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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.97107

My crush will be in her home town in Swabia for almost two weeks
I miss her so much already. What if she loses her love for me in that time?

 No.97108

good two weeks for chad xD

 No.97109

>>97108
no way. she still has braces

 No.97110

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>>97108
ok demoralizer

 No.97111

>>97110
zelensky won, ukraine will be the new israel

 No.97116

Spike her drink with pregnenolone

 No.97141

>her

 No.97142

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she cant lose what she dont have sorry

 No.100482

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 No.100484

>>97107
Yeah shes gonna lose attraction now and not after 6 months of you sperging out and sweating every time she enters your presence
>>97108
💯
>>97109
You call urself black pilled yet you think a 7+ dude won't fuck a girl because of braces

 No.100493

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she will NEVER love you sorry

 No.100496

We have to kill all these blackpillers and weird NTR fetishists

 No.100497


 No.100498

>>100496
Most of my mistakes in the past 2 years were caused by being whitepilled tbh
At least during #ShowerThoughts I remained of the belief that being whitepilled towards women is the only way forward since blackpill thoughts reduce your chances simply by having them

 No.100499

>>100498
it matters not what pill otakus have if they cant even muster the courage to talk to real girls

 No.100501

>>100496
This image board would die also if the happened

 No.100502

>>100499
>real girls

 No.100504

>>100502
yes
girls are real
i cant believe either sometimes

 No.100507

>>100498
Same, don't be a free agent in life
"In Santa Barbara, I spent almost all of my time in my room, brooding. I began building on all of my
philosophical views and theories about the world. I had to question why things were the way they were.
The world is so twisted, and I wanted answers.
I hated all of those obnoxious, boisterous men who were able to enjoy pleasurable sex lives with
beautiful girls, but I hated the girl’s even more, because they were the ones who chose those men
instead of me. It was their choice. They are the ones who deprived me of love and sex.
My hatred and rage towards all women festered inside me like a plague. Their very existence is the
cause of all of my torture, pain and suffering throughout my life. My life turned into a living hell after I
started desiring them when I hit puberty. I desire them intensely, but I could never have them. I could
never have the experience of holding hands with a beautiful girl and walking on a moonlit beach, I could
never embrace a girlfriend and feel her warmth and love, I could never have passionate sex with a girl
and drift off to sleep with her sexy body beside me. Women deemed me unworthy of having them, and
so they deprived me of an enjoyable youth, while giving their love and sex to other boys. In all of those
years I suffered a life of sexual starvation and unfulfilled desires. I will never get those years back. My
life has been wasted, all because women hate me so much."

 No.100510

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>>100507
*eye roll* The third sentence is cool, maybe you would like The Smiths

 No.100524

>>100498
>whitepilled towards women is the only way forward since blackpill thoughts reduce your chances simply by having them
Well yeah once you take the blackpill its kinda hard to deal with woman if youre also a self respecting man cause you know shes just gonna see you as an emotional tampon or atm machine who will never measure up to chad. Ooofy Doofy is law or smth

 No.100526

>>100484
>You call urself black pilled
I'm being ironic.

 No.100535

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>>100526
I wish this beta pedestal phase was ironic

 No.100538

Stop the womenfolk slander, they deserve love&respect too. Except the ones who say that men begin at 180cm. Or who only go for Italians and Spaniards because men from their homeland are not good enough. Or ones who suck off chads in toilet while dressed as Kaenbyou Rin despite having a boyfriend.
In short, hugs and kisses for all non-Polish women

 No.100539

>>100535
tantum times, ne procedo eam seducere, quod id praetermittetia tuam discooperit, quare me deridere eges.

 No.100546

>>100538
if the visegrad24 account on 𝕏 is any indicative, then Polish boomer retards are doomed to hell.

 No.100547

>>100539
I'm mocking you because it's pathetic that you're doing this. Have I ever said "don't ask her out". No I didn't. In fact I encouraged you to try to get alone time with her after work or ask her out directly but you don't listen to me. You cough up some lousy excuse like "oh it wasn't the right timing" even tho apart from extreme situations like her crying about a dead relative we all know that shit doesn't matter. Then I'm like well if youre not gonna ask her out then just forget about her and you still don't listen. So now I am making fun of you. It's like seeing someone put their hand on the stove and getting it burned even when they have the reasoning capabilities to know they shouldn't do that. If you laugh at that person it's not because you want them to suffer or you enjoy seeing them suffer or because it proves your thesis of "stoves are hot" but because you know that they are consciously doing something stupid. Maybe you can get the balls to ask her out when she's had 3 BBCs in her and is ready to settle for a nice christian man. A REAL man who will take care of her kids and doesn't have time for games. XD

 No.100548

>>100547
talking to you is a waste of time

 No.100568

>>100538
i spent 3 years of my life living with a beloved polish woman (born in germany) and it was the best time of my life
but true
sorry your rin cosplay gf cheated on you

 No.100581

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Why is the ongezellig shitalian ahead of me

 No.100594

>>100581
His nofap cage had Sonic on it

 No.100613

>>100594
scientific theory: cage is a type of gooning so it's the opposite of nofap

 No.100628


 No.100638

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 No.100649

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 No.100652

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 No.100655

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She is gone for another two weeks
I will leave the internet and use this opportunity to better myself.

 No.100656

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>>97108
demoralization 2x

 No.100657

>>100655
You will pull up like super vegeta or something 🙏

 No.100662

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>>100655
just fucking ask her for fucking lunch fucking coffee, fucking try actually learning her interests
but you wont
and shes gonna find some chad and i was gonna say never talk to you again but i doubt she even does that LOL

 No.100671

>>100655
The oofy doofy to gymcelled oofy doofy pipeline

 No.100673

>>100671
He's probably buying clothes because he explained that German people are like Touhou characters in real life due to the respect they place on fashion

 No.100674

No clothes for your face
No fashion for your height

Let the bp guide you

 No.100681

>>100674
>>100662
hypertrukes have been deployed

 No.100689

>>100655
You talk like you're not even gonna text her. Maybe try pigeon mail?

