No.49548
From cancuckistan to cuckifornia
No.49549
cuckifornia + touhou fans
No.49551
Killah
No.49552
>>49551ask random people if they like futanari
No.49554
>>49552I was gonna hang up corndog posters advertising bbc but we were warned not to bring adhesives, maybe I could go to a public library in sunny Los Angeles to get them printed
No.49560
Be safe in LA, tons of homeless that will attack you
No.49564
>>49563Addiction put them on the streets
No.49565
>>49564Snorting coke off of bfc?
No.49568
>>49565They've gone where no man has gone before
No.49572
i will post pictures here also
No.49580
>>49579don't use public transport or you will get beat up or have something sprayed on you
No.49584
>>49581did you tell your siblings you were going to touhou fest?
No.49586
>>49584Nope, I explained to my mother that it's related to the fumos
No.49588
>>49586does kaze have black skin
No.49589
>>49588look up Simeon Panda
No.49594
>>49589so you told your mother it was about fumos but you told your siblings nothing?
No.49598
Have fun :)
No.49599
>>49594Yeah but my siblings had a lot of shock and awe that I'm going alone, I would teach my brother about baldcels if he came with me because this place is a convention 100%
No.49601
Oy vey
No.49607
>>49599will you take pictures for us? i'm so lonely
No.49608
are there any doujin porn stands?
No.49610
>>49608Touhoufest is JEW-OWNED
No.49611
>>49608only vanilla kissysissy yurislop
No.49614
>>49613tell me if he is a manlet
No.49622
>>49607There were advertisements for the new chadnic tv show about Knuckles but I didn't take a pic
Also when I said this place is a baldcel convention I meant the airports, I'll report on touhou fan average hair loss and PSL later
No.49624
>>49623So far this place is reaaaally white compared to the Toronto airport and there are actual chads and healthy people here so I'm not the hottest guy for miles anymore and should go back posthaste
But I think when I step outside it'll be fat Latinos only, since I figure travel is too costly
No.49631
>>49628Yeah my mom warned me off from wearing a drawstring bag with our flag on it because I'd be an obvious target of robbery and she is where I get my genius genetics from so it's got to be legitimate
No.49636
>>49623Hmmm…so you`re sayan you attended the touhoufests in the past as one of those costume peoples? :thinking:
No.49652
Tell me how dysgenic the people at touhoufest are
No.49655
uh im going to reitaisai actually
No.49666
>>49655I know where to release sarin now thanks
No.49727
UPDATE I saw 3 fat tall ugly balding white trans folks and I assume they were touhou fans, I will only see the extents of the damage once it starts in an hour
There was a guy with a nitori fumo and he was trucel, his friends weren't trucels tho
Never seen a trans folk before btw thank you for popping my cherry america
No.49733
>>49727average day in cuckifornia
No.49751
>>49750that ran looks like he beats his wife
probably does it in costume as well
No.49760
There's a black bvll carrying around the new patchouli fumo
No.49762
>>49759Kevin really let himself go
No.49766
is half of America Asian or something
No.49768
>>49761Tell me you at least Chadmog half the people there. They look like dios mios
No.49770
>>49759The guy looking at you in the photo lmao
No.49771
Kay there aren't any trannies I think but all of the biofems (which there are a lot of) are nerdy south east Asian girls and not vaguely white latino girls like i was expecting so there's no one here fit to have my children
A guy working here asked if I'm ac and I was like yeah and we spoke for a bit
>>49766It's because westernized asians are like crakkkaz so they are touhou fans
No.49777
>>49772Does the place smell as bad as it looks?
No.49780
>>49762>>49770>>49779proof that you have less chance of being judged in a nightclub than on otaku convention
No.49782
>>49780the asian guy in the center of that pic is jawmogging though
No.49799
>>49772That girl looks kinda cute tbh
No.49801
>>49780I don't think that guy or anybody there is actually that ugly I just thought it was funny because they look similar
No.49802
are you going to watch the A-ONE performance?
No.49804
>>49799she looks like she would be a good wife
No.49805
>>49771How did he recognize you
No.49808
>>49807bro reitaisai is on the 3rd
you fucked up
No.49809
>>49771I saw muscles on meiling and got excited then saw man then I got sad
No.49811
What are people posting pics of?
No.49814
Wait wtf you want me to go to commiefornia? Fuck that I'm going to Japan for a month.
No.49823
>>49761I hope she stays true to the lore by being an actual hagbaba irl
No.49828
>>49805I told him I'm in a tank top offhand and it allowed him to catch me
>>49799She lifted her leg all the way, total slut
No.49833
Also the turnout was 50% larger than last year so it will continue
No.49835
Also there was a fucking disgusting guy with huge mantits and he had the bernkastel and lambadelta fumos hanging out of his pockets
No.49839
>>49835how many fats are there compared to normals?
No.49841
>>49839Fats are more common inside of touhoufest than outside but LA is much much skinnier than I expected
This byakuren was at the food truck
>>49780If everyone here were an unwashed trucel or trans folk it would infringe on my pride and this is totally normal ok so shut up
No.49852
>>49834thats actually youmu
No.49855
>>49829>pic1 Dis nigga confused 2heartfest with 2houfest lamaooooooo
No.49856
>>49830>dat TAZ83holy mother of A(r)yan SOVL
No.49862
There's an unbelievably chubby urumi cosplayer with her gut out
>>49854Next year
No.49863
>>49862Who will you cosplay as?
