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▶  No. 419759 >>419760 >>419818

i like momiji a lot

▶  No. 419760 >>419766 >>419818

>>419759 (OP)
Why? One of the bottom 10 2hus

▶  No. 419766

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>>419760
she's my cute little heckin' pupperino

▶  No. 419767 >>419809 >>419813

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ffd

▶  No. 419809

>>419767
fat fuckable dog

▶  No. 419813

>>419767
fat fugly dawg
:fact2:

▶  No. 419816 >>419819 >>419821

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~Momiji~

PROS:
>Abs
>Can and will protect you
>You WILL know how to use a sword by the end of month 2, if not sooner
>Extremely loyal
>Depending on your physique and disposition, will either seek to protect you, or stand at your side (think of how warrior-princesses operated in history)
>Blunt and honest; seeks the most direct path to problem resolution and does not lie.
>High alcohol tolerance
>Great at finding good places to eat
>Diligent and hardworking; never leaves a job half-finished.
>Tough exterior hides a mature, albeit slightly stunted and inexperienced, sense of romance
>High emphasis on physical activity; you will become and remain ripped into old age
>Scars
>Soft tail
CONS:
>Not very good at complicated cooking. Expect to eat some combination of rice, meat, tofu, eggs, seaweed, and/or fish for every meal. Perhaps some simple vegetables, but only after you make your strange human "dietary needs" known to her.
>Racist. Doesn't trust any of your friends, hates your exes. As a rule, humans are untrustworthy and exhausting. You are forever "one of the good ones".
>Highly tolerant of the cold; warmth is comfortable but optional to her.
>Highly perceptive. Knows when you're lying and hates it deeply.
>Sneers at the idea of submission; enjoys wifely duties to the extent they fulfill her pride in being a good wife, not an inch beyond.
>Critical of excess. Expect a lot of "You're drinking too much.", "You'll get fat if you keep eating so much.", and "Is that really worth spending money on?"
>On that note, austerity. Opulence and excess are for the small-minded and childish. Expect to be judged for deviating from a minimalistic lifestyle.
>You WILL become fit and martially competent... Whether you like it or not.
>Away from the house most of the time, patrolling or dealing with the whims of the other mountain residents.
>Bad with emotions; will seek the most direct solution to problems you choose to let her know about. While this can be helpful sometimes, any notions of venting to her are off the table.
>Zero tolerance for perverts. You aren't making her wear any cosplay, and forget about a collar if you value your fingers. Cheating on her is an act of suicidal intent.

She's a tough cookie, but a good one, my wife is my favorite

▶  No. 419818 >>420107

>>419759 (OP)
cute Nitori
>>419760
Post your bottom or top 10 if you're so confident

▶  No. 419819 >>419872

>>419816
interesting headcannon
but momiji is extremely weak cannonically, bottom 5% of touhous

▶  No. 419821

>>419816
>not very good at complicated cooking
i am, con neutralized.
>racist.
so am i
>highly tolerant of the cold
so am i
>highly perceptive
well i'd never lie to my beautiful wifey
>sneers are the idea of submission
this is kind of a con sexually but i dont think anyone is chasing momiji in search of a cute housewife
>critical of excess
so am i
>austerity
my only posessions are my bed, my fumos, my guitar, and my computer. i'd be fine
>you WILL become fit and martially competent
i've been meaning to hit the gym anyways.
>away from the house most of the time
i will gladly be her beautiful house husband
>bad with emotions
im autistic so me too
>zero tolerance for perverts
this is the only real con. also does the cheating thing even count as a con, i feel like that is just the expectation when dating a strong woman

▶  No. 419872

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>>419819
Even the weakest 2hus could protect you from any human threat
:damn:
Wriggle could destroy any human so Momiji definitely can.

Except Nue, who is apparently defeated by humans often

Anyways my perception of Momiji is based primarily on experiences with mil/exmil/combat sport girls, they tend to be very feminine at their core but pursue these things in masculine ways. At least, if they're mature enough to have gotten over the urge to habitually seek male approval ("I'm one of the guys!") and their ranking system tends to be based on values first and performance second, with looks taking a backseat. If you have a good core that's the essential and then if you have the physical strength and personal constitution to act on it, even better, but it's not strictly necessary. They tend to hate guys who are kind of in their own heads and that's why looksmaxxers tend to turn them off. I kinda just put that core into the context of what little I know about feudal Japanese culture and that's how I got to my perception of Momiji. I think a lot of people tend to envision her as either this tough as nails cold bitch or a dumb dog and I think neither one of those is realistic even in the context of a universe as realistic as toho so yeah. I think it's better to see her as somebody who's generally very stoic and professional. That's not to say she can't be playful, tender, or have a personality outside of that, but I think the default mode of being for her is probably tired of everyone's shit. She has to deal with the crows, with humans, with Reimu, and anything else that comes towards the mountain, and her job is to protect it so the crows can run around being useless snobs. Her only relief would be the kappa, her training, and presumably her beloved husbando. So long as he isn't disgusting pervert weebtrash. Or at least, I think the most important thing to her is that you're trying and there's forward momentum of some sort. I think her ultimate pet peeve is probably lack of effort, rather than lack of results.
:pipe:

▶  No. 419873

>as realistic as toho
as unrealistic*
you know what I meant

▶  No. 420101

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▶  No. 420107 >>420108 >>420112

>>419818
Sure
Top 10 Remilia Flandre Koishi Alice Sakuya Yukari Shion Patchouli Sumireko Kogasa
Bottom 10 Ran Aya Chen Shou Mokou Momiji Kaguya Tsukasa Orin Satori

▶  No. 420108 >>420115

>>420107
weak ragebait

▶  No. 420112 >>420116

>>420107
what even is your criteria

▶  No. 420115

>>420108
I might say the same to you, as this is the actual list as you well know

▶  No. 420116

>>420112
Probably girls who are sexy and crazy and rich in spirit rise to the top
I don't really establish criteria for why I like different food dishes and as such I haven't really thought about why I like or dislike different 2hus either

▶  No. 420117

Fuck Egypt, the pyramids, the pharoahs, fuck rah, Osiris, nevertiti, fuck El sisi, mobarak and Anwar Al Sadat, fuck the Nile, fuck belly dancers, fuck drug addicts and low quality hash, FUCK EGYPT FUCK EGYPT FUCK EGYPT

▶  No. 420144

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bwuh
same



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