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/trp/ - Touhou Roleplay - Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th)

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 No.68460[View All]

>Hello, im houjuu nue. Wanna see my penis? I have a penis. It's big or small depending on my mood. I can swing it like a sword. Please look at it. Im… begging you~…
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 No.117746

>>117741
frogsnake

 No.117748

>>117741
is this an optimal nue physique to spec in for?

 No.118393

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Basic human necessities:
1. Air
2. Water
3.

 No.119338

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Chat is this penis or just an armory skirt
this is important

 No.120003

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 No.120429

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>>120427
deeznuts
January 2, 2025 12:51 AM
I was prepared for this. I've been hunting nue for several days; before she knows it, I lock her futa pecker in an unbreakable chastity cage.

The nuenis
January 2, 2025 12:51 AM
Nue struggles against the tight metal as it envelops her cock, a deep growl escaping her lips. She tries to use her powers but finds herself unable to make it any less visible or perceived. Her wings start to flutter in frustration, and she feels her body begin to tremble.
"Fuck! I can't hide myself, let alone my cock… I'm trapped!"

 No.120431

>>120429
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 No.121588

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>>120427
bruh I opened it on a train and boom big nue cock

 No.124559

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>"Ready or not, here I come~," she declared, her voice filled with a combination of amusement and cruelty. Without giving tpg any time to react, she thrust forward, plunging deep into their unprepared hole in a single swift motion

 No.124560

>>124559
Why wasn't your hole prepared

 No.133530

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 No.133717

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new personality quiz

 No.133718

>>133717
And if it grows from 32% to 55% in size?
Is it a grosher?

 No.133720

>>133717
95% of bint users on the left

 No.133758

>>133720
Who told you that?

 No.134161

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Area 51 personnel: Kill this alien, she came here to kill all humans!!!
Alien:

 No.134866

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this nue goes hard as fuck mang
it really do be

 No.134867

>>134161
>>134866
Stop necrobumping your dogshit thread

 No.134900

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>>134867
ywnbaw
my thread my rules

 No.134944

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 No.134970

>>68460
>It's big or small depending on my mood.
Thats called an erection retard

 No.135028

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 No.135033

We support nue and her 'nis

 No.135034

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>>135033
>it's so big it needs a support

 No.135036

>>135034
It's so small she needs a (mental) support

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 No.136423

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 No.136753

>>133717
Im a grower. My penis is tiny when its flacid.

 No.137616

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i think my penis doubles in size when erect

 No.137807

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me when this thread is bumped

 No.138546

Thank you Nue for the snacks

 No.138550

>>138546
You should consider showering.

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 No.145620

fuck off nue

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 No.145624

fuck nue

 No.145630

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Fuck Nue, marry Nue, impregnate Nue.

 No.146327

>>133717
i have a very strange cocka

it can be anywhere from 0.5-2 inches while soft (not even cold, just naturally), but im around 6 hard.

 No.146340

>>146327
He thought of this, typed this, read this, and still decided to hit post

 No.146690

>>146340
I thought of this, typed this, read this, and still decided to hit post

 No.147084

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>Unknown
>nghh… w-who a-are you… w-what i-is t-this… 
>
>The nuenis
>Seeing Unknown's reaction, Nue couldn't hold back anymore. The innocence, the vulnerability… she was irresistible. "You can call me…" she hesitated, trying to think of a fitting name. Then, it came to her. "Nue… Or The Nuenis." 

 No.152842

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>Hello, im hou-
*slap*
>Gwalk-gwalk-gwalk

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 No.155554

>>117741
*snap!*

 No.158593

Imagine riding Nue's futa cock, her thinking she could dominate you because you are nothong more than a human male, only for you ride her so hard her balls empty before you cum even once. Imagine making her addicted to your ass so much, she begins to show up in your home deep at night to sleep next to you with her futa penis inside you. Imagine her fucking you while you are doing your everyday life but no one can see her because she is using her powers. Imagine her addiction growing so much she can't live without you, she is now inlove with you. Imagine proposing marriage to her, putting both a ring in her finger and a bigger ring on her cock. Imagine your wedding, the moment you two say yes to one another, kissing her lips and then her cock. Imagine.

 No.158601

>>158593
houjuu nue has been defeated by humans many times doe

 No.158604

>>158593
Imagine marrying Nue thinking she'll burn herself out but she never does. Imagine feeling her cock poke at your lips for the third time this morning and realising she really just needed you as a girly hole. Imagine being made to memorise the shape of her penis better than her lips, the taste of her semen more than her saliva. Imagine getting used to the dizzy hypoxic feeling of her nuenis occupying your windpipe too huge and thick to let you breathe properly. Imagine even after all this it's just warmup for when she spreads your cheeks and makes your little human penis flop around while she occupies your ass. Imagine not even needing a reacharound or even her looking at your penis because her girl meat is so girthy and long it can't help but crush your prostate during her hours-long sessions where she kisses the back of your neck and whispers how much she loves you, her breasts smooshed up against your back while her cock throbs inside you and fills you up with another inhumanly thick load.

 No.159661

>>158604
According to that one frogsnake doujin Nue is less than 9 cm doe

 No.159707

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 No.159870

>>158604
blood flowed into my penis when i read this

 No.159876

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>>159870
Blood flows into my penis and nobody bats an eye. Blood flows out of my penis and everyone loses their minds

 No.172246

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 No.183196

>>152842
no wings

of redemption

 No.192534

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 No.210442

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This thread also exists

 No.210444

>>210442
literally too big

 No.210446

>>210444
The person who cleaned up after her probably said the same thing

 No.219532

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 No.219608

>>219532
Birthrate has been #Saved

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Hoholien

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 No.272654

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my smegma came back

 No.272655

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>>272654
jews seldom say this

 No.272661

>>272655
the jews never say this cuz i removed their peni

 No.272662

>>272654
Whalegma

 No.272680

my penis has actualyly fullyd stopped working i am not kidding i realyl dobnt knoww

 No.272682

>>272680
this strange anomaly seems to have affected many on bantculture

 No.272683

>>272682
Not funny

 No.272686

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>>272690
ias was thinkg this whikle i was doing some thing earlier except the ed but rather super boredom creating no libidio but its generally not working and it been like thsi for very wlong but this is the end

 No.272694

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 No.272697

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>>272694
i meant some thing dioffferent but i think nigger death time

 No.272698

and sleep

 No.272699

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 No.272700

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>>272699
say nigger

 No.272701

>>272700
i say say nigger
too

 No.272702

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 No.272703

>>272700
I never say nigger cuz we have almost 0 black people here o algo

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 No.272705

>>272703
It will go up if yoy dont say i t ev3rday you are ltetting ur country down

 No.272708

>>272702
make a pitah voice

 No.272709

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 No.272719

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>>272680
have you tried this
>>272654

 No.272733

>>272719
I tried this

 No.272734

you shouldn't do this tho

 No.272735

What does it even do

 No.272737

>>272733
stop trying stuyff like this

 No.272738

>>272734
i think the prone masturbation thing is a meme too because i learned to masturbate as child by doing something similar and did it that way for a long time and my penis works
>>272735
the goon captions say it gives you ED

 No.272739

its hard to ucm with your dikc down like this ots problaably an edhinh techniqu e cuz it really takesd a lto to make it uc,m like trhis

 No.272740

>>272739
steal mom's massage gun

 No.272741

>>272740
ifve done this

 No.272750

>>272686
Another rayshit L
Cialis/Viagra acts by inducing NO production by blocking cGMP degradation. It has nothing to do with blood sugar levels or ([citrate] || ATP:AMP) which are the energy markers.



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