No.49868
I got acrylic stands of touhou characters but I discovered they're reversible and have visible panties on the other side which is nadir af because my decorations should not have lewd content
>>49863Tenshi because she has masc energies like reimu and mokou without being insanaely common
No.49871
>>49759I wound up talking to the guy on the left and he was a poltard telling me about cashless society and the gubbermint n shit
No.49873
There was also this disgusting af neckbeard guy wearing sneed 4chan meme hat
No.49874
>>49873have you spotted any jakkers
No.49875
>>49874There's too many black kings here so they turned tail
No.49876
>touhoufest
Reddit neckbeard cattle gathering. Imagine the smell
No.49881
>>49852There was this adorable 4'11 youmu cosplayer and I was like, "this is happening, this is it, she's gonna be my gf" but they finally turned around and it was just a super short ugly skinny guy
No.49884
>>49868how much did these cost
No.49887
Also i almost forgot there was a tall tranny wearing a blue archive hoodie, I know cuz i watched the blue archive lore summary video
>>4988425 each and because i spent 50 total i got free bonuses like a random button (landed on kaguya) and water tattoos (the sanae thing)
No.49889
>>49868this sanae picture is awesome
No.49890
>>49887thats so expensive…
if you saved that money for a japan trip you could have bought 10 of those
No.49903
>>49901I wasn't the one who called her a 'total slut'…
No.49904
>>49828invite her for drinks tn
No.49912
>>49904I think the event is too abnormie so I didn't see anyone mingling
Also the kaguya cosplayer I wanted to kidnap did not so much as glance in my direction
No.49914
>>49912Is there a park? Post an image of you touching grass to prove your a god amongst men
No.49918
Go eat at the tokyo central just north east from there in Gardena.
Probably the best place around there.
No.49926
>>49912real alphamales don't need IOI's to approach
No.49931
>>49928the oldcel gets the girl
No.49933
>>49932>>49930invite them to your hotel party
No.49934
>>49933You have no idea how much of a fraud I am, anyways I came here looking for the kaguya cosplayer I saw hours ago and she wasn't there, so it was a failure even if murasa was a baddie
No.49935
Ok I found an actual chad and he's holding a junko fumo
No.49936
>>49935you need to mog him with your charisma and personality! this is your chance to prove the blackpillers of this board wrong
No.49942
>>49941where r the dakis?
No.49951
>>49941post a picture of your arm
No.49964
>>49956I wasn't in this line, I told a Japanese friend about two soundholic musicians being here and he was pretty staggered
No.49969
>>49941Epic
>>49965Ask her for an impossible task
No.49978
>>49854this is a good way to make your parents stop asking why you have no gf
No.50014
>>49978
Wow, you are very scholarly and have lots of experience
No.50029
>>50014tell your parents about blackpill ideology
No.50037
>>50036Oh my sprokey this one is upside down instead of sideways
No.50038
UPDATE zun lost
No.50040
>>50038
its over
No.50045
suwako won the second wrestling match
No.50061
>>50059Yeah we were just laughing at a trucel speaker for pronouncing it as "toe who"
There's two twpchivecels today
No.50062
Trucel didn't lock the bathroom
No.50067
>>50064Hey man I only call them trucels because they're making a conscious decision to be that way
No.50073
hoping you guys had a good time at a hotel party with some bitches last night
No.50076
>>49969Shit, this you?
(She's black)
No.50078
>>50077Women (big letter on purpose) are going out and participating in their hobbies while moids goon in their basements and donate to onlyfans
No.50079
>>50078Yikemoidscrotenasties are a gigantic percentage of this population
No.50081
>>50078What's wrong with gooning in your basement
No.50091
>>50057what a bvll
no wonder iramqi can slay anyone in one strike
No.50098
>>50095its california you are forced to drive 40 minutes to a grocery store
No.50100
>>50098This rich neighborhood quite walkable
>>50099Meant to add that he's playing immortal smoke atm because the most common cosplay is mokky
No.50101
>>50095you could have just said “too many pale people”
>Why are so many people out of shape?likely a lack of motivation
No.50102
>>50101the colleges and universities teach them about fat acceptance
No.50103
>>50076>low bmi from having a hateful georgecel mindset>prolly small hands>blackcould be me actually
No.50104
>>50099the goverment should force ivf and a 90/10 sex ratio so everyone can have a harem
No.50114
>>50077Wtf I love 3dpds now
No.50120
Security guy with large nue fumo + thick inusakuya cosplayer (too fat in the face doe)
Ranni fumo is here
>>50095This is "fat" according to eurocucks?? Bruh.
No.50121
>>50120These uploaded in the wrong order
Also this is my princess standing in front of barbarian hordes that I have subjugated for her
No.50123
>>50121remi butt plug tail
No.50125
>>50123I think I've seen that cosplayer on Twitter and she's nadir
No.50131
>>50121niggas will talk about subjugating barbarian hordes instead of actually talking to the girl
No.50133
>>50131One you have to actually invest in the other you can invest the bare minimum and they are happy
No.50136
>>50131stalking mogs and I haven't talked to a girl in 5yrs
No.50137
gojo yorihime meme in the ssib mythology presentation :o
No.50155
>>50136tell hommmber to run daygame
No.50162
>>50157ive been burned like that before
sorry buddy i shouldve warned you
No.50164
>>50159I'm not very pissed off because I was looking for short and easily manipulated cosplayer girls, so I considered this one off the table due to being my height… which was a red flag
No.50165
>>50157yaoi is high test
think about it
it even turns girls into men
No.50174
>>50164from irl observations slayers just hit the best looking girl even if they're "out of their league" how Americans call it
No.50175
>>50174Actual con game:
Invite chubby/socially awkward girls to hotel Along with a few guys to make it not look sus
Get everyone to drink
She has beer goggles and you have confidence to ask her out
Everyone there is fucking these cosplayer chicks because they're all whores with no self worth. AC is just a beta who makes excuses smh
No.50176
>>50157Bro really be into traps now and gonna say it's high test to dominate another man
No.50177
>>50175there's sex on normal tranime cons but I don't think anyone except transbians is fucking on touhou con since it's more autistic
No.50178
>>50170If I'm outside of the hotel my flag goes back
>>50175 this nigga was on the nose
>>50177 No.50179
>>50157Daaaaaawwwg that's horrifying
No.50189
>>50180reminds me to get the whale template to try and get a girl to draw it at the maid cafe later
No.50205
>>50204Btw if it doesnt work for her send her to me.
