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/sex/ - sex haver thread Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 22:14:22 No.99598

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Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 22:28:20 No.99604

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Just had sex with my hand

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 22:31:36 No.99607

>>99604
earth update: hands only accept chads now

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 22:35:34 No.99609

>>99607
I cliked [Update Later]

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 22:45:06 No.99616

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ill be there soon. my discord gf says we'll meet in 2 more weeks.

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 22:59:03 No.99627

give me three days

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:39:41 No.99630

>>99609
Always online

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:41:39 No.99631

>>99627
The interpretation that you marry someone by deflowering them is cope

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:46:20 No.99632

>>99631
It is the basis of natural marriage

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:51:42 No.99633

>>99632
>natural marriage
Oxymoron

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 00:10:13 No.99640

>>99632
every woman is married to chad then

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:10:29 No.99651

>>99598
like a decade ago I was a regular sex haver

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:59:34 No.99670

>>99651
How are you that old?

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 02:14:18 No.99671

>>99670
He's not a weirdo because he said he had sex though

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 02:20:42 No.99673

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>>99670
didn't make it to image boards til mid 20's and not a troon so didn't died myself at 30

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 02:35:22 No.99675

youre not a pro sex haver until you have had sex 8 times a day at least 30 different times
AND told her you love her

Kazē 09/30/24 (Mon) 04:11:31 No.99689

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>>99675
this guy loves his hand

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 05:28:32 No.99716

>>99673
Blud prob baldin

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 06:27:10 No.99724

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gooning to 2d counts as having sex because 2d > 3d

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 06:30:18 No.99725

>>99724
gooning doesn't count as sex
sex in dreams doesn't count as sex
prostitutes don't count as sex
gay sex doesn't count as sex
Subterranean Animism doesn't count as sex

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 06:57:21 No.99729

>>99725
>Subterranean Animism doesn't count as sex
why tf not that shit fucks you hard

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 07:05:24 No.99731

>>99725
Does this count?

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 08:59:13 No.99740

>>99651
your uncle doesn't count

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 11:09:14 No.99748

Sex besides for reproduction is for subhumans

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 14:33:31 No.99771

>>99748
Truthturk

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 15:29:00 No.99777

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>>99716
dad hit the bald wall but i was lucky enough to get mom's hair

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 15:31:29 No.99778

>>99777
did you ever use heroin/morphine/fentanyl

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 15:34:58 No.99779

>>99778
no hard drugs here
just beer and smoke

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 15:43:52 No.99781

>>99779
my sixth sense is less strong after booze it seems

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 15:47:57 No.99782

>>99781
lol oh yeah my eyes just look like that
the *stares at you with their autistic eyes* meme isn't totally made up.

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 15:48:29 No.99783

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>>99604
chad

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 16:28:28 No.99787

>>99640
Sorry, sister, but marriage is for betabuxxers only.

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 17:01:31 No.99798

>>99777
It'll take you eventually.

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 17:01:45 No.99799

>>99748
sour grapes

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 17:03:41 No.99801

>>99777
Cool