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 No. 400718 >>400767

The soyjak.party singularity
:gasp:

 No. 400719

The another nothingburger shit thread by the canadian dumb toxoplasmosis bitch nigga
:gasp:

 No. 400720 >>400721

video games did this or something

 No. 400721 >>400734

>>400720
Dark souls: even... me?

 No. 400734 >>400736

>>400721
especially you, kids are memorizing roll timings instead of multiplication table

 No. 400736 >>400739

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 No. 400739 >>400741

>>400736
watch where you're walking bitch

 No. 400741 >>400743

>>400739
ill crush you first pedo

 No. 400743 >>400744 >>400745 >>400768 >>400788 >>401043

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>>400741
what would you do if you met this foid and she said "you like dark souls? omg me too!!"

 No. 400744

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>>400743
murder and rape and her eye to her fmaily

 No. 400745 >>400746

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>>400743
what would you do if your family sent you a card with this on front for your birthday

 No. 400746 >>400747

>>400745
say that I'm not into that kind of stuff and only had it on my pc because of a virus

 No. 400747 >>400748

>>400746
they got confused cuz they didnt realise it had a penis and just thought it was a cute anime girl and for your next birthday they send a card iwth undertake nightreign diaper and all your work colleagues see it what do you do then

 No. 400748 >>400749

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 No. 400749 >>400753

>>400748
answer the question instead of tranimals videos no one cares about

 No. 400753 >>400754

>>400749
idk I say someone is pranking me or something

 No. 400754

>>400753
thry beleive you but at lunch break you turn on your phone and forgot last night you jerked off to punderful breastfeeding me on our onlyfans and fell asleep and it starts playing and everyone sees it

 No. 400767 >>400812

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>>400718 (OP)
just another symptom of white genocide

 No. 400768 >>400769

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>>400743
tell her my favourite boss is fume knight and i like to do low soul level / soul memory sword and board heavy armor faith builds and ask what she likes to build and fight
then she gets a cringe response as a self defense mechanism for not being able to name a boss or have a build and it gets hella awkward

 No. 400769 >>400771

>>400768
or you could just kill her

 No. 400771

>>400769
non pvp zone

 No. 400788 >>400820

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>>400743
To be honest, I reckon I could fix her and make her give up deceiving men for the purposes of witchcraft

 No. 400812 >>400873

>>400767
>Muh narrative
Kids cant even read shit anymore because parents are too lazy to parent and all the short form content fried attention spans

 No. 400820

>>400788
I love holy robe, both male and female version

 No. 400873

>>400812
>Muh narrative
nature >> nurture
perverse incentive of communist and feminist policy will continue to manifest with negative flynn effect

 No. 400914 >>400917

The way IQ tests are created means that this is impossible. They measure the person's average score and define that as 100 and then add questions that only 2% of the population can answer to define the 130 cut off.

 No. 400917

>>400914
Actual upon looking at the graph you actually could have this assuming that the fertility rate decreases a lot since it's using absolute numbers. Specifically you'd need less than 250M 30 year olds on earth.

 No. 400924

You're making the complete wrong criticisms, because you don't know maths
The actual reason why the graph is a lie is because obviously things are gonna look grim when the most recent data is a downtrend and you extrapolate
... not that the maths matters, because all statistics are a Jewish lie (like psychology) anyhow

 No. 401043 >>401680

>>400743
As soon as these cosplay whores break up with their boyfriend you will bever see them post about souls again, i saw some bitch get a switch 2 and into the network test to not play it but rather post about characters only seen in earlier trailers and not in game, probsbly because theres no pvpless co op mod for her to "play" through

 No. 401680 >>401681 >>401683

>>401043
I was going to say that women would enjoy the random invasions as it's similar to being raped, but then I remembered that women only want to play DS3 and Elden Ring which conspicuously have the most anti invasion multiplayer in the series

 No. 401681 >>401683

>>401680
they play with their boyfriends and both go "sigh... not this shit again" when getting invaded

 No. 401683

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>>401680
>>401681
they are like 90% alt f4ers i check their profiles

 No. 401684 >>401697

I guess it really is a hard sell for women and weak willed men
That's a shame cuz there isn't really anything like invasions in any other game I can think of and now it feels like people have completely forgotten about them

 No. 401685 >>401709

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bitches just afking atleast with souls bros they will get all the achievments and show that as them being a hardened souls gamer without touching any of the other games systems , i can not see a 5k hour count for ds3 pve even with mods maybe fucking elden ring but sure the fuck not pve and a woman is not going to be focused enough to even get 25% of that hour count just rape her to death

 No. 401686

also people who 100% ds3 but refuse to pvp and just farm an enemy with a very small drop rate is now the majority btw

 No. 401697

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>>401684
ive expressed this sentiment like probably 5 times heree already but after seeing duskbloods and and miyaakai saying there will be a 9th player ivade mode id assume at the very least invasions will get marginally better or stay the same, i think old monk / looking glass knight halflight kind of boss may be possible as well as conditional solo invades mabe in certain areas but subhuman shitter blue pedos will probably exist too so it wont ever be like ds2 and no doubt 6 player limit will return but whether that means you get a coinvader or just 3 blues has yet to be seen

 No. 401709 >>401711

>>401685
If you are a speedrunner you can absolutely manage to get a stupid amount of hours in a game.

 No. 401711

>>401709
afab foid lets be serious

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I got a story actually
A few hours ago I was playing the DLC (for the first time) and this happens:
>Pic 1: All Titanite Lizards on the map spontaneously die
>Pic 2: An invader appears
>Pic 3: I welcome the 2nd other player I've seen in this entire playthrough
>Pic 4: This is what I get for gesturing

It's kinda funny cuz whatever script he ran specifically killed all Titanite Lizards and Marvelous Chester, but left Kalameet, Manus, Elizabeth and Gough alive

 No. 401747 >>401757

>>401746
hes helpful this is the intended experience

 No. 401748 >>401749

what sl i wanna see if i can get him

 No. 401749 >>401750

>>401748
I was SL 99 or 100 so he has to be lower
I have to imagine you don't have any characters under 100

 No. 401750

>>401749
i have a singular sl 70 its hardly twinking in this game because that pretty much the most common dlc range its probably hte lowest sl worth playing in any of these games just under bloodborne

 No. 401752

ive got to set up inva for ps3 des and maybe as well for my future ps3 chechb/c/e with those archstones project thing

 No. 401754 >>401756

fuck it ill do des rspc3 invades now

 No. 401756 >>401760

>>401754
Demon's Souls invasions are some of the few invasions I can actually win because as a necessity cuz of the tiny playerbase their server doesn't have SL restrictions for invasions so you can just stomp some total noob in Stonefang who's doing like 20 damage a hit to you

 No. 401757 >>401763


 No. 401760

>>401756
im also giong to do the remake invades to on my friends ps5 out of obligation as well as it would weirdly be closer to the real thing if it has proper sl matchmaking but the game is like shrek fantasy styling so im going to be completely out of it

 No. 401763 >>401764

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>>401757
ok go use your guard counters somewhere else little cuck toilet

 No. 401764 >>401765 >>401777

>>401763
is this you

 No. 401765

>>401764
no thats a loli

 No. 401766

actualkly i dont know if thats a loli

 No. 401768

The Jewish Whale singularity
:pipe:

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