No.209025
>>209003is this a self own
No.210564
i had a dream that 4chan allowed .swf support so i went on [s4s] to download one but ended up getting a virus which deleted everything from my computer (system files included)
No.211754
I don't remember the specifics of it but I just woke up from possibly the best dream of my life
The world is ecologically wracked but there was no corporate takeover. Humanity simply let the world rot. The whole earth looked like if you were to imagine Cyberpunk 2077 without the future tech or the density of technology. If you're still having trouble, everything is gray and broken down and shitty, and the government doesn't care to fix it. Anyways, the beginning of the dream involves me trying to seek validation from my father and every single time he puts me down in the most soul-crushing way he can think of but I stick with him because I love him - it's not really that I really believed what he had to say but I developed a Stockholm syndrome where it's like "oh he doesn't mean it, he doesn't know what he's saying" etc.
Towards the middle of the dream I grab a gun and take the car and decide I'm gonna strike off and be my own man instead of letting him define me and I don't remember anything about it but I go on this awesome months long journey where by the end of it I'm in a flooded asylum fighting CIA agents because they want to intern me because at this point I'm a threat to the US government.
I have a group of supportive friends who help push me forward on my mission (whatever it is) and everything is cool. By the time I wake up, I had just finished fighting a CIA squad underwater and noticed they were throwing people into the water, alive, in straightjackets so I went up to the dumping area hoping to take sweet violent revenge on the CIA agents doing that, for the memory of these helpless people, but actually the surface of the water ended up being a portal. When I went through it I was in a medieval village type place in an area reminiscent of the Scottish highlands. It was basically one central dirt road with thatched roof houses in rows on either side, and every once in a while, a stampede of wild boars would run down the road and everyone would have to make way.
I didn't get much time to explore this area.
Anyways something else to note was there was a character named The Big (something? It might have been Cheese or Boss or something else) but he looked like the coin nigga from Cryptoland and he was the only place I could buy guns and other black market shit. When I got to the medieval place he was there but in lederhosen so I went and I said "what's up big (whatever his name was)" and he stared at me and then Big anon showed up and very firmly told me lederhosen coin was his brother and to never disrespect his name like that again.
I wonder if this dream means anything but it was awesome to be in, I smoked so many CIA agents and every once in a while my dad would call me very angrily and I would be like "dad… im my own man now… u can't control me…" just like ryan gosling.
No.211759
>>211754Good man you are
No.214202
wait, that's two dreams in a row with indian people playing a minor adversarial role. what did god mean by this?
No.214204
>>214202You are a mleecha and Bharat won
No.214226
>>214210vidrel will happen the picosecond Modi dies
No.214363
>>214297This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
No.214364
>>214297I didn't know the amazing atheist could fly 🤯🤯🤯🤯
No.215035
there were naked or almost naked 2 girls and 1 futa in a Japanese-style room if I remember well, they were lying and I perceived them as distinct 2hus but they weren't
the style was pink pet bottleesque, the futa looked somewhat like utsuho and had medium breasts and was being held by one girl, on top of whom she was lying upface
the girl (she had purple hair) under the futa was swearing at her, teasing and degrading, the futa couldn't endure and started cumming (I can't remember whether it was from some physical action or only from the verbal abuse), my sight was shifted to her crotch 2 times and at the second time I could see cum flow out slowly but her cock was flaccid for some reason without a cage or anything
No.223229
Just woke up from a very strange dream:
In the first part of the dream, I'm living a pretty idealized life, I'm back in MA with my parents, and I've found a gf, she is very cute and I'm bringing her to meet my parents. Naturally my dad makes it awkward by making everything about the Bible and she and my dad get into an argument. anyways it ends with me being so angry with him I spend the night at my aunt's house, who takes me to an internet cafe/library thing where I hear about some shady millionaire inhabiting the town.
Some shithead challenges me to a game of golf and I don't remember anything except that he was very easy to hate. I play golf and kind of BTFO him for a few holes before we shift to an area with a submarine trapped in the ice in the distance. I abandon the golf game and swim for the submarine.
