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unemployment thread Anonymous 03/27/25 (Thu) 16:06:34 No.139294 [View All]

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Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 21:20:02 No.152883

>>152857
I asked for some tips in the hustler university discord and they said you need to get a remilia cosplay and open a patreon

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 15:39:35 No.156326

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LIE ON YOUR RESUME, LIE IN YOUR INTERVIEW, GOOGLE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET HIRED, YOUR BOSS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING EITHER, LIE, HAVE YOUR FRIEND PRETEND TO BE YOUR OLD BOSS AND GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERRAL, LIE ON LINKEDIN

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 15:41:56 No.156328

>>156326

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 16:36:05 No.156352

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>>156326

suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 05/27/25 (Tue) 15:55:28 No.159847

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE GRUELING PROCESS OF APPLYING FOR JOBS AGAIN

Anonymous 05/27/25 (Tue) 18:27:26 No.159868

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y'xll unemployed folx are gonna change you're tune once you have jobs weighing down on your soul

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 18:06:45 No.162484

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 18:08:15 No.162485

>>162484
I do this

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 18:08:32 No.162486

>>162484
>Greater will
Elden ring bros?

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 18:19:41 No.162490

>>162484
Wtf Karl Marx is not retarded??????
:gasp:

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 18:23:18 No.162492

>>162490
https://marxists.architexturez.net/archive/marx/works/1862/letters/62_07_30a.htm

he said WHAT about lassalle
:rika:

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 18:54:27 No.162498

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>>162490
they are waking up…

Anonymous 06/08/25 (Sun) 23:15:08 No.164370

bruh my normie sister just complained about indians destroying the job market 👀

Anonymous 06/08/25 (Sun) 23:57:31 No.164377

>>164370
TID incoming

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 07:38:38 No.164479

>>164370
BHARAT power

suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 06/09/25 (Mon) 07:40:33 No.164480

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it looks like I'm going to be working for the post office
They gave me my employee ID number

🇰🇿🇵🇱🇲🇦 06/09/25 (Mon) 07:46:45 No.164482

i would work as a prostitute rather than even thinking about sales again

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 08:01:57 No.164490

>>164482
that's cancerian

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 08:31:12 No.164503

im gonna be a wageslave soon.

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 08:33:08 No.164504

>>162492
karl marx was an edgy contrarian. This much is already known

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 08:56:41 No.164505

>>164480

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 10:01:11 No.164512

>>164480
Post yourself in the mailwoman uniform 👍🏿

suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 06/09/25 (Mon) 10:05:57 No.164513

>>164512
i signed up for the job with my deadname but if everything goes well i'll transition at work about 6 months in
>>164505
ty

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 10:10:28 No.164514

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i overslept by 3 hours and was so embarrassed
bossman was cool about it and didnt even write me up, i thought i was going to be unemployed i was so sad

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 10:58:09 No.164516

>>164514
>Blud was too busy in the LA riots
You need to go back

suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 06/10/25 (Tue) 17:06:33 No.165093

I DON'T WANNA WORK UWWEEEE

Anonymous 06/10/25 (Tue) 17:25:28 No.165105

>>165093
work is fucking awesome

mimaleaf 06/10/25 (Tue) 19:12:57 No.165122

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>article about tiktoker girl complaining about having her first job at age 21 on msn
>msn boomers dunking on her in the comments
>i comment "she is very pretty so she could just get married if she doesn't want to work"
>my account got suspended for this

suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 06/10/25 (Tue) 19:24:57 No.165124

>>165122
Women don't deserve the chance to live on easy mode and not work

mimaleaf 06/10/25 (Tue) 19:25:58 No.165125

>>165124
true but being a wife is the work God designed women to do, and nothing else

Anonymous 06/10/25 (Tue) 19:37:21 No.165128

>>165124
not working is so fucking lame and boring that women rather go to work than sit on their asses all daz

Anonymous 06/10/25 (Tue) 19:41:55 No.165129

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>God

Anonymous 06/10/25 (Tue) 19:44:51 No.165130

God

Anonymous 06/10/25 (Tue) 19:49:21 No.165131

>>165128
They should sit on me instead of working

Anonymous 06/10/25 (Tue) 22:36:38 No.165181

File: 1749594998023.mp4 (6.94 MB, 720x1280, 1749594978.mp4)

Relevant

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 03:50:54 No.165242

>>165122
pwned haha

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 04:00:15 No.165243

>>165128
I know a bitch who said just that. She would probably hang herself without attention

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 06:31:24 No.165258

>>165243
Funnily enough i just saw her posting a laughing pehpeh gif. (She is my coworker).

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 07:34:02 No.165262

>>165258
marry her

Anonymous 06/16/25 (Mon) 18:00:58 No.168004

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Anonymous 06/16/25 (Mon) 18:08:29 No.168008

>>168004
NEET w

Anonymous 06/16/25 (Mon) 18:10:39 No.168009

>>168008
I say this

Anonymous 06/17/25 (Tue) 01:17:04 No.168370

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Anonymous 06/17/25 (Tue) 01:48:49 No.168398

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Peepo at work seems to respect me a lot and that kinda makes me feel cocky… even doe I don't think their praises are honest.