No.50211
>>50207I think its tasteful in this case since there isn't any sort of dirty undertone and it's just displaying the form for what it is
No.50215
>>50205This girl's fat distribution was completely dismal, I figure because autistic people are higher T it has created this problem, huge shame
No.50218
were there any sukusuku hakutakus there
No.50221
>>50218There was a really old latino guy walking around the hotel with green keine yukari whale, I figured he was carrying it for his child somewhere, other than that I saw whale here and there
There was an obese trucel with green keine yukari whale badge on his hat I think, I wasn't too embarrassed
No.50263
>>49927Addendum 1: The guy on the left said he's trans and non-binary and I went "heh" on reflex but everyone was so autistic that nobody turned around to give me glares like normal people would
>>49862Addendum 2: this was the aya cosplayer, I only posted this to show the urumi bbw, the aya's body is incredibly disappointing but her personality was amazing and I would fall for her if we were colleagues
>>50060Addendum 3: the bbc guy in staff told me he has a friend at 'fest cosplaying yukari who is from /v/ and hates gyate booru, bantculture and "whale", when i was informed of his existence I said mentally "I'm gonna find this guy and he's gonna be 5'2" but he smashed expectations downwards, very small asian deepcel, he was vibing like a beast at tamusic necrofantasia tho
>>50099Behind me during the TAMUSIC performance when he was taking requests there were 3 abyssal completecels who said "what if we asked him to play fake red heels from umineko, heh!" and then I said "it's fake red shoes" and they were like "WOW!". There was also a crowd further back asking him to play junko's theme by shouting "JUNK-O" and i was so tired of walfas retards (the 95%) that I started shouting back "IT'S JUN-KO, IT'S JUN-KO" until they understood
>>50180American bathrooms smell so bad that I almost lost whale burger, but once I realized what was happening I was really deep in the bathroom and had to devise a plan to keep my gut down
kay I'm gonna fly back in a bit, touhoufest is kyogre, 8.8/10 needed german koishi and Girls I can predate on
No.50283
>>50171his plane might've crashed or something im so worried
No.50284
>>50263>and I would fall for her if we were colleagues You should not fall in love with an american dog
No.50288
>>50176it is high test to dominate another man doever. samurais did it all the time
not saying whether it is wrong or right but even high test animals do it to other male animals. i have two male cats that do it all the time.
No.50293
>>50157you can make an educated guess by the mask, his hands and neck
No.50297
>>50273every conversation since I left the plane went really well so 0/10, even with non touhou normals, no looksmaxxing came up doe, I only saw an asian on my first flight looking at looksmaxx stuff
I think I'm only a touhou incel gooner because canadian people are dogshit, but being a weirdo is much better, so this outcome was for the best
>>50283We're going to collide with dark dragon ball full power super saiyan 4 time breaker broly
>>50284I went to a jap supermarket an hour ago and there were tons of hot Japanese girls there so it makes up for previous issues here a little, there was a pack of touhou fans too
>>50289Umm autists are also higher metabolism
>>50293I thought the mask and nonverbal part were because it's a chink and that's so common in Toronto, if I were trying to bag them and not stalk them I would've caught on fast though, I don't blame myself, also this incident was based
No.50308
>>50297how are the prices of food and other things in Cali?
No.50309
>>50297>I think I'm only a touhou incel gooner because canadian people are dogshit, but being a weirdo is much better, so this outcome was for the bestNo, your majesty, Canadians are really cool. If only you went to rw meetups and such
No.50311
>>50308Considered expensive by the locals but the prices were great from my pov, the whale burger was only so expensive due to the Champaign
>>50309I wouldn't have much to talk about with them and I truly think everyone cool should be emigrating
No.50316
>>50311Holy frick is Toronto really that expensive
No.50318
>>50311>I truly think everyone cool should be emigratingI truly think Canada is the highest cause that exists, and sacrificing everything for it is the greatest pleasure in life
No.50319
>>50316Yeah it used to be nazi to point out what was happening but it got so severe during kraine that the NWO conditioning collapsed and everyone under 30 agrees that the country is finished, my mother is in the government but wants to give up and join me sometime
No.50320
>>50319are there really Indians everywhere
No.50321
>>50316Also I don't live in Toronto but it's called into all of my comparisons because LA is also a big city, 2yrs ago I got edgy and tried moving out to the cheapest part of Toronto, but the rent was equally high to that of Torrence, and a trusted friend warned me it was actually quite dangerous
>>50318We increasingly don't live in that kind of world
No.50322
>>50319The entire British crown is being punished and America shall be spared…
No.50323
>>50320The issue I'm talking about is expenses and negative financial mobility but that's…like 65% true, this issue is that the immigration is so aggressive that there are language barriers and refusal to learn english, it's an embarrassment and damaging to society, while in the usa everyone is on the same page in most cases, my mother said the same about nyc and I experienced the same in la
The issues are related because the Indians are to keep the economy on life support while craKKKaz are locked in twp cage and none of this is reversible, sometimes I don't see nonwhites for a while
No.50326
>>50323your tax dollars are being spent for hormones and immigrants
No.50332
>>50324>there's no where left to gochina, eastern europe, russia, kazakhstan, argentina
No.50335
>>50331I'm pure of intentions and not reprobate so it's not that bad, like how goku could ride the nimbus but not keklin
>>50330this is homicide and not medicine
>>50332I prefer my own culture (american) heavily
No.50340
>>50335how white is LA (including asians)
No.50341
>>50340LA county is hyper massive, I walked 6 miles trying to find a 24/7 store for coke this morning and never left torrence, which is an extremely safe city, a driver told me LA county contains 26 cities
Torrence was maybe 40% white but the Japanese community being so large was cool
No.50343
>>50341according to wikipedia torrance is 40% non spic white and 34% asian
No.50346
>>50344I'm honestly so sick of Mexicans who fucking refuse to learn english
No.50347
>>50331Hi
>>50332I would probably rather grate my skin and use it to make a quesadilla than to live in any of those countries except maybe Argentina
No.50349
>>50344My second driver was a black kween and she told me la is quite safe, even compton, but not long beach
Also the nonwhite folks in torrence were all english speakers and cool so who cares
>>50346I figured it's an issue in the usa for sure but the population of canada is 1/10th of the US so the language barrier headaches are far more real and inescapable
>>50347Real
No.50350
>>50347argentina is probably the worst of those though
No.50352
>>50350The usd gets you the most, it's more americanized and it has Italian populations
No.50353
>>50350Na nigga China is by far the worst and also I could probably pretty easily adapt my rusty Spanish to communicate with them
No.50355
>>50351
Are you actually black
No.50356
>>50353when i said china i was thinking more the civilized portions like hong kong and taiwan
No.50372
>>50355i would love to see more blacks here actually
No.50375
>>50372I meant like "hmm this nigga has been making jokes about being black for a while now so what if it's actually real?"
