No.144791
Just had a sleep paralysis episode in which a black cat was licking my balls
No.144793
>>144563based, trully the best main character
No.144852
fuckkk I don't want to be awake I want to sleep and fly around
No.146797
I had a dream that I was riding and connecting trains, ir was kinda scary because they were clearly like cargo carts made for carrying coal but there was just a platform on top of them where you just stood or sat and the train would go really fast.
I had to go to the bathroom near the end of the dream, there were two administrator bathrooms. I was waiting to use it, the first one to come out was like a shitlib girl who said something to me like "we need to make sure that all the migrants are coming on the train, there were 10 but only 2 of them came with us". The second person to come out was Yachie, she was very friendly and said something like "Yeah these are my bathrooms, if you need to go you should go ahead and use them". In the end because of dream logic I never actually used them and ended up getting back on a train again and zooming forward before waking up
No.146798
>>144791It was AC's cat
No.149147
I was in Brasil and I somehow lost my laptop in a zoo there, then I met Ronald Reagan, he wanted to help me to find it. However, he quickly forgot what he wanted to do and started running around like an idiot flapping his arms and making eagle sounds
No.152644
The same night i did the cosplay i had a dream where i was pretty enough to pass for a girl that i wore the cosplay outside and i was with my dad and someone asked him how i felt about his son dressing as a tranime character and he just looked tired
No.152679
>>152677>>152647this is our fate
No.154337
I died and was inside the grave, then judmeeperent day started and I was resurrected. a lot of people were there and we were waiting for God to start Judging, and I was having a convo with a guy because he was scared he will go to hell and I was like 'broo, dont worry about it, we all going make it'
No.157310
i had a dream that i could lick inside my nostrils
No.158526
I've had a dream that my flag became romanian.
No.160510
I had a dream I was in Japan and each day would go and explore a new area along with my friends who were a japanese little girl in a bowel cut, a Shiba dog and a junior high boy. We would sneak into museums, go into beaches and forests and did also the firework festival, the dream spanned like multiple months but it was speeded up. One time the bowel cut Loli called me and said the Shiba was injured and I went to visit him in the hospital.
No.168417
ugh just had a pedophilic dream, I need a bullet in the head or something
No.174107
In a series of weird dreams, Patchouli and Koakuma wanted to lure me into a trap but I've seen through their scheme so Koa held me down and sat on my face
No.174127
>>174107did you coom your pants
No.174128
>>174127no it was actually kinda scary since they tried to kill me and stuff
No.186089
>>182615i forgot to explain futa pizza was a normal pizza but the cheese and tomato sauce created a picture of a futanari (un)fortunately when i woke up it was only the face. i assumed it was a pizza with lots sauges that were like dicks
No.186227
>>181147First Keeper of the Royal Arch
No.187171
Last night I had a dream in which I gave nicotine gum to like a 9 year old girl and acted as though it was like a hard drug
No.187258
>>187171Surprisingly I think there's a cheerful interpretation of this:
- Nicotine is held to have some effectiveness against the parasites
- Children gravitate towards anything that is taboo
- By getting this girl on the nicotine early and without the harmful side effects of ciggies (smoke inhalation), I inoculate her against the parasites before she even contracts them
In short if my soul ever dies and I go full schizo you might find me giving nicotine gum to young children
No.191030
>>187171this reminds me of that time i went to my younger cousin's birthday party (they really just wanted me to baby sit) and i just got drunk with them looooooool
No.193319
had a dream where byakuren gave me her dirty clothes and I was just lying there under the pile of clothes inhaling her hagsmell
she also encouraged me to wear them
No.200977
had a dream where I cuddled with 4 kitties in bed :3
No.200978
>>200977…kitties of discord variety
No.200979
>>200978something of that sort happened later but let's not talk about it
No.207142
I had a dream last night that it was the zombie apocalypse and I was in a music shop with some other people, it was myself and a white woman and a nigger child but he was aight. Already in the store however was this darkskin thug and immediately he began making problems. The black kid's light skin friend walked in and was also being a piece of shit so I told both of them they had to get out and the thug stood up and began to threaten me, which led to me gutting him in the middle of the music store (self defense, as he was approaching me menacingly). I told the light skin kid he could be next but he agreed to behave so this was my little merry band of men and women until I reached the coast where I met my mom and one of my sisters and after a medical check the coat guard took us and put us on an oil rig they now used as a refugee camp.
