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 No. 405579

i woke up and had three gulps of scotch

 No. 405580 >>405581 >>405582

you didnt

 No. 405581

>>405580
i dided

 No. 405582 >>405583 >>405584

>>405580
why not? I start off every morning with 2 doubles of glenfiddich or bushmills 10 and 2 or 3 lines.

 No. 405583 >>405585

>>405582
no hes just lying about it

 No. 405584 >>405601

>>405582
had grant's cause it was on sale yesterday but i usually go for ballantine's or white horse
last week jim bean was on sale so i had that, bourbon is nice from time to time

 No. 405585 >>405588 >>405589

>>405583
it's the secret to never aging thought. when I go back to logan, they ask me why I'm the only one that hasn't aged. I tell them to always drink whiskey the same age as your preferred woman.

 No. 405586 >>405601

makers mark is GOATed though but im too jewish to shell out all my bananas (last time i had it was a bday gift from cowagies last year)

 No. 405588 >>405590 >>405591 >>405601

>>405585
i drink because i m rich and can afford it he nevers drinks because he is a poor idiot

 No. 405589 >>405601

>>405585
Twelve?

 No. 405590

>>405588
if i drink 10 bottles of cheap scotch i can afford the 11th by the end of the month

 No. 405591 >>405593

>>405588
Even a hobo in ragged clothes can afford booze just by asking for spare change though

 No. 405592

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i cant go back to wodka now, my standards have been upgraded

 No. 405593 >>405597

>>405591
no one wants to give him moeny

 No. 405594

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i get seagers gin (90+ proof) whenver i really need to knock myself out, apparently its only produced here and in souf korea nowadays

 No. 405595 >>405596

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tewibun needs to give up and accept i can drink more than xer.
my liver has been sharpened by years of substance abuse, i come from a long lineage of alcoholics.
surrender... or die!

 No. 405596 >>405599

>>405595
im australian i drank beer all day evne tho i hate it

 No. 405597 >>405602

>>405593
Everyone can afford alcohol if they look beyond alcohol aisle

 No. 405599 >>405603 >>405610

>>405596
my usual beer intake is 6l a day, would be more if i didnt have to wagecuck.

 No. 405600

i have actually drank every day this week and a half cuz travel

 No. 405601 >>405609

>>405584
grant's is a younger glenfiddich blend with some other speyside whiskys added along side a bit of corn liquor, not a bad choice for cheap. never had white horse and I don't think it's sold here. bourbon isn't really my thing anymore, I had a lot of bad morning waking up after to many run-ins with jim and cougar.
>>405586
I know a lot of guys who drink nothing but marker's. that and gentleman's jack is one of the few I'll still touch.
>>405589
about 8 to 12, any older and you're paying quite a sum more for very little extra. in my experience anything between 16 to 30 years old is a rip off.
>>405588
I'm rich and I still drink good and wicked energy.

 No. 405602 >>405607

>>405597
disgusting mixedslop

 No. 405603 >>405605 >>405608

>>405599
i drink the the alchhol i use to clean doll parts

 No. 405604

im a blindbaby now goo goo gaga

 No. 405605 >>405606

>>405603
how are you still alive
have you TRANSposed you soul into a doll

 No. 405606

>>405605
im still in spawn iframes

 No. 405607

>>405602
Nah, it's pure high % ethanol, but with some contamination and dye

 No. 405608

>>405603
make sure to take a shot of vodka or bundy first to break down the metho into ethanol first.

 No. 405609 >>405612

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>>405601
i made this booze diagram, white horse really has some kick to it.
i do like the bitterness.

 No. 405610 >>405611

>>405599
I'd say I drink about that each night too, often more.

 No. 405611 >>405613

>>405610
working with numbers is one hell of a bitch, still better than working with people
and we have to do both, im afraid

 No. 405612

>>405609
I'd be prone to agree. bushmills 10 and 16(which I think is out of production) is more on the sweeter side, some with most speyside and lowland single malts, islay and highland whiskies either taste smokey or like a bar of pear's soap. johnny walker don't taste like much to me though and I've had enough bottles of the blue lable that I think it's a bit overrated.

 No. 405613 >>405615 >>405617

>>405611
if you really drink more than me you would drink my 43% alc vol piss

 No. 405615

>>405613
you'd have to drink about 5l of fruity lexia a day for you piss to be alcoholic.

 No. 405617 >>405627

>>405613
seagers gin is 45.x% so i get a better deal out of that

 No. 405619 >>405621 >>405625

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i only drin crystal clear loli pee from the suiker

 No. 405620

Iranians were right to put the one booze drinker to death

 No. 405621 >>405630

>>405619
i hz d clear loli pee

 No. 405625 >>405626

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>>405619
*SCHOLPSCHOLPSCHOLPSCHOLPSCHOLP*

 No. 405626

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>>405625
thas me

 No. 405627 >>405629

>>405617
do you like getting kicked in your penis

 No. 405629 >>405631 >>405633 >>405634

>>405627
no, despite my high alcoholic intake my penis splooges out too much cum when i jack off
one thing i miss about being underaged is not having to waste tissues

 No. 405630 >>405633

>>405621
bullshit

 No. 405631 >>405632

>>405629
I get you man, it cums out in bucket. maybe more pissheads will fix the wester and east asian fertility crisis.

 No. 405632 >>405638

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>>405631
it wouldnt be solved by brapzilians cause we love ass

 No. 405633 >>405635

>>405630
TRY IT its 48% now
>>405629
its good you dont like it becuase i hate you and im going to do it to you

 No. 405634 >>405635 >>405649

>>405629
just swallow it

 No. 405635 >>405637

>>405633
if your arent underaged its not loli pee, faker
>>405634
its not viable, i used to do that when i was a cute young shota, now im an old man and my cum volume has increased with age.

 No. 405637 >>405641

>>405635
IM 4 YEARS OLD

 No. 405638 >>405639

>>405632
I need this, I need this pussy slamming on my dick, I need it bad

 No. 405639

>>405638
u n me brotha

 No. 405641 >>405645

>>405637
NO YOURE NOT

 No. 405645 >>405646 >>405647

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>>405641
OK THEN WHY IS THIS ME

 No. 405646

>>405645
nice coffee table

 No. 405647

>>405645
YOURE NOT A DOLL YOU DISSOCIATIVE WHORE

 No. 405649 >>405650

>>405634
I think just squeezing the rod at the bottom to not let it come out is a less gross solution

 No. 405650 >>405651

>>405649
interrupting the cum flow is bad, i hear

 No. 405651 >>405652

>>405650
Why?

 No. 405652

>>405651
blows up youre ballz



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