 No.100690

>>100689
no i heard girls really love when guys send telegrams

 No.100692

>>100690
Russian soybaba does this

 No.100693

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 No.100699

>>100690
google Briffault's law. you just become an emotional tampon for xem

 No.100701

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>>100699
<Briffault clarifies that this rule applies only to nonhuman animals, and not to humans: “There is, in fact, no analogy between the animal family and the patriarchal human family. The former is entirely the product of the female’s instincts, and she, not the male, is the head.”

 No.100708

foids don't count as humans

 No.100724

>>100701
Da jooos forced him to say that

 No.100732

stop being a pussy and just confess to her nigga

 No.100744

>>100732
99,9 times out of 100 she will say no

 No.100747

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the last time I had a "crush" was middle school

 No.100748

>>100747
Kill this cat

 No.100755

>>100744
Maybe try befriending her first? This shit sounds more and more like he's ngmi

 No.100780

>>100744
and?, just believe in your chances

 No.100783

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>>100780
Just like my anime!! DATTEBAYO!

 No.100789

>>100755
I befriended her best friend and she is my co-conspirator
Actually I have pretty good chances now I just have to wait because she is currently at school in another town.

 No.100795

>>100789
whitepill geyser

 No.100850

>>100747
It's the most betamale juvenile shit ever
>>100755
He's already friend zoned

 No.101019

>>100850
so it's you shit?

 No.101028

>>100789
theyre probably conspiring on how to best avoid you

 No.101029

>>101028
because they're so hopelessly shy around him, so trad of them

 No.101031

>>101029

Whitepillers gang will win in the end

 No.101041

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>>100789
Alright, now fuck her best friend instead

 No.101042

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>>101029
>>101031
you will consume ur words when he is epicly rejected and makes a schizo thread about how much he hates woman

 No.101057

>>101041
No, she is below my standards

 No.101070

I have faith in the Theechlander, he WILL get his girl, he WILL ask her out, and they WILL get married.

 No.101080

>>101057
It will keep you from going off the edge if the braces girl doesn't work out, maybe women are attracted to being treated like sloppy seconds

 No.101300

I will hate the next 14 days.

 No.101315

>>101300
locktober lasts for the entire month though

 No.101346

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I have analysed every interaction I had with her over the past month and came to the conclusion that the victory of whitepiller gang is imminent.

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 No.101364

>>101346
sproke

 No.101377

>>101315
how do u pee

 No.101379

>>101377
he doesnt

 No.101380

>>101377
You just go

 No.101405

>>101380
where do i acquire a cage?

 No.101412

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>>101346
dont fall for the oneitis trap…… coach red pill will set you straight https://youtu.be/Onpe-_y5fIk

 No.101413

>>101412
RehabRoom raped this fraud

 No.101490

>>101412
Even doe having a oneitis means that you have a pure chivalrous romantic heart (huge A10 vibes)

 No.101510

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First (((day))) done
I really wish I could fast forward the next two weeks.

 No.101511

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>>101510
just coom to her image everyday
its the closest youll get

 No.101513

>>101511
I mean I use the image of our shared coquettery whenever I need to screw one out

 No.101516

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Vgh… time to play /pol/ simulator

 No.101518

>>101412
Why couldn't they draw him even more uglier woah sheeeesh

 No.102237

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Feeling immaculate today.

 No.102247

holy FUCK

 No.102722

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>>101510
only one more week germankun

 No.102727

>>101300
>>101510
she's getting dicked down by arab migrants on her trip as we speak

 No.102743

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Kill yourself.

 No.102745

>>100496
its not ntr if they arent even together

 No.103817

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 No.103852

>>103817
how did a /bant/ meme become mainstream

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 No.103864

>>103852
sounding will become mainstream next

 No.104602

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10h left

 No.104604

>>104602
Imagine smashing her head against a table corner

 No.104605

>>104604
Do this

 No.104607

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>>104602
10hrs until she friendzones you and you cry

 No.104611

>>104604
id smash her face against the floor

 No.104653

>>104602
Alright big boy, did you fuck her?

 No.104656

>>104607
cock would never friendzone me
i feed the cock and the cock gives me egg
that's definitely something beyond friends

 No.104657

>>104607
I believe in this German because he's not as much of a groyper or a schizo as the other one which means he is probably more emotionally stable and will rebound quickly from being friend zoned. in all likelihood he will quickly realize the crush wasn't worth it and move on to a new and better woman.

 No.104662

>>104657
this arc has been going on for idk how long i lost track but long enough that im confident its not happening

 No.104811

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Germany: I got rizz bro, once I see her, she's mine
Germany the second his crush says "hi" to him:

 No.104813

>>104811
kek
kekaroo
kekarino

 No.104834

>>104811
he speaks with the same passion hitler did. watch out for this nigga before he starts gassing everyone who has working legs

 No.105640

we back

 No.105643

>>105640
the next season of our favorite sitcom is here

 No.107144

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>>105640
youre not gonna make it

 No.107198

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new german tradcath

 No.107202

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>>107198
German avtism has been neutralized to this, otherwise he'd be advancing the technology of the Reich and inventing Wunderwaffen like there's no tomorrow

 No.112027

is it over?

 No.112031

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>>105640
You are gonna make it

 No.113937

new reading dropped

 No.114248

Tomorrowo I will say it.
Assad must stay.



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