In the sub, there are these creatures that look like the guy from Hylics if you know what that is, they got crescent shaped ahh heads, but otherwise they're these skinny, zombie-type creatures with skin that ranges from brown to greenish and is always rotten and waxy.
Anyways I evade or kill my way through the submarine where I find a key. After consulting some of my friends in the dream, I find out the key accesses a mansion at the end of town. There are more of these creatures in the mansion, plus the son of the big bad millionaire who created these monsters, who is one of these creatures himself because that dad don't give a fuck yo.
It reminds me a bit like Amnesia in retrospect but I fought, ran, and hid through the mansion until eventually I reached a computer room; one room was for the son and he was mentally retarded in some way so his desk was full of kid shit and his PC was mostly like roblox and such. Every once in a while he would make a little patrol and he never entered the room but I would have to lie down under the bed to prevent him from hearing me I guess. Anyways the son's bedroom led directly into the father's study where in his drawer there were the keys to his sports car, lots of miscellaneous junk, lots of Radiohead memorabilia (?????) and some other stuff, but the whole time I was looking for a thumb drive so I could access their computers and find out what was going on with the crescent headed creatures.
I never did because the dream ended halfway through :( hope to have this one again
No.233073
I had a recurring dream where my father tells a story about 6 eagles circling overhead, one of which attacks him
But I just had a dream where I eavesdrop on him engaged in a discussion about the supernatural, and he tells the story, but reveals that the eagle that attacked him was a creature with 6 missing human head stumps instead of an eagle's head, and that it was trying to communicate in French and was unable to
No.234416
>>234415i thought the tail was sometthing else
No.234816
>>234815thats what i thought
No.234845
>>234802Wholesomekrainian
No.234859
>>234802Haha thanks for the tea, mei ling ☺️
No.236825
>>236822Thank you, I drew this Tewi
No.236829
I had a dream I uploaded a video of myself having sex here for some reason
No.237805
had a dream where I fingered a loli, it was very tight, one finger barely went in
also did the same to Hina who was also there for some reason
No.237806
>>237805thats a good dream
No.240599
I dreamt that I was back in high school and there was this girl who was very clearly in love with me
We were going to the beach for an excursion for some reason so I got to see her in a bikini, I think we actually went to the beach together two different times in the dream
One thing that was especially memorable about her was her voice, it was super alluring
It wasn't like the normal mouse-squeak voice that troons think is attractive, it was a somewhat deep, very rich voice that made it sound like she REALLY meant what she said
Perhaps I'm biased towards liking that sort of voice since I've met many women who have it
Anyway apparently I'm a coward in every timeline, as in spite of her being about as unsubtle as a woman can bear to be, I failed to even kiss her over the course of this dream
I remember specifically that I went off to take a piss and I resolved to kiss her when I returned, and then the dream ended
Why am I like this
No.240685
>>240683Hamada would you marry asain girls?
No.240804
I don't remember much of my dream from last night but I remember being on tiktok in the dream and looking through the page of this girl who was like a "modern day miko" and had all these weird rules, for example, she couldn't show the roof or ceiling of the room she was in, in frame, with a 2 inch cutoff point. So she couldn't even show the first 2 inches of the wall leading to the ceiling, and vice versa with the floor. But also she didn't wear traditional robes, it was always some cosplay goonerbait spin on either a miko outfit or Japanese clothes and fashion more broadly so I remember being a big fat chúd in a dream and being like "pshhh she is not a real miko, I hate this chick because she's a phony"
A lot more was going on in that dream but it all slipped my memory
No.240810
>>240804Communist nonny, do the dream journal + breathwork before bed for like 2 weeks. see if it changes anything
No.242590
>>242587many such cases
but 9 lives
who cares
No.242768
>I need to stop a train heading towards the city
>Head towards a town which is kinda a shithole in between city-civilisation and suburbs-civilisation
>Here, there's a weird place that doesn't exist in real life where the train is weaving in between these kind of dirt mounds
>I do something here to "sabotage" the train but I know somehow that it won't work
>I head further towards the city
>I find a town which doesn't exist in real life, but feels so familiar and reminds me of the best suburban towns I know
>I wander around a bit and discover that there's this sort of crescent-shaped street near the train station that connects to the highway
>The highway leads to another town and its train station
>Here, the dream ends
No.242769
>>242587Fucked up
I would be depressed for days if I dreamt of that
No.244852
ill drop a new dream in 8 hours
No.245375
I had a dream while I napped today. I dreamt I was back in gensokyo again. this time I was in the human village where I sat with an old man and spoke to him in broken japanese while we watch the world go by.
