my employees keep telling me to stop being drunk at 11am and to actually check my urgent emails, also to stop showing up at the office randomly announcing that I'm going to my personal office to wank, smoke cigarettes and play the sims 3.
>>369814 (OP) If you really want to succinctly communicate your politics and sexual orientation to your coworkers, you should draw a pentagram in black ink upon the wall
>>369836 this is going in my office door. I'll have to take it down when serious mode happens though:( I put an insertional quote from ssp in the closet the passes for a breakroom, that I'm 97% no one has ever read.
>>369843 my receptionist, bonny(or at least I think that's her name), tried that once. I listened to her spiel about being a satanic wicca lesbian and after simply said to her, "does this have anything to do with answering the fucking phone? het back to work!". that that in one of my more serious moments at the office.
>>369857 No, i tried using chanspeak extensively when i was in like end years of middle school but no one had a clue what i was talking about so i stopped forever >>369858 Thats too epic of a trollage they might lynch me and you woudlnt want that
>>369855 what the fuck is a condom and why does it have such a stupid name? >>369856 well then you are good man of high culture and even for supreme leisure, like myself.
>>369860 Always nice to meet a fellow supreme gentlemen such as thouself. I raise my piss chalice to you, my good sire! >>369862 Im sorry, mein lieber schwann, but the only way im going to self insert into a horse is by being a monster rapist stallion (or by doing it literally)
>>369864 the only time I've ever seen or heard that word in real life was on some kind of perfume dispenser in a nightclub bathroom and when women try to talk me into using them. no idea what a condom is.
>>369874 you don't need to keep promises if it's not convenient for you. it's one of the rules of running a company(mostly towards employees) and it applies to real life. the pro: you kept a promise and might be praised by a small and obscure internet community. the cons: getting judged by said retards. doxx chances go through the roof your family might become involved in said doxx I might be in rocky one day, notice you, notice my horn and turn you into a breedable piece of fuck meat.
>>370115 so (((sensual amusement))) goes together with total nigger braindeath (cause: falling victim to insane trolling) now? Yeah, jew, i think you lost.
>>370130 xe probably got it from (ye olde) r9k desu, when it was still browsable >>370134 ummmmm it just is okay, stop having thoughts other than googoog gaga
>>370139 probably. I never had much against him, but he wasn't always much of a freethinker. through to his credit, for what he lacked as a trendsetter, he was a very good trend follower.
>>370141 He was one of the main pillars of oldb*nt i think, together with ssp, eskimo uncle and gapfag, sadly only ssp really migrated here although i remember anzuchad posting when this board was still new, and unclel comes over once in a while (or maybe he lurks)
>>370142 there were a lot of different posters back on ancient /bant/. it was a bit cliquey, though you quite a bit of exchange between groups. though the main hub for what would become modern bnatculture would start to form and take shape in the happy day threads olde. also edward the eskimo is a resposible father now.
>>370144 >it was a bit cliquey, though you quite a bit of exchange between groups. Yeah it was basically the shitposters from int vs the gays. Fappy gay threads were the place where they mingled together, later came slowjak spammers, after them frog spammers, and then the board died after everyone from happy day threads moved on to his discord and gays and spammers took over completely. Now its not even a husk of its former self since, just a garbage dump of the site where they dump all the generals. Oh, and the gays are still there but nobody cares about them. >also edward the eskimo is a resposible father now. Yah i remember he came over here and talked about it, crazy stuff really. >>370143 -1 charm point
>>370147 I mostly remember the same way, though it was, largely, a disorganized, chaotic mess from may to about october 2017. the anti-gay wars were the main topping of early mid-2018, in my view, since by then most of the /pol/teens had gone back and the shitposters were free to spurgout about other thing. I ended up joining /bant/ on may 4th because I pissed off the head mod of 8ch/b/ and there was a fresh new halfchan board ready to have it's hymen shredded.
