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me reading the new posts on bnat

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Nigel

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>>412033
nigel is a niger

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That's everyone when I get high

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>Nigel

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>>412056
BRUH

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>>412057
rare dol artist but of course they're k*rean and only draw gay shit

world is cruel

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>dol

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>>412068
I used to live with 3 koreans when I was in uni, 2 girls and a guy. the guy was a gay bottom and would hit on me endlessly, even though he was older.

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>>412069
in my experience foids do not like it because they don't want to sit through RPG mechanics
:brain2:
sample size is ~15 foids ive shilled the game to. egirls cite time investment, stinky femcels usually cite not wanting to sink time into learning it, and Greater Hags (30+) do not generally play video games outside of ultranormie gigaslop. The most successful shilling demographic for this game is f'oys, followed by Minor Hags (25-29)

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>minor hags (25-29)
these are zoomers

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>>412077
older zooms are unc status unfortunately

▶  No. 412080 >>412083 >>412084

>>412079
kids call me unc(le) now, rightfully
how old are you

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>>412080
im 22 but i look 17

▶  No. 412084 >>412086

>>412080
I'm in my early 30's, being called uncle j makes me a little horny.

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>>412083
can relate I'm 33, but sill get mistaken for 21 from time to time,

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>>412083
youre only 5 years younger than me.
>>412084
ive always looked older than my age, my cowagies were baffled when they found out im a '99er.
back in highschool days i was the "adult" whenever classmates needed an adult to go with them at le scary movies and also buy wine for them (not my money ofc, i was the only grown up looking one capable of buying wine without being asked for id).

▶  No. 412087 >>412088 >>412139

this means im gonna die early but i didnt intend on living past 60 anyway

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>>412087
we'll live for 200+ years in vr paradises in the future though

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>>412088
turn-itno-touhous-and-kiss-machine-x is not happening sorry
@megukanin Sad!

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>>412086
I have second cousin your age I used to babysit, if your looking for marriage and a passport, I've been taking care of them and her mother since their father died of anus cancer. I was best man at his wedding.

back in high school we had a mate like that too. we called him mick "foreskin" halcrowe. when we were 16 he looked about 26, so we used to send him to the bottle shop to by booze for up, and it worked every time. alongside hime I was the one that got all the drugs and smokes to party with.

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>>412091
>if your looking for marriage and a passport
i would be looking into this a few years ago but now ive got a stable govt job here and i dont think im getting a better deal anywhere else

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>>412100
>ive got a stable govt job here
that's actually very respectable. I may personally hate government, due to what they did to my people over the last 200 years, but I'm not one to sick my nose in other's backyards. I'm happy that you're doing well and have a good job after that shitty warehouse work you did, honestly.

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>>412108
its funny, i was approved for this govt job 3 years ago but since i was among the 700s or so i wasnt assinged to the job immediately.
from warehouse cucking to insider connections promotion to admin positon to having interviews to even better positons in another company.
this foul tarnished, fueled by the flame of ambition.
and in the end here we are, earning big bux and working less hours than ever (though with way more money on the line for everything i do).
would i have put as much effort into going up in the social-market ladder had i known i was set up for the govt job? maybe, maybe not.
i'm willing to interpret it as will made manifest.
and i still burn with the flame of ambition, still looking for ways to rise through the gotv hierarchical structure.
:angry2:

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>>412109
>insider connections promotion to admin positon
you'll have a job forever then. my mother has worked in postal service as an admin/office manager and she ain't gonna be sacked no matter what she does.
>this foul tarnished, fueled by the flame of ambition.
and in the end here we are, earning big bux and working less hours
ambition is a good thing, you should do everything in your power to work less and earn more. though while I was young and foolhardy signed a contract with security contract with a company working under mobile-exxon, that built the base of my fortune but left me with a shit tonne of ptsd.
hold on to your ambition, little brother, and do what you need to better you life, and maybe one day you can be with 20 mil like me, and have a big house on a big parcel of land to feel sorry for yourself in.

