[~PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE~] >PROS: - Koakuma nearby <CONS: - Fat - Smells like sweat and farts at all times - Always eating something including your food - Acne - Bad at sex - Antisocial chud personality - Doesn't shave - Hates all holidays because that's when people are merry (loud and rambunctious)
as far as zoomer slang goes, unk is actually funny and shortform for oldfart or gramps or something, boomer works too but boomer has a real definition so yea.... t. 29 year old unc
biggest thing that makes it smell is if she is having sex no sex = barely any smell sex = some smell living with boyfriend and gettimg creamed 5+ times per day = a stench that both repulses and attracts men
>>425115 >>425119 my fadda tells me that 99% of zoomzoom slang is actually slight variations or repurposings of 80s hood slang but somehow I find it difficult to envision 80s gangstas saying "no cap"
>>425124 not when you have a career , own a detached home , and have a defined benefit pension and retirement fund it used to be called "30 year old boomer"
