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Alright, here’s a playful diss track about Kogasa Tatara from Touhou:
Verse 1: Yo, Kogasa, you’re just a forgotten umbrella,
Trying to scare folks, but you’re no thriller.
You pop out with a “Boo!” but no one’s impressed,
Your scare tactics, girl, are just a mess.
Chorus: Kogasa, Kogasa, you ain’t so scary,
More like a joke, your attempts are airy.
Keep trying, girl, but you’ll never be,
The queen of fright in Gensokyo, see?
Verse 2: You’re a karakasa obake, but you lack the fright,
More like a clown in the dead of night.
Reading ghost stories, trying to up your game,
But every time you fail, it’s just the same.
Chorus: Kogasa, Kogasa, you ain’t so scary,
More like a joke, your attempts are airy.
Keep trying, girl, but you’ll never be,
The queen of fright in Gensokyo, see?
Bridge: You were left behind, now you’re trying to shine,
But your scares are weak, you’re way out of line.
Stick to blacksmithing, maybe that’s your thing,
'Cause scaring humans? You’ll never be king.
Outro: Kogasa, Kogasa, take a hint,
Your scare career? It’s just a glint.
In the world of youkai, you’re just a blip,
Better luck next time, on your ghostly trip.
Hope you enjoyed that! 😄 Do you have any other Touhou characters in mind for a diss track?