No.245937
>>245375Comfy. We will meet there one day
No.249641
Had a dream for a video game that's basically a cross between Manhunt and Bully. You're this delinquent vigilante kid in this exaggerated American town and you have to manage your grades and status at school by day and go hunting for evil people at night. In my dream I fought:
>gang bangers
>da mafia/organized crime
>corrupt police force and penal system
>the goons of some rich elite pervert (mostly men in suits wearing some kind of BDSM mask)
and all the kills were gruesome but also very cartoony so it's not something that would be super uber dark and gritty but it's moreso just to mock American society and such
No.251815
For some reason I can't stop thinking about this dream
>Be me
>Walking in a particular suburb, near the train station
>Car passes directly beside me
>Happen to get a look at the driver
>It's a woman who looks in her 30s
>There's a little statue of Christ in her car
>She has her eyes closed and hands clasped in prayer
>She even looked kind of Christian in a way I can't really explain; the way she dressed and her build
>Although she nearly ran me over I can't help but smile
No.252174
Just woke up from a dream where most things were the same except everyone was cavemen. It was like Flintstones society where everyone mostly had something analogous to modern society but it was all duct tape and bubblegum holding it together so everything was failing in incredibly violent ways all the time but it was just a fact of life. Because everyone was a caveman life largely boiled down to accruing power, having sex, and indulging in vice. Not me tho because im not like other girls or somesuch. I went around completing tasks for my father and stuff and making friends with other good people along the way and what I got out of the dream was that the world is awful and cruel but your friends have your back, yo. And that's the real beauty of being stuck on this awful rock with all these awful people.
Towards the end of the dream, the perspective kind of shifted from me personally to a bunch of actors in a movie of sorts. Basically the village elders decided to put on a play that idk what it was about but the general premise was a costumed actor would have a gun and be inside one of many clay/mud rooms built into the side of a hill with a window facing the audience. They would fire a bit at the audience and the audience members would be able to fire back. Costumes varied, generally they were great historical soldiers but there was other stuff too like zombies that obviously couldn't fire back bc they were supposed to be zombies. The only issue was that whatever dumbass' job it was to mark the blank ammunition didn't do so, so both the audience and actors had live rounds. Towards the end of the dream, my perspective shifted to someone who apparently hated this play because he was inside the hidden stairs and tunnels that connected the mud/clay bunkers and just massacring everyone he came across. One was dressed like Suigintou and this guy merked xem immediately but I feel like that was more of a lighthearted cameo than a statement of hostility. Anyways one of the cavemen actors was dressed as the White Death from WWII and he traded a few shots with the audience before getting shot in the throat himself. The shooter leans down to check on him, and I distinctly remember he called the white death guy "Uncle Ricky" and asked him if he was hit and if his gun had ammo left and he nodded to both questions and died, causing the shooter to pick up his Mosin and fire at who he thought killed Uncle Ricky, who, as far as I can tell, was just some random guy.
I basically lived a whole day in this strange world and I don't remember many of my tasks. I think I had a relationship with a cute girl and I went on a shopping trip to caveman 7/11 before the play to grab like water and those little water flavor pouches and shit and got into a conversation with some members of my extended family or something. I don't know what this dream actually means, if anything, but God damn. RIP Uncle Ricky, a victim of cruelty and incompetence.