No.50391
>>50341go to any round one arcade here and youll be surrounded by asians
>>50349i grew up in boyle heights and well as long as you keep your head down yeah its relatively safe i guess, i mean you still dont wanna be out by your self in the middle of the night, the popo(police) are everywhere, now whether or not that actually makes you feel safe is another topic but as long as youre not black youll be fine haha
>>50346>>50349yes that is annoying alot for me too because i got to be translating for niggas and its like if youre gonna be here you at least gotta learn some english dude, though where i live now there isnt a lot of spics, well relatively speaking
No.50407
I was humiliated to return here
Also there was a girl wearing a kaguya colour pallete outfit in the Toronto airport and I started hallucinating kaguya cosplayers after seeing her
No.50414
>>50407you never forget your first tr00n that you thought was a woman
No.50417
>>49547bruh why you flying so close to the world trade center keep yer hands on wheel bruh
istg these pilots from fuckin ohio bruhhhhh 💀💀💀💀💀
No.50428
>>50357You might think that you point at some contradiction but in fact you poopiehead pointed out an obvious truth. Formosa is literally China just not Mainland.
>But I ment Taiwan le not CCPkys racist capitalist fascist PoS
No.50445
>>50428Mainland China le bad because they've been copying the worst aspects of American city planning for some 40 so years like having 50 lain highways that split their cities in half and virtually no way for pedestrians to cross them, the only reason Mainlanders make due with them is because they didn't copy our retarded zoning laws as well. Mainland Chinese cities are just soulless seas of skyscrappers and strode death traps.
Macau is China's version of Las Vegas on an island ran by the Triad or something that's all I know, from what I understand they're still beholden to the CCP of course but not nearly as much since they've got a lot of blackmail on a lot of politicians with the whole being a city of sin as well as a surveillance state thing.
Taiwan has more sensible soulful cities that aren't strictly planned by a few corrupt party members and borrow more from their neighbors like Japan and Malaysia.
>Formosa is literally China just not Mainland.They're an ethnically homogeneous Han Chinese province/'nation?' who certainly do have a lot in common with the mainland minus the whole recovering from decades of Maoist retardation of course. So what? The US borrowed from and has plenty in common with the modern day UK, that certainly doesn't mean I wanna be governed by the UK parliament, the royal family, or the bankers who really run the show in the City of London within the kingdom of London.
Also from what I understand Taiwan's version of Native Americans are butthurt about not being legally allowed to play with their old muskets because one of the things both Taiwan's ROC and the Mainlands CCP have in common is having very strict retarded gun laws.
No.50446
>body was to longOkay
>>50095I try my hardest to avoid corn syrup and hydrogenated seed oils but it's tedious to say the least since that's like 90% of the food we produce here. Also many Americans lack exercise because of two factors, cubical culture of sitting on your ass all day at work and then spending the rest of your day sitting your ass on a car seat because we our leaders begging with FDR intentionally made our cities and towns absolutely shit and death trap to navigate on foot. Why? Because car companies wanted to sell more cars and they lobbies whole communities to be bulldozed to achieve this. That's why gym memberships are so popular here in the States and Canada too, not just for body builders but because of where people live that may literally be the only means someone has of walking a mile or two a day via a treadmill without having to cross a 30 lane road filled with semi trucks that will turn them into paste. You have no idea how shitty it is until you've experienced it yourself or if your an American who grows up being decentralized to it that the only way you realize how bad it is - is because you visited a country that by comparison has sensible infrastructure so that wouldn't apply to Mainland China or Dubai since they also suffer from a similar form of retardation were bigger is supposedly better even doe it doesn't actually benefit actual humans.
No.50447
>>49547Also this,
>>49556If your gonna travel to cons you are required to print this out to spread word of phant kulture to the masses.
No.50448
>>50447Do we need that doe
No.50450
>>49868Post flippered version please?
No.50452
)my decorations should not have lewd content because my heckin pure aryanhous are pure and innocent and aryan unlike all women but they're not like the rest of them I swear I believe so
No.50496
>>50452I'm a pretty complicated guy
No.50499
>>50447Next year, I know the layout now and can be more sneaky
No.50500
>>50450This might work
>>50414>>50427It's because I'm a touhou fan and following around something that accurate and attractive for 2 days has an effect on the mind, also I was on a kaguya stint for a month or so beforehand so my interest being involved in catastrophe is fairly annoying
No.50502
Also immediately after the kaguy incident there was an asian kogasa cosplayer at the closing ceremony in sandals, her face was mediocre but her dress was fairly short and I got to stare at feet for a long time
This rin cosplayer was goated but I realize now she has no tails
>>50433This is a bant culture explosion
No.50571
>>50500>This might work Neat thx
>>50453Cirno in a box
No.50577
>>50428Taiwan is more culturally Japanese than Chinese
No.50584
>>50502Zamn orin got cake
No.50738
http://www.2chan.net/55/res/17006674.htm'Fest photo but they're not talking about westerners or anything
No.50990
what was the average foid age
the only ones who know about touhou here are high schoolers with quirky colored hair
No.51012
>>50983Fuck……..