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>>412117
>you'll have a job forever then.
i would, but they didnt value my talent enough.
so i used the exp to get a better paying position somewhere else.
then i was summoned to the govt job position and you know how that goes.
my current boss (manager, or whatever) really wants me to focus on being a salesman (which makes sense, since his bonus is based on how much useless shit i sell).
but i dont personally like the sales position, im just waiting and searching for an opportunity to get into a more data-heavy position (apparently some will open up after the elections this month).
my main objective is still just to accumulate some 500k so i can just live off passive income and never have to work again.
its still a few years to come through, but its only a matter of time.
:pipe:

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>>412124
>you know how that goes.
I haven't been to a job interview since I was 22, they usually beg me to work for them, usually to fix their failing companies.
>sales
yeah that sucks. personally, I fucking hate the sales side of my business, and the working part too but I can't avoid that. also what's the brazilian selling? if it's weapons, I'm in(not joking).
>his foul tarnished, fueled by the flame of ambition.
and in the end here we are, earning big bux and working less hours
looking the income for a brazilian government worker, taxes and the cost of living in a smaller city, it's realistic. at least you don't have your head in the cloud, like some.

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>>412129
>what's the brazilian selling? if it's weapons, I'm in(not joking).
insurace and consortium shares, mainly, but good luck selling that to poorfags who can barely afford their loans.
the few high income clients (who also happen to be govt workers but on different branches) are the goldmines for sales, since they also happen to have a significant estate they would like to protect or expand.

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>>412085
I actually also look quite young for my age, been told I look like 17-20, but only on good days where I have have time to do hair and skin care
:pipe:
It's just such a meme at this point and everyone thinks you're coping if you claim to look younger than you are so.
>>412087
bad thought process, living into old age is based because you get to sit on the porch and stare into the distance like you're thinking about deep shit. I hope I can do something significant with my life and change humanity in a positive way, so that by the time I'm on my deathbed getting ready to be loaded into my ecologically friendly mushroom casket on the grounds of my private garden, I can look at my beautiful children and grandchildren, and many nieces and nephews, and have them all crowd around me crying because I'm such a positive influence on their life and the world, and I can be like
>duuude
>this is JUST like the good ending from bioshock
and hopefully die right after
>>412090
please do not make fun of the roach please. he is very sensitive mhm

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Also I look my age when I let my beard grow but the minute I shave I'm a high schooler again it's funny asf

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>>412140
whenever i really let my beard grow im called a mujahideen.
niggas used to call me john wick back in the ware warehouse cause i was rockin this look fr.

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>>412131
sorry about the wait. my blood brother called me.
so you don't sell weapons... what do you sell? I might be able to give you some advice.

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we had all kinds of look-alikes in then warehouse, shout out to my niggas "harry potter", "majin-buu" and "dodô pixote".
you know who you are.

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>>412145
I dress like image 1 mark 2.

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>>412145
God damn, that's Daniel Radcliffe now? He's evolving into David Tennant

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>>412144
yea i dont sell weapons, the closest ive got are cars (financiering), but that doesnt "count" as sales anyway.
in the end yea i have to sell insurace, be it life insurace or home insurace, besides doing my normal job tasks.
it sux.

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>>412151
foids say testosterone is poison o algo

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>>412153
that confuses me. why does the government there sell insurance? here, that's left to the private sector. still, selling insurance is simple; just drum up fear of uncertainty and the deal will close itself.

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>>412156
I did this last time I took a heroic dose of meth. spent two days in jail. though I got let off since I was buddies with the magistrate.

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>>412159
precisely, the objecive is taking over the private sector. recently ive kind of set up a client to getting our govt home insurace cause we just added protection from floods, which has become somewhat relevant over the past few years here.

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>>412160
you walked out with two guns in your undies?
:gasp:

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>>412161
>kind of set up a client to getting our govt home insurace cause we just added protection from floods
that's very kind you. you're a good man. I respect that.
>>412162
I walked out with a lee enfield completely naked, save for a bathrobe, with my bbc slapping around. be careful with meth.

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>>412156
no trannies say that

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>>412177
trannies also say that
but foids also say that
and forget it after they get chockeslamfucked o algo

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I just got call from the police. I just fronted up as a career. one of my employees was apparently with drugs. fuck me.

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>>412186
not that I'm in trouble. I'm the second biggest employer in town and the master sargent's son works for me.



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