No.139298
To be fair I read that the requested education/experience is just a preference and not a minimum in many cases 🤓
No.139299
>>139298how many applications u filled out broski
No.139300
>>139299Zero but there's no work here anyway
No.139301
You must automate your application sending process and gamefy it because pajeets and snow niggas who control the companies have decided to bury the divine light within their hearts, they are closer to cows and sheep than humans.
No.139302
>>139301I had sent 1500+ applications and had to set with subhuman managers who want to be like Elon cuck before I got a job.
No.139303
>>139301how do i do this?
No.139307
>>139303just get near to your local politician guns akimbo and do the needful
No.139309
>>139306god i hate the concept of HR so much. That shit shouldn't exist. And it's always all foids too
No.139311
>>139310i meant to say resume not application
No.139313
>>139309Women gatekeep 3 specific jobs: preschool teaching, HR and lab technicians.
They're starting to gatekeep pediatrics too.
No.139314
>>139313letting foids work was a mistake
No.139316
the fun fact is no one is gatekeeping them out of engineering or trades, they gatekeep themselves out for being completely useless in these fields
very few women in construction, sewage cleaning or woodwork
No.139317
but also these trades are now full of immigrants that work for peanuts and bananas
No.139321
>>139303You gotta give me a kiss and then the job fairy will get you a job.
No, but seriously, you gotta make it a routine, everyday specify a time, at least an hour to just send applications. For automation, there are scripts and services but I dont think you are that desperate or autistic (yet)
No.139323
and of course 0 @🇪🇸 because I'm right
No.139328
This is why we need socialism
No.139336
>>139330I would listen to a full 24h radio AI session of anti-jewish G-Funk
No.139356
>>139322>automatizeyet another spanish=polish moment
No.139375
everytime i want to quit i just look at the job market and remember ill probably never find another job as lax like this
No.139377
capitalism is evil
No.139422
Theoretically I could probably be unemployed forever if I move down to my grandma's and start growing crops and sell them or something… wait does that count?
No.139426
>>139403I thought you quit weed
No.139427
>>139426Ceremonial for the vacay prolly
No.139428
>>139422you would get megacucked by monsanto o algo
No.139430
>>139428Monsanto doesn't grow pawpaws
No.139493
top 7% earners who never wrote a cv or had a job interview ww@
No.139830
It rocks.
Better neeting than niggerslaving
No.141117
I just remembered some tips and tricks I used, and I will provide them to you because I don't want bantoids to starve.
-make custom cvs based on the job you are applying to: let's say it's a web development position, you want to edit the CV to include all your web development skills, knowledge and projects. It's not a good idea to just use one CV, this is why LinkedIn has the option to upload multiple cvs.
-key words to scam the ATS: goin back to the web development example, if the niggers in HR want a monkey who uses angular, then you want to make sure that the word 'angular' is present in the CV so that ur clitty doesn't get locked by the ATS, while u get cucked by other applicants, this needs to be specific, if the job is asking for angular putting 'React' wouldn't cut it even if they are both web development tools because ur application isn't viewed by a human in the first place.
-automatiom: you can use chatgpt to generate you a python code that can automatically make cvs that match the job description postings, make sure to tell it to lookout for key words and such
-lastly make sure you are actually qualified for the job, there is no point in scamming the ATS, if you are just going to fail the technical interview with the niggers in HR.
Now I will be back to rude posting, bye.
No.141259
i got an interview
maybe it's not over
No.142527
>>142526You`re american so just rob people who are richer than you or sell crack on the corner for easy money
No.142540
My resume gap is agarthan
No.142664
>>139299He is a multimillionaire tho??