>>50990Early 20s/late teens with autism like everyone else
I think I'm sleeping on a 'kasa cosplayer being the most attractive but didn't take note of her since SEA
No.51037
>>50455You need more zinc and magnesium in your diet.
>>51012TFW no quirky autistic SEA monkey GF.
No.51048
>>51012
Dat Murasa cosplayer looked cutest imo but maybe she should take it easy on the CAPTAIN Crunch
No.51070
>>50263https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/674852680/#674861167yukari midget toss
>>51048she went as kaguya on the final day but she was a bit too fat in the face, her murasa cosplay had the big jacket elsewhere too, but I didn't see the anchor
I think I saw her as the most stacy person there, so I didn't see her as an option in my head and gushed over her proportionally little here
No.51700
>>51347AC failed to drunkrapemaxxx japan otaku style one of these fat girls(i have a boyfriend that i met on reddit)
What a fraud!!!!
No.51706
>>51347This is endearing though
No.52935
>>50060>>50263>hates gyate booru, bantculture and "whale"Nah, he just ribbed /v/hu a bit hard sometimes
I'm here now, aren't I? No hate at all
>he was vibing like a beast at tamusic necrofantasia thoThanks! You should have said hi or something, would have been cool to meet you
No.52937
^ j*rtyCVCK
No.52940
>>52937I'm too autistic to be from the j*rty
No.52942
>>51070>yukari midget tossHad to cover my tracks
It really was a great experience, though
No.52943
>>52940>knowing soilingoI'll see you soon
No.52944
>>52943I'm just a lurker, don't mind me
I just felt bad because I don't hate bantculture at all, I think it's great
So I had to post something
No.52952
>>52944I'll make up for my colourful language next year
A lot more drones are gonna be there unless this place and co. go under
No.52953
>>52952>I'll make up for my colourful language next yearNo you're 100% good
Our mutual friend explained the situation and I really don't mind, plus I am actually short lol, I'm 5'7"
>A lot more drones are gonna be there unless this place and co. go underI hope this place lives forever
No.53871
Hm, perhaps I shall go next year or the year after that
No.53932
New toss is up… they filmed this in a way to make it look as fat and trucel as possible, fuck
The masked tranny looking folk at the start isn't actually a tranny, I had to leave this note to protect my dignity
I didn't appear in here and can't check myself out but
>>52944 is simply stunning
The kogasa feet cosplayer is at 2:07 and the camera is aimed at kaguy at 3:02 because he was the most beautiful LOL!!!!
anyways killdozer explained that if aya simply lost 100lbs she would be a stacy
I was shown some complaints that the staff retweet loli and the event creator ignores it but I haven't excavated twitter for touhoufest stuff yet even though it's been 2wks because I had my fill by being there I guess
No.53933
>>53932Wtf 100 is too much… if she lost maybe 20 she'd be perfect
No.53935
>>53932Omg that chubby bun
No.59350
>>53932reitaisai was way better than this there's no comparison
No.59355
>>59350It's a little arrogant to imagine anyone had those expectations
No.59370
>>59355should've gone to japan lmao owned
No.59392
>>59384just go next year lol
No.59762
>>59350isn't it only 1 day though?
No.68874
>>597622 but there were probably people around on the Friday so 2.1
No.69038
>>68874no i was asking about reitaisai
No.79254
Die
No.86979
>>50095Thank you this actually inspired me to get off my ass and do something about my Stummy. Thanks mate :)
No.94082
gualla
No.100245
up
No.100247
How many of us are going to touhoufest 2025
No.100286
>>100284real otaku right here
No.100287
>>100247There's only like a 30% chance for me
>>100284Bro just walk
No.100293
>>100291Sure but you're only allowed to answer that way because I'm not going to be there
No.100294
How many of us are going to eu touhoufest 2026
No.100297
>>100293and thats only the people going there
the natives to that shithole are far worse
city reeks of piss, full of drug ridden subhumans, grafftii on every fucking wall rock tree cops and niggers shooting every fucking day
god i hate that place
No.100299
>>100294GERMAN TRANNY WILL GET PUSSY AND ABANDON US LOL!!!!
