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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.93221

dont just stop gooning, stop having sex at all
embrace celibacy

 No.93233

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 No.93234

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Factnuke

 No.93242

>>93221
cutie doll

 No.93243

>>93221
ugly doll

 No.93244

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what's jokes for you is reality for me

 No.93250

>>93244
whta do you mwan jokes
you think i was joking about cutting my hair?

 No.93252

>>93243
kys niger she babby girl cutie pie

 No.97433

>>93244
thjis goes jard im like me

 No.97435

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>>93221
i was going to say sly remark "im going to emasndfds the uah asd asdf the uhh sdj;akwef the was who waht a;skdljfe the i would rather embrace you. ' but then i realized its actually it would be ggay plus double gay because implication the embrace follows from by to the noncelibate activty hyperfaggotry nuke supernova big bang or something

 No.97438

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 No.97444

>>97438
shut the fuck up satan i will never goon

 No.97447

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what is a gooning btw

 No.97448

>>97447
It's a slang term that originally meant 'watching porn' but it's now just a synonym for fapping

 No.97452

>>93221
I’m celibate but it’s involuntary

 No.97455

>>97447
It's when you are a criminal and have a boss. You are yours boss's goon.

 No.97470

i don't think this is possible for men because of their nature

 No.97476

>>97452
My wife Chino is so cute

 No.97512

>>97448
Wait I thought that it meant edging for long periods of time without stopping

 No.97514

>>97512
pretty sure it does
it's the idea of prolonged masturbation/remaining in aroused state with 20 porn tabs open from my understanding

 No.97515

>>97470
I've talked a friend who says he's never f*pped and was completely celibate without even thinking about it so I think it's just conditioning

 No.97516

>>97515
does he consider himself asexual/aromantic
does he have some sort of mental/neurological disability

 No.97518

>>97516
He's just like a normal Catholic dude who wasn't exposed to to extreme levels of online-ness like most people were

 No.97551

If I had not been corrupted as a Youth by 4chan and my Cousins I could have been a Priest.

 No.97553

>>97551
I could have studied to be a priest or baker
spirit and body always need nourishment

 No.97556

>>97551
#itsnevertoolate though

 No.97575

>>97556
says the kike

 No.97578

>>97551
>I could have became like Spain
>A kiddy diddler

 No.97583

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>>I could have became like Spain
>>A kiddy diddler

 No.97584


 No.97586

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>>97551
Did your cousins diddle your butthole or something?

 No.97588

>>97586
no they just showed me porn, gave me energy drink and beer

 No.97595

>>97586
the friend who teached me how to masturbate boasted about molesting drunk foids when we grew up

 No.97597

>>97595
meant for >>97588

 No.97599

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 No.97600

>>93221
i would rather embrace you

 No.97601

>>97595
I didn't need anyone to teach me how to masturbate
the first time I ejaculated I bragged about it in class

 No.97604

>>97601
I didn't even have cum when I started masturbating
it was extremely convenient

 No.97606

>>97604
i was like this on very begining but then very soon after i would just wipe the cum off onto my bed sheets

 No.97610

>>97606
I did the same and now wondering if parents could smell it
I couldn't but you get used to you own smell

 No.97611

>>97588
>>97595
These are evil people folks

 No.97613

>>97611
they are people whom were never taught what is right

 No.97614

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What it is
You know, we know what it is
They know, y'all know what it is
You don't know? Here it is!

 No.97615

>>97611
>>97613
>Le holier than thou
Medicial cyanide

 No.97617


 No.97618

>>97615
sdafl;kjhdfl;kjhfjkljhnb,.zxcbzfilwefuhi

 No.97620

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>>97615
I've never seen you say anything positive

 No.97622

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>>97604
yeah i was dzerking off multiple times a day since i was 12 years old and i couldn't produce anything
27 years old and now i do big cums 3-5 times per day every day, pretty much the only time i'm not dormantly horny is when im very drunk
girls don't masturbate at all, my first beloved had her first orgasm at age 17, and it's annoying because it's a lot of work to make girls feel good when they are so untrained
i want girls to be virgin sluts who get married to me knowing how to feel good but not having any experience

 No.97623

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>>97615
I am a spiritual beacon to humanity.

 No.97628

>>97622
gegf blud is a gooner

 No.97630

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>>97620
At least not to you

 No.97631

>>97630
show me your pussy

 No.97644

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>>97631
Fat pussy

 No.97649

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>>97623
will Germany be able to withstand talahonization or is it over

 No.97651

>>97649
everything south of the benrather linie is already lost

 No.97659

>>97649
>Futo with tits
This is wrong

 No.97663

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>>97659
trvke

 No.97667

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 No.102270

Rape OP



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