This dream also had a B plot where I was a Russian soldier and we were invading some kind of building to smoke out a terrorist but it turned out my CO was working with the terrorist the whole time so I kill him and had to fight my way out of the building through both the terrorists and my old comrades
I've been having a lot of dreams lately
No.207145
>>207142i have racist dreams often too
No.207148
>>207077This dream has many meanings that all reflect deep parts of your inner shadow.
No.207149
>>207142Did you fail to defend someone or something in your life? emotionally too
No.207593
i had a dream this site and the 'net were bought by crypto bros and they were trying to monetize gyates
No.207599
I had a dream where I toasted bread with "maggy" written on it
No.207610
>>207599Ever dreamt about death or the afterlife?
No.207617
>>207610yes I swimmed through an underwater tunnel to afterlife following a big whale then went to hell that was a city with blood red sky and bunch of yakuza guys fighting each other and respawing then I went to heaven (or purgatory?) that was just normal world with commieblocks and stuff then I went to university where the dead were discussing the secrets of the universe but the language sounded like giberrish to me because I was still a mortal
No.207621
>>207619bruh that's my gyater
No.207639
>>207637This means we could make it and collectively pump and dump it like that 11 year old crypto scammer and then use the proceeds to improve the site and such
No.207668
>>207662>Now on the rest, I'd rather not comment.How did the backshots sound in tpg dream, thunderous? drumming?
No.207683
i think i vaguely dreamed of this place a while ago but not any one person
>>207662was this one continuous dream of people or were this each unique to us
No.207713
>>207662That's Aryan
right?
No.208430
>>208427tolerance break dreams be like
No.208436
>>208427>black cat so it must eat fentnot cool, racist
No.208482
I had a bint dream again, this time BUN was talking about poking holes in his dick to make it function
No.208518
>>208506I'm still dreaming, time to jump out of the window and fly around the city
No.208587
>>208585That's actually really sad :(
No.209025
>>209003is this a self own
No.210564
i had a dream that 4chan allowed .swf support so i went on [s4s] to download one but ended up getting a virus which deleted everything from my computer (system files included)
No.211754
I don't remember the specifics of it but I just woke up from possibly the best dream of my life
The world is ecologically wracked but there was no corporate takeover. Humanity simply let the world rot. The whole earth looked like if you were to imagine Cyberpunk 2077 without the future tech or the density of technology. If you're still having trouble, everything is gray and broken down and shitty, and the government doesn't care to fix it. Anyways, the beginning of the dream involves me trying to seek validation from my father and every single time he puts me down in the most soul-crushing way he can think of but I stick with him because I love him - it's not really that I really believed what he had to say but I developed a Stockholm syndrome where it's like "oh he doesn't mean it, he doesn't know what he's saying" etc.
Towards the middle of the dream I grab a gun and take the car and decide I'm gonna strike off and be my own man instead of letting him define me and I don't remember anything about it but I go on this awesome months long journey where by the end of it I'm in a flooded asylum fighting CIA agents because they want to intern me because at this point I'm a threat to the US government.
I have a group of supportive friends who help push me forward on my mission (whatever it is) and everything is cool. By the time I wake up, I had just finished fighting a CIA squad underwater and noticed they were throwing people into the water, alive, in straightjackets so I went up to the dumping area hoping to take sweet violent revenge on the CIA agents doing that, for the memory of these helpless people, but actually the surface of the water ended up being a portal. When I went through it I was in a medieval village type place in an area reminiscent of the Scottish highlands. It was basically one central dirt road with thatched roof houses in rows on either side, and every once in a while, a stampede of wild boars would run down the road and everyone would have to make way.
I didn't get much time to explore this area.
Anyways something else to note was there was a character named The Big (something? It might have been Cheese or Boss or something else) but he looked like the coin nigga from Cryptoland and he was the only place I could buy guns and other black market shit. When I got to the medieval place he was there but in lederhosen so I went and I said "what's up big (whatever his name was)" and he stared at me and then Big anon showed up and very firmly told me lederhosen coin was his brother and to never disrespect his name like that again.
I wonder if this dream means anything but it was awesome to be in, I smoked so many CIA agents and every once in a while my dad would call me very angrily and I would be like "dad… im my own man now… u can't control me…" just like ryan gosling.
No.211759
>>211754Good man you are