No.100302
>>100299I feel like he wouldn't want to hang out with smelly nerds because it would decrease his social status which means lower sexual desirability
No.100303
>>100301keyed reverse-psychology demoralizing so he can prove you wrong
No.100305
>>100304This is a plot twist if true
No.100306
>>100302>I feel like he wouldn't want to hang out with smelly nerds because it would decrease his social status which means lower sexual desirabilityI'm saying it'll happen soon but I was being hyperbolic of the worst case scenario to cushion the impact of whatever comes true
No.100327
>>100247>>100294no tengo lana hermanitos
No.100329
>>100327I will buy everyone tickets
No.100597
>>100580Bro I'm an autistic weirdo
Also no hot girls and I wasn't in cosplay which would make it more natural 😭
No.100618
>>100597>no hot girlsyou lack body-positive mindset
No.100621
>>100620A person invited me there but I didn't go since I don't have a cosplay yet
No.100625
>>100623He has a BBC
>>100624I'll probably pull up for that other friend
No.107830
Damn
No.120399
touhou
No.123299
>>123180i only ordered one thing off aliexpress and it was the wrong cable so i never used them ever again
No.124170
>>123180i only ordered one thing off aliexpress and it was suwako cosplay
No.125235
bbws thread died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWCnA-EJAd0&t=799sthis obese raiko eating food is funny lole
https://youtu.be/rWCnA-EJAd0?si=4h8GO36glNarLJty&t=1350damn that chick is pretty cute fr, wonder why I didn't run into her
No.125236
>>125235she was avoiding you like the plauge
source: it was me
No.125399
>>125236He tries to hide the fact that the kaguy was actually him
No.132847
>>132845Odd that when I saw this thread being bumped I thought telling acoot to film himself fucking a tranny in the nue costume
No.140884
man i cant wait for the AC nuenis arc
No.140886
>>140884Cobson birthing and breastfeeding gifs will groom a/c into liking nuenis
No.140887
>>140886he likes boy nue he's just not into futas since they're demonic
No.140905
>>132845don't add boobs
she fine
No.151082
a
No.155374
>>155373please tell me you'll only put it on at the con and won't show yourself in public
No.155375
>>155373Imagine the smell
No.155376
>>155375touhoufest must smell foul considering autistic folx often don't shower and don't notice their body odor
No.155379
>>155376Unfortunately, autistic folx don't go to fests, it's all normalfags who do cosplay for the memes and they never played the games. This reminds me I hate east Asians who live on the north American continent.
No.155381
>>155374People walk from the hotel to the convention in costume of course, I'm getting an inn instead since I was 50/50 and the hotel sold out almost 2 weeks ago
There was a cosplayer in the 7/11 next to the convention getting a snack lole
>>155375Thx
>>155376A youtuber said the rave smelled way too much like body odor but I didn't experience that, I only stayed for like 40% of the rave total though
No.155383
>>155382Touhoufest is probably closer to bronycon than to anime conventions when it comes to demographics
No.155402
some1 make a thread about touhoufest on incels.is or looksmax and explain how all the guys are ugly and autistic so it's easy to score there
No.155408
>>155384literally whomst've
No.155412
>>155406this is also true
No.155413
>>155403check if kaguy has male or female underwear if you meet him pls
No.155417
>>155406das exactly wut I thought yk
No.155420
>>155415I will gather evidence to debunk this one day
but this day… is not today
No.155432
>>155428it was male asshole
No.155433
>>155431Thats horrible, thank you for saving the thread
No.155443
>>155442I have to buy condoms
No.155562
Touhoufest and other conventions make me proud not to be a U.S. citizen
No.155658
>>155447i would bet a million dollars this goes on during touhoufest between the attendees
No.155666
>>155658Thats like betting on if the sky is blue
No.155706
festive bump
No.155948
>>155947i thought bru aka died already desu
No.156019
>>156018based, we will all discover the world of sukus
No.156035
>>156021Polish pills would never…
No.156038
>>156021holy shit, Donald TRVTH looks like THAT???
No.156536
>>156532you know… clown shoes would look good with dis
No.156543
>>156532You should blog NOW.
No.156546
>>156532You are beautiful and valid
No.156568
>>156552Fake Mokou, no big ofuda ribbon which acts like a hat for her on the photo
No.156578
>>156552thats what i said, its not really gay if its pants, even if its crossplaying its too tomboyish to be gay
No.156613
>>156568Ribbon is there to contain Smoko's futa powers, kind of like EX-Rumias deal
No.158150
>>158148im not going to buy a pass im just going to work my way around…
i got volunteer status previously to be a door man and throw out squatters and it let me find all the weak points
No.158157
>>158156bro is afraid of being raped, fake gangsta
… wanksta…
No.158160
>>158157Bros afraid of being gooned to
No.158162
>>156532join them wearing that
No.158166
>>158164Bro doesnt wanna start the onlyfans arc
No.158179
cheyedbomba
I have to choose between looking at the code geass one or the ben 10 one and the latter sounds vaguely interesting though
>>158178Uh oh
No.158183
>>158182This is the photoshoots document with the name + organizer +time
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QtAMZCdYbns2w23pkNOLgeK_0Ti4x79CkNENYr01EbA/htmlviewThere's also some doll exhibition listed on the site and I should defs go to that
No.158185
>>158180tcc south building has all the people selling stuff in a big warehouse
you need a pass to get in and im not planning on buying a pass, i will just go between the delta and tcc to harass girls. the sheraton across the highway bridge has stuff going on too but its a bit out of the way.
found my old sheriff's star
No.158207
>>158189saturday is the biggest day by far, attending just on saturday is normal. friday doesnt have much and it looks like it will rain too.
tl;dr i basically have no plan because i go by myself, but
i am probably going saturday morning and staying until show is over sunday, but i kind of have fuck all to do lately so i might go friday unless i cant resist to get drunk in front of my computer screen, and i might leave early too because i randomly get the blues when im in the city with no woman
the food is tourist trap bullshit
No.158208
>>158179Rather choose code gayass because animay is more epic
No.158334
>>158332/jp/sies would be fuming
No.158358
>>158333This only works for yukari and komachi cosplay doe
No.158361
>>158333this is unremarkable at anime conventions actually
the average person at conventions are some rainbow flag with mild physical health issues despite being in their 20's
No.158391
>>158361having mental problems is trvtakv kultur
No.158468
>>158467this means they're true touhou fans instead of attention starved egirls
No.158469
>>158468Hmmm, that's a good way to look at it, but if they were true touhou fans there would've been all men on that stage
No.158811
>>158725The two front teeth are yellow/orange, you can do better, king
No.158821
>>158811shes really talented at cosplay
but i know what you mean
btw i drove like a menace so im here already
No.158834
>>158832This angle is so funny
No.158837
>>158832im going to trigger photoshoot for 12 if you want to link up
tcc north
im wearing cowboy clothes and touhou items
No.158838
Yo there's aya kigurumi here I'm still in the car doe
>>158837Maybe, I figured you'd just find me in the wild
No.158845
>>158841that's because women's bathrooms at cons are super dirty
No.158858
>>158852This reminds me JJK seems to be very popular with zoomettes. I saw a girl with a Gojo backpack in the bus some months ago and I was like
No.158863
While you niggaz go to troonhou and get niggeraids Im gonna be with all my kangz at Zilele Comunei Băbiciu. Dont worry Ill post pics for u
No.158866
>>158864does he like futa
No.158868
>>158867most female touhou fans are lesbians
they are not interested in dirty moids unless they can sell them drugs
No.158870
>>158868Once the cosplay is on, we are all girls
No.158874
>>158868its not like that
i really had a good feeling about a secondary girl who called me out for reimu and marisa hat, she was with her mom which is actually mu favourite kind of girl
after she said goodbye i felt cold all over
pic unrelated, i tried talking to mako a lot but it was frigid
No.158875
going to jojo shoot next
No.158885
>>158867>>158874i think these cosplay things work like dating apps, as in theyre there for the attention and to show off
>she was with her mom which is actually mu favourite kind of girltouhou groomers…………………………..