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 07:23:11 No.170329

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It's a sick joke, in order to get a white collar job, you need a white collar job, and the longer you don't have a white collar job, the harder it is to get one. Then when you get one, you end up like me. Where you have to work a job you hate and can't quit because then you're going to struggle twice as long to get the next one.

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 07:41:50 No.170338

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>>168004
you're never too old

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 08:03:34 No.170353

>>168370
Did he really?

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 08:17:05 No.170361

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>>139294
>0 applications
>0 interviews
>0 goals
>100 trustfund

suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 06/24/25 (Tue) 04:40:21 No.171733

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I have to wage tomorrow
Setting my alarms hurts so much

Anonymous 06/24/25 (Tue) 06:46:25 No.171737

>>171733
I was looking for a job and then I found a job

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 10:32:56 No.173352

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Boo!

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 11:31:48 No.173365

happy pride day jun 28 🏳️‍🌈 the king of #pride 🌈 and a very sexy frog 🐸 gay pepe 🌈 primed to hit millions
:elated:

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 16:05:30 No.173415

>>173365
you telling me I smoked the last tree on a fucking pride day

Anonymous 🇮🇱 06/28/25 (Sat) 16:57:20 No.173430

i always reflexively hide this thread but then i realize its a frog thread that should not be hidden

suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 06/28/25 (Sat) 21:25:12 No.173486

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Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 21:51:32 No.173489

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She is that bitch I told about a year ago. The one I offered to bang and she rejected me. After that she is nothing but a bag of trash for me.

Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 02:55:44 No.174801

https://x.com/chasedownleads
:lmao:

Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 03:13:57 No.174802

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>>174801

Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 09:19:36 No.174829

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>>174801
Met a billionaire for breakfast

I ordered pancakes and chocolate milk

He ordered a 32 egg omelette

I gasped

The bill came out to $957 thanks to his meal

He paid with his Amex Black Platinum Gold Medallion Card

I asked why he got such an expensive meal

"Don't worry, I always get my money's worth," he said, chuckling.

He then went to the restroom and completely destroyed the plumbing.

The business had to pay $2,700 to get the problem fixed

Guess who owns the plumbing company right next door…

Billionaires operate on a different level

Anonymous 07/03/25 (Thu) 11:58:47 No.174843

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>>174829
Met a millionaire for breakfast

Anonymous 🇮🇱 07/03/25 (Thu) 12:21:55 No.174847

>>173489
hyper rare duke nukem (my hero) post

Anonymous 07/08/25 (Tue) 20:02:21 No.176676

>>139294
Face your fears and embrace your inner queer OP

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 14:28:47 No.180032

f

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 15:41:26 No.180461

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on god

suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 07/19/25 (Sat) 17:17:48 No.180521

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>>180461
i don't shoplift anywhere because i'm white and it goes against my intrinsic moral compass

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 17:24:12 No.180523

>>180461
i don't shoplift anywhere because i'm yellow and it goes against my intrinsic moral compass

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 17:38:50 No.180530

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>>180461
If you pay for chewing gum you should be banned from bant, simple as

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 17:49:06 No.180535

>>180530
wtf i just had this dogshit goydrink

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 17:56:32 No.180536

>>180535
Goes well with rose wine, I couldn't not imagine pouring red bull battery acid™ into it

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 18:06:30 No.180543

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>>180536
i had shitbull earlier today as well desu
with niggermeister

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 18:07:07 No.180545

>>180543

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 18:09:01 No.180546

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>>180543

suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 07/20/25 (Sun) 23:32:54 No.180905

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almost fainted from heat stroke today while working

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 21:53:37 No.181172

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>The oldest Baby Boomers are now 79 years old.

>The median age of death in the US is 78 years old.

>This kicks off a 19 year tsunami of deaths the US has never experienced in its history

suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 07/21/25 (Mon) 22:05:12 No.181173

>>181172
they still spend all their money before they die instead of passing it down

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 22:13:29 No.181177

>>181172
And also the biggest transfer of wealth in human history, since many of the following generations will be inheriting some of the wealth of those baby boomers
:damn:

suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 07/21/25 (Mon) 22:24:43 No.181180

>>181177
they won't

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 22:28:41 No.181182

>>181173
It'll cause a lot of real estate selloffs

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 22:47:08 No.181186

>>181180
Not every boomer is a soulless Amerigolem Chronos demon who doesn't give a fuck about their children or grandchildren and spent all their money on vacations and shit like that.

Anonymous 07/23/25 (Wed) 11:53:12 No.181585

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I'm starting to think I cucked my coworker out of his position…

Anonymous 07/24/25 (Thu) 14:29:46 No.182055

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Anonymous 08/11/25 (Mon) 15:32:07 No.188960

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Kikes… IT'S OVER

Anonymous 08/11/25 (Mon) 16:04:04 No.188966

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Anonymous 08/12/25 (Tue) 08:20:35 No.189297

>>188960
here he would have to pay for fishing licenses mooring fees and enviromental fees

Anonymous 08/12/25 (Tue) 08:26:10 No.189298

>>182055
A lot of intrusive thoughts pop up when this happened

Anonymous 08/29/25 (Fri) 03:25:35 No.196180

I had a revelation while passing by some university students that zoomers can't get jobs because jobs are an adult thing and no zoomer looks adult so the universe is listening to them and granting them wish of eternal childhood

Anonymous 08/29/25 (Fri) 03:36:01 No.196181

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