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>>386925 >ok, so here's Katawa Shoujo. It's a game about, guess what: fucking cripples! Isn't that a great idea? There's your Legend of Zelda, your Castlevanias, Contras, games about killing monsters, flying space ships, fighting in tournaments, and now, we have one where you can get an amputated chick to suck on your dick.
>now granted, this is a visual novel: it's more of a book than a game, but still, it arguably qualifies as one. So how do we fuck some chicks? Well, we just read, advance the plot and pick some choices: if all goes well, we can get our dick wet in one of the five heroines available. We play as this kid, some poor fuck who recently found out he has a heart condition. That's right, he has "arrhythmia"; if he overexerts himself, he can have a heart attack. So that's fucking nice: the whole point of the game is to get laid, but if you do that, you will have a heart. attack! Truly ironic.
>so I try to make some progress, you know, talk to the blind girl, be nice to the scarred one, do chores with the deaf one. But somehow, I end up being friends with this harry potter looking nerd and fall to my death. So, if I can't score a date, I literally die? Geez, do you think the developers could have been a little less dramatic? So, if I don't get a date for the festival, literally my only option is to die?!. Like, have some fucking mercy!
>so I just gave up. Fuck this game, I didn't even get to see a single boobie. I'd rather be a quadruple amputee and do a full playthrough of Super Man 64 using my asscheeks. I'd rather duct tape the Virtual Boy to my face and play it until I go blind. I'd rather fuck an actual burn patient and give her my chocolate! I just don't have the patience for this kind of crap.
>so next is: yet another vn! This one's called starless, yeah, like the King Crimson song! Now, I'm still not sure about these vn thingies, but they keep telling me I'll like this one for whatever reason, so let's check it out.
>>386928 i need peopel i pned to be talked to allthe time ibecause i need poepl i need ot bel ktaedo i ne e end eto be tlaked i need to ba telaked i n eedi eto balkt eid bei t ined iot it ineeed it iei enid eti