No.158896
>>158891I dont look like this
No.158946
>>158934I just ran you and her over with my car
No.158958
>>158939fuuuuuuuu i just sat down
im planning on sleeping in my car so im staying entire night
No.158962
>>158961Canada is in America though???
No.158966
>>158939if you tell me where u r and wait 10 m ill find u.
No.158977
>>158955Ben Garrison posts on bantculture? holy sprokes
No.158980
>>158978Kinda makes me want to go to a convention to see if any cosplay girls give me ioi since last time i went i was super fat and acne ridden. Could just be the cowboy cosplay tho
>>158979It's funny and true however
No.158982
>>158981> if I went in normal clothing I would’ve been grabby I guessYeah……
I get the pain tho cause I was brutally mogged by the slovene gigachad
No.158984
where tf r u
No.159003
>>159000stink bombs needed
No.159007
>>159005im at delta charging phone. the lamp chargers are my strat.
No.159009
>>159008honestly i think the good looking girl density is very low everywhere outside of rural, but rural population is so small that you get exactly one girl per square ten kilometer
No.159016
>>159013where are you
if i see message i will ackwoledge and literally run to you
No.159017
>>159016We're in the merchandise hall looking for poohu stuff
Gonna buy a dbz blanket
I'll try and wait with my pal
No.159018
>>159017i have no pass \ cant get in
No.159019
>>159018Noted
Sounds like you should pick the spot
No.159021
>>159019im at delta hotel lobby but i can walk to rave cage to meet you half way. i will be on the outside of it. tell me when you exoect to be there.
No.159025
>>159024P#BLMbros….are we getting cucked?
No.159029
>>159019i will meet you at rave cageeeee if you ackowlegdgeeee
No.159031
>>159021We don't know what that is and my phone is gon die again
I think the dream is dead
No.159033
>>159029The rave is outside right
I'll do my best
>>159024 No.159048
>>158843we are not boutta dis sf6 life tho brotha
No.159049
>>158883Insanae testosterone levels from this guy
No.159051
>>158972I called that just from seeing his eye picture
No.159053
>>159031when you said its over i just went to nap in my car.
btw the lamp chargers are the goat.
No.159066
>>159064Wow lole
It's five bucks, are you gonna leave it in the same spot or do you have a different plan
No.159073
Mima 2hu appeared on YouTube for a split second in their presentation rn because of an autoplayed vid and we're gonna say goodbye in 20 minutes I less
Canadian Mima found us after the sonic shadow pic and we got overpriced food and got to hang out for an hour maybe
>>159071No one would press charges against this ass if I lost 30lbs
No.159075
>>159064do a cum tribute
>>159067who did he play doe
No.159081
>>159080🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
No.159123
>>159025Its well known trans folk are more hypergamous than cis foids smh….
>>159062AAAAAAAAH OMGGGG!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE GUY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!
No.159127
>>159123these girls are 10 foot tall…
No.159136
>>159085how is it possible to do this after a con day
my knees are exploding
No.159137
>>159136obese amerimutt award
No.159138
>>159137im 182cm 74kg(actually probably lost 2-3 kg from the con)
also my flags dropped for some reason
No.159183
>>159180its not easy, its really hard
for me at least
my CHR is low but i have decent looks, but im getting older
No.159184
>>159182no can do bro
she got me this one of a kind patchouli locket while she is cosplaying patchouli today
i want to kiss her so bad
she is planning a mamizou for next project
No.159199
>>159198of course i like u bro
i saw a really good suigintou cos and thought of you
no photo thoughbeit
No.159200
>>159197>this is why turkiye spams ur ugly mug and no 1 cares lolWhy would anyone care to begin with?
>>159198You have a good heart…but idk cant with trans you know…not enough touhou games played….
No.159204
>>159062brutal height mog
No.159227
>>159138Huh Im 181cm and 124kg and I totally understand you because my knees are killing me even if I make a single crouch
No.159228
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>>159227>181cm and 124kgBruh
No.159230
>>159228morbidly a beast you mean
No.159237
>>159227omg I'll get free 50k usd
No.159251
>>159225only cosplayer who refused pic with me
they were busy and moving fast but still
No.159259
>>159249I would never want to damage my nice skin
No.159261
>>159251this is not touhou, there is no knights in touhou. Unless it's koishi and satori. Or satono and mai.
No.159266
>>159227Based, otaku starts at 30BMI
No.159267
>>159258
I dislike makeup because it makes me feel fake.
