>>400746 they got confused cuz they didnt realise it had a penis and just thought it was a cute anime girl and for your next birthday they send a card iwth undertake nightreign diaper and all your work colleagues see it what do you do then
>>400753 thry beleive you but at lunch break you turn on your phone and forgot last night you jerked off to punderful breastfeeding me on our onlyfans and fell asleep and it starts playing and everyone sees it
>>400743 tell her my favourite boss is fume knight and i like to do low soul level / soul memory sword and board heavy armor faith builds and ask what she likes to build and fight then she gets a cringe response as a self defense mechanism for not being able to name a boss or have a build and it gets hella awkward
The way IQ tests are created means that this is impossible. They measure the person's average score and define that as 100 and then add questions that only 2% of the population can answer to define the 130 cut off.
>>400914 Actual upon looking at the graph you actually could have this assuming that the fertility rate decreases a lot since it's using absolute numbers. Specifically you'd need less than 250M 30 year olds on earth.
You're making the complete wrong criticisms, because you don't know maths The actual reason why the graph is a lie is because obviously things are gonna look grim when the most recent data is a downtrend and you extrapolate ... not that the maths matters, because all statistics are a Jewish lie (like psychology) anyhow
>>400743 As soon as these cosplay whores break up with their boyfriend you will bever see them post about souls again, i saw some bitch get a switch 2 and into the network test to not play it but rather post about characters only seen in earlier trailers and not in game, probsbly because theres no pvpless co op mod for her to "play" through
>>401043 I was going to say that women would enjoy the random invasions as it's similar to being raped, but then I remembered that women only want to play DS3 and Elden Ring which conspicuously have the most anti invasion multiplayer in the series
I guess it really is a hard sell for women and weak willed men That's a shame cuz there isn't really anything like invasions in any other game I can think of and now it feels like people have completely forgotten about them
bitches just afking atleast with souls bros they will get all the achievments and show that as them being a hardened souls gamer without touching any of the other games systems , i can not see a 5k hour count for ds3 pve even with mods maybe fucking elden ring but sure the fuck not pve and a woman is not going to be focused enough to even get 25% of that hour count just rape her to death
>>401684 ive expressed this sentiment like probably 5 times heree already but after seeing duskbloods and and miyaakai saying there will be a 9th player ivade mode id assume at the very least invasions will get marginally better or stay the same, i think old monk / looking glass knight halflight kind of boss may be possible as well as conditional solo invades mabe in certain areas but subhuman shitter blue pedos will probably exist too so it wont ever be like ds2 and no doubt 6 player limit will return but whether that means you get a coinvader or just 3 blues has yet to be seen
I got a story actually A few hours ago I was playing the DLC (for the first time) and this happens: >Pic 1: All Titanite Lizards on the map spontaneously die >Pic 2: An invader appears >Pic 3: I welcome the 2nd other player I've seen in this entire playthrough >Pic 4: This is what I get for gesturing
It's kinda funny cuz whatever script he ran specifically killed all Titanite Lizards and Marvelous Chester, but left Kalameet, Manus, Elizabeth and Gough alive
>>401749 i have a singular sl 70 its hardly twinking in this game because that pretty much the most common dlc range its probably hte lowest sl worth playing in any of these games just under bloodborne
>>401754 Demon's Souls invasions are some of the few invasions I can actually win because as a necessity cuz of the tiny playerbase their server doesn't have SL restrictions for invasions so you can just stomp some total noob in Stonefang who's doing like 20 damage a hit to you
>>401756 im also giong to do the remake invades to on my friends ps5 out of obligation as well as it would weirdly be closer to the real thing if it has proper sl matchmaking but the game is like shrek fantasy styling so im going to be completely out of it