asi, what psycopaths often expoit for their own uses
they would gladly dickride schemers and finish the weakened, so that numerous people like Jeff can fuck and kill children on their private islands
the rule is to never ever expose yourself and radiate what normiecattle hold dear, your status and riches, and unwavering confidence and "expertise", and be a scheming asshole to the end
:boom:

 No. 362499 >>362502 >>362504

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 No. 362500 >>362505

I went to the japanese sotre and got japaense booze

 No. 362502 >>362514

>>362499
which one am i

 No. 362504

>>362499
i super autist all the giant pokemon autismsexuals keep tring to milkm eeeeeeee

 No. 362505

>>362500
cool. what you get?

 No. 362514 >>362516

>>362502
an autist, da boss is a psychopath, da coworkers are normies
:syamu:

 No. 362515

Im da boss of KFC

 No. 362516 >>362517

>>362514
how can I be a psychopath? the head of my HR department is a man.

 No. 362517 >>362518 >>362519

>>362516
you fuck fumos while jerking to questionable content at work
supposedly

 No. 362518

>>362517
if you own the company, you can do whatever you want, so long as you don't bad touch anyone else.

 No. 362519

>>362517
thats normal tho

 No. 362520 >>362521

>>362433
>>362443
that's based, ever since i found out about the /trash/ general where they mod or sew original fuckable plushies and the furry stores dedicated to it i wanted to get a big fumo and give her a neovag

 No. 362521 >>362524

>>362520
if you were an autism sexual furry giant and you had to take care of retarded autistic people to unferalize you how would you torture / indoctrinate them into sex and drugs

 No. 362522

i mean to say you are a furry wolf girl animal something and you are doing community service for your bad behavior

 No. 362524 >>362525

>>362521
youtube kids is full of gmod slop with porn models, that's a start

 No. 362525

>>362524
you are a 8 foot wolf girl with wolf claws and teeth you are always controlling their medication food and schedule you can do so much more and no one would know they are non verbal retards who you can in any way seen fit, becuase you are such a bad gooner you will be strelized forcibly transioned and regressed where you will forgot porn forever

 No. 362526 >>362528

Aall the real pedos i talk to hav elike 12 step grooming procedures

 No. 362528 >>362530

>>362526
>12 step
nice subtle ac reference

 No. 362530 >>362546

>>362528
i played 6 for the first time did they give all the band members a lobotomy what happened

 No. 362546

>>362530
they wanted to convey the feeling of loneliness and yearning through the more ambient soundtrack or something

 No. 362548 >>362563

there are still 2 tracks with usual engrish in the game though

 No. 362563

>>362548
i awd ok or somdsf

 No. 362565 >>362578

miles zachary just sees souls and artistic ingenuity and stomps on it like a niggers skull

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 No. 362568

i meant soul as in souful not souls and in dark souls

 No. 362578

>>362565
still game is amazing and equally amazing pvp this was always the better franchise

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probably not enough play to judge pvp fully yet but im going from elden ring to this so anything will be better



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