Also, i have gained like 30 lbs since i started on hrt 2 years ago which has feminized me quite a fair bit but i still look like a boy and my mom says people stare at me in public
Anglefrauding is just.. lol
No.159268
>>159261when I was daydreaming about living in gensokyo 24/7 I imagined myself as a knight during danmaku battles
No.159269
>>159267I guess we might have different views on aesthetics. For me its soley for attracting members of the opposite sex for fun times, but maybe you see it differently. Every chick angle frauds so making urself feel like shit because they look better than you for doing something you refuse to do is just dumb.
>i still look like a boy and my mom says people stare at meDo you notice people staring at u in public? Your mom is probably just trying to make you feel like shit so you detransition. You should keep in mind that white suburbanites are demons who value conformity over their love for their children
No.159274
>>159269I don't ever notice it but my mom says she notices
She is transphobic and always harasses me for being trans, shes a conservatard, my dad doesn't really care.
No.159275
>>159274she is afraid you will take him from her
No.159278
>>159275My OTOKONOKO Daughter Stole Dad With Her Femme Fatale Charms — Now Mom’s Plotting Revenge in the Sequel! NTR-787
No.159280
>>159275new greentex't
>>159279Glad to have you back buddy
No.159281
>>159279These jokes are funny as long I don't have to see phallus, now it's unfunny
No.159285
There are identifiable posters here rn and it got pigged so quick, I am very close to discovering who's the janny.
No.159290
>>159286>>159287zbigniew kucharski jr
No.159298
>>159285Nevermind, it's a*
No.159299
>>159298yeah it's me sorry I just try to delete it as quick as possible so the Allah wont notice
No.159305
>>159278Wait… I know this doujinshi!
No.159306
>>159261konngara
yumeko
get btfo secondary
No.159356
>>159354Dark triad Chad, get off this site
No.159357
>>159354yeah idk man you look fine but you aint tom cruise. It's rough. Youre still chad in the touhou communtiy <3
>>159355>>159356>Every mid white guy is chadHello asian women
No.159365
>>159364should i post my pic
No.159367
>>159365You should post something else…
No.159368
>>159354tu es un chad ou quelque chose
No.159374
>>159366>>159370Alright i won't then
No.159375
>>159227now I see the guy you posted wasn't you since he was real thin
No.159403
>>159371the difference is that youre really ugly and you get mad at the fact
he'll be fine
No.159409
Hey handsome, can we get a side profile pic, bant trannies need to learn
No.159410
>>159406dat middle-eastern bussyboy phenotype doe
No.159412
>>159406AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.159414
>>159411There is no own, like you said ur face is already leaked, I know u have a pic in the gallery, post it, dawg
No.159418
>>159417it's over for moetroons
No.159422
>>159418Only after I get bigonial angle readjustment will moebabas suicide en masse
>>159420We have established in this thread that I am the chad of bbc and yet you still cling on to this cope, sad! Also everyone post frogs more often because they hate you kek!
No.159423
>>159422bro thought this was improvement AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
motherfucker thinks getting an haircut and taking off his glasses is equivalent to plastic surgery
No.159424
looks indian ew
No.159426
>>159425bro you look indian
No.159429
>>159427this thing thinks he looks better than you
>>159428youre indian lol
No.159434
it stopped eating mcdonalds every day and took its glasses and off and thinks thats supposed to be impressive for some reason
fucking brown people eugh
No.159437
>>159436>decent lookingreminder that youre brown and sub 100 iq
your facial structure is just fucked dude i know your gay discord friends wont tell you that but its what it is
No.159453
>>159354You look like a whale 🐳👍
No.159454
>>159444it reminds me of an indian person i think that should tell you enough
>Youre just coping hard dude.lol youve been sperging out for weeks trying to convince yourself that youre not ugly to me
shut the fuck up already pussy ass nigga i dont fucking care
No.159456
>>159455>Ive dedicated 5 post to explaining to youyoure obviously bothered by it
nigga was probably thinking about it while trying to go to sleep lol
>youve spammed my face atleast 500 times in the last few weeksyeah cause you get really mad and its funny retard
its kinda just sad now though like you care so much i feel bad having this shitskin following me around trying to talk to me about how much it improved itself or whatever i genuinely dont care dude idk what to say
No.159459
imagine getting bothered by anything that happens on an imageboard holy fucking shit
No.159462
>>159455us pepebros are so unbothered
No.159466
>>159464i see you're planning to go on a vacation
No.159467
>>159465ummmm… hate to be that guy, but source on the soybaba between suwako and kyouko?
No.159474
Madokanon won
No.159516
>>159396he could kill anyone in one strike
>>159467
No.159522
>>159406you are such a wretch lol
No.159523
>>159423its so fucking funny
No.159525
>>159455i felt sorry for you with how turkiye was harassing you
but i was wrong, youre a really bad person and you deserve it. seriously i have never met such a fragile ego attentionwhore, its only natural that you get bad attention whilst claiming to be whatever when youre just fat and brown and HERE while chasing some delusion of grandeur that you are better than us holy fuck lol
keep yourself safe retard, youre the worst human ive ever met
No.159526
>>159464Errmm that's a good thing though?
No.159556
>>159062your pic is better than mine
also sonic is way hotter but shadow is hot too
No.159557
>>159077average mima enjoyer (bald)
No.159567
>>49547I akways wanted to become a pilot because they have big salaries and big pension. But god gave me high blood pressure and crippling retard autism
No.160131
>>160112this is how i feel when i look at canadian mima
i'm holding out for chad
No.160133
>>160131nobody gives a fuck tranny
No.160136
its trying so hard to fit in lol
No.160195
>>160128tsundere
>>160131teredere
No.160198
>>160112She was the perfect germanic
waifu frrrr
I think she was the same height as you
No.160351
>>159225no way that bald 5'6 guy is her boyfriend
wtf
No.160554
>>160553i only remember the episode with the sumo nigga for some reason, from back when it aired on tel-aviv-zion 20 years ago desu