Also,
>no caveman gyatepicrel
No.252596
>>252594is this from bad gay porn acting
No.252598
>>252596No but I am sorry
No.252605
>>252596
it says it in the filename you dumb homo
No.252608
>>252596Actually he's onto something
No.253871
The more I think back on that dream the more fucking awful I feel
The rat really being a mouse without me realising at the time feels somehow symbolic
It's as though out of prejudice I believed a person was guilty in spite of them being obviously innocent, and enforced the harshest possible punishment
I feel like I need to atone before God
No.253873
>>252553This is so Dreams in the witch house pilled
No.255635
Had a dream where apparently Robbie Rotten was actually a reverse noko the whole time and was a woman and did asmr and I listened to the 90s punk themed asmr and it was good. Anyways some evil demonic force was trying to eat my ceiling like in Silent Hill 4 and I don't remember what it was but I needed to go to the convenience store in order to get something that could combat it so that's what I did. The owner was this kindly Armenian gentleman and everything was okay more or less but then some bald old chúd started talking about how immigrants suck especially those of semitic nature and I think because of GTA V my brain associated Armenians as being semitic even though consciously I know they are not, so everyone looked at him like
and he took offense to this and was like "why should i have to change my opinion for other people's feelings" etc etc but it was unprompted so he was sperging out and then I woke up
No.255649
>>255635earlier on in the dream I had a full set of afghanka for some reason and it was kino but I don't remember if it had any plot relevance because by the time I went to the convenience store I was in pyjama pants and a t shirt but I figured I would include it
anyways i cannot stress how soulful that asmr felt in the dream, i am considering paying some foid to do this but i don't yet know how to convey it without sounding like a complete lunatic schizo
No.255651
>>255646thank you rutaxa for coming to the defense of the inheritors of the eastern roman empire, the armenians
No.255685
>>255674we all live in a tsukasa submarine
tsukasa submarine
tsukasa submarine
No.255750
went on another caffeine + melatonin bender and went to sleep and had a dream where drumpf basically passed the "do whatever I want and behead everyone I don't like" law or somesuch, I don't remember the actual name but that's what it boiled down to. I was a member of Congress and voted against this because it would obviously cause harm to lots of people in shartmerica and Canada but in order to finalize my vote I had to write in a clay tablet my reasoning for doing so and I think we should bring this back in Congress because clay tablets are kino. In any case following this I was led by a fellow congressman, a conservative actually but one of the dissenters nonetheless, to a big French style palace where a group of people were forming a resistance. Then somehow we went from America to Moscow and it was cray cray and bananas because the tectonic plates or something were shifting, streets were literally cracking and then slanting to people started getting sucked down into the depths of the earth. Also sea levels were rising so there was water in the streets but only a small amount.
Anyways I spent much of the dream trying to save many people and bring them back to the palace but there were many who could not be saved.
In the third act of the dream it was back to America but everything was high fantasy but Trump was still president (now king) and I was given two quirky companions in order to help me on my journey to defeat him and for some reason I wasn't myself but this funny medieval dude named bimbo. That was literally his name.
Anyways I distinctly remember missing an arrow on the first guard I saw so I had to strangle him to death and it was brutal
>>255674>tsukasa submarine
New koggy map idea just dropped
No.258405
There's also one that happened yesterday, or maybe the day before:
<Fall asleep listening to a particular stream highlight video
<The streamer's voice is kinda annoying
>I dream that me and a few of my family and friends are at some kind of library
>Suddenly they can only speak in exact quotes from the stream that highlight video is of
>I'm really freaked out because it's suddenly like my friends and family are different people
>They become really assholeish and we move to a set of train stations
>My family and friends are now trying to steal shit and run along the, like, train tunnels and stuff
>I end up telling the train guards which way they ran and feel even more horrible because I'm betraying them
>But at the same time I feel good because I'm putting a stop to what they're doing
>The dream ends
<I feel fucking awful for hours after I wake up