PROS: >Abs >Can and will protect you >You WILL know how to use a sword by the end of month 2, if not sooner >Extremely loyal >Depending on your physique and disposition, will either seek to protect you, or stand at your side (think of how warrior-princesses operated in history) >Blunt and honest; seeks the most direct path to problem resolution and does not lie. >High alcohol tolerance >Great at finding good places to eat >Diligent and hardworking; never leaves a job half-finished. >Tough exterior hides a mature, albeit slightly stunted and inexperienced, sense of romance >High emphasis on physical activity; you will become and remain ripped into old age >Scars >Soft tail CONS: >Not very good at complicated cooking. Expect to eat some combination of rice, meat, tofu, eggs, seaweed, and/or fish for every meal. Perhaps some simple vegetables, but only after you make your strange human "dietary needs" known to her. >Racist. Doesn't trust any of your friends, hates your exes. As a rule, humans are untrustworthy and exhausting. You are forever "one of the good ones". >Highly tolerant of the cold; warmth is comfortable but optional to her. >Highly perceptive. Knows when you're lying and hates it deeply. >Sneers at the idea of submission; enjoys wifely duties to the extent they fulfill her pride in being a good wife, not an inch beyond. >Critical of excess. Expect a lot of "You're drinking too much.", "You'll get fat if you keep eating so much.", and "Is that really worth spending money on?" >On that note, austerity. Opulence and excess are for the small-minded and childish. Expect to be judged for deviating from a minimalistic lifestyle. >You WILL become fit and martially competent... Whether you like it or not. >Away from the house most of the time, patrolling or dealing with the whims of the other mountain residents. >Bad with emotions; will seek the most direct solution to problems you choose to let her know about. While this can be helpful sometimes, any notions of venting to her are off the table. >Zero tolerance for perverts. You aren't making her wear any cosplay, and forget about a collar if you value your fingers. Cheating on her is an act of suicidal intent.
She's a tough cookie, but a good one, my wife is my favorite
>>419816 >not very good at complicated cooking i am, con neutralized. >racist. so am i >highly tolerant of the cold so am i >highly perceptive well i'd never lie to my beautiful wifey >sneers are the idea of submission this is kind of a con sexually but i dont think anyone is chasing momiji in search of a cute housewife >critical of excess so am i >austerity my only posessions are my bed, my fumos, my guitar, and my computer. i'd be fine >you WILL become fit and martially competent i've been meaning to hit the gym anyways. >away from the house most of the time i will gladly be her beautiful house husband >bad with emotions im autistic so me too >zero tolerance for perverts this is the only real con. also does the cheating thing even count as a con, i feel like that is just the expectation when dating a strong woman