No.142668
>>142666I remember back in 2007 I would look in the window of real estate places and a tiny shitty house would go for A$300k-A$400k
A different time
No.142669
>>139430just called them
they are patenting them as we speak
No.143445
>pay gap
gay cap
No.143454
>>143378this is why we need ai (or indians)
No.149500
job interview in 1 hour
No.149501
>>149500tell them you're trans and you'll get the job
No.149502
>>149501that would be an instant disqualifier actually everyone hates troons
No.149542
>>149514i have faith in people and believe people have good intentions by default
No.149578
>>139298in job postings that have union agreements, every single line on the posting is a non-negotiable requirement
and usually the entire job description is useless, and the only useful text besides the requirements are who the reporting manager is, which you would then reverse lookup to find the department to actually know how to prepare for what kind of questions
t. goodest goy wagey
No.149589
>>149583lol the job i had an interview for was in florida, literally the most conservative state
No.151543
>>151541i did this with uber eats but the pay is shit after gas prices
No.151548
>>151544300?? where are you living?
No.151577
>>149589How the hell is Florida so conservative? Before knowing english or anything about the US I had the impression that it was California but bathed by the Atlantic Ocean.
No.151605
>>151603>>151604This retard could live like a king in any emerging country with that money. But instead he chooses to go to the manifestation of hell on earth instead: Somalia. Should've tried to become a warlord instead and own his country.
No.151625
>>151577floridians are crazy people so it tracks
No.152857
i have a feeling my job search could take years
it's that bleak
No.152883
>>152857I asked for some tips in the hustler university discord and they said you need to get a remilia cosplay and open a patreon
No.162486
>>162484>Greater will Elden ring bros?
No.162490
>>162484Wtf Karl Marx is not retarded??????
No.164503
im gonna be a wageslave soon.
No.164504
>>162492karl marx was an edgy contrarian. This much is already known
No.164512
>>164480Post yourself in the mailwoman uniform 👍🏿
No.164513
>>164512i signed up for the job with my deadname but if everything goes well i'll transition at work about 6 months in
>>164505ty
No.164516
>>164514>Blud was too busy in the LA riots You need to go back
No.165093
I DON'T WANNA WORK UWWEEEE
No.165124
>>165122Women don't deserve the chance to live on easy mode and not work
No.165131
>>165128They should sit on me instead of working
No.165243
>>165128I know a bitch who said just that. She would probably hang herself without attention
No.165258
>>165243Funnily enough i just saw her posting a laughing pehpeh gif. (She is my coworker).
No.171737
>>171733I was looking for a job and then I found a job
No.173415
>>173365you telling me I smoked the last tree on a fucking pride day
No.174829
>>174801Met a billionaire for breakfast
I ordered pancakes and chocolate milk
He ordered a 32 egg omelette
I gasped
The bill came out to $957 thanks to his meal
He paid with his Amex Black Platinum Gold Medallion Card
I asked why he got such an expensive meal
"Don't worry, I always get my money's worth," he said, chuckling.
He then went to the restroom and completely destroyed the plumbing.
The business had to pay $2,700 to get the problem fixed
Guess who owns the plumbing company right next door…
Billionaires operate on a different level
No.180523
>>180461i don't shoplift anywhere because i'm yellow and it goes against my intrinsic moral compass
No.180536
>>180535Goes well with rose wine, I couldn't not imagine pouring red bull battery acid™ into it
No.181173
>>181172they still spend all their money before they die instead of passing it down
No.189297
>>188960here he would have to pay for fishing licenses mooring fees and enviromental fees
No.189298
>>182055A lot of intrusive thoughts pop up when this happened
No.196180
I had a revelation while passing by some university students that zoomers can't get jobs because jobs are an adult thing and no zoomer looks adult so the universe is listening to them and granting them wish of eternal childhood
No.202655
>>202636AC!? W-WHY ISNT THIS PIGGED!?
No.202657
>>202631What drives retard niggers to say "current year" instead of just saying what year it is?
No.202731
>>202655Because it is transcendental art
No.215102
discord cliques and cults also arise from this these tendencies
No.217028
>>215096>DBDR thumbnailaryankino though