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 No.139294

;-;

 No.139297

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>entry level position
>Los Angeles, CA
>$20.00 Per Hour
>Education/Experience: Bachelor’s degree in information technology, Computer Science, or a related field, or equivalent work experience.

 No.139298

To be fair I read that the requested education/experience is just a preference and not a minimum in many cases 🤓

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>>139298
how many applications u filled out broski

 No.139300

>>139299
Zero but there's no work here anyway

 No.139301

You must automate your application sending process and gamefy it because pajeets and snow niggas who control the companies have decided to bury the divine light within their hearts, they are closer to cows and sheep than humans.

 No.139302

>>139301
I had sent 1500+ applications and had to set with subhuman managers who want to be like Elon cuck before I got a job.

 No.139303

>>139301
how do i do this?

 No.139306

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>soykikes make one funny meme after years of trying
>it has nothing to do with bearded man
but yeah no the job market is fuxated right now, no doubt about it brodie. keep putting out those applications and hope for the best. i find going there in person helps a little, especially if you get to see da manager

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>>139303
just get near to your local politician guns akimbo and do the needful

 No.139309

>>139306
god i hate the concept of HR so much. That shit shouldn't exist. And it's always all foids too

 No.139310

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>>139303
do the old trick of flooding the spaces between paragraphs in your resume with buzzwords and then making the font white so that the ai they use to hire people picks up on your application

 No.139311

>>139310
i meant to say resume not application

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>>139309
Women gatekeep 3 specific jobs: preschool teaching, HR and lab technicians.

They're starting to gatekeep pediatrics too.

 No.139314

>>139313
letting foids work was a mistake

 No.139316

the fun fact is no one is gatekeeping them out of engineering or trades, they gatekeep themselves out for being completely useless in these fields
very few women in construction, sewage cleaning or woodwork

 No.139317

but also these trades are now full of immigrants that work for peanuts and bananas

 No.139318

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>thread derailed as soon as women come up
you guys need to get laid already

 No.139321

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>>139303
You gotta give me a kiss and then the job fairy will get you a job.

No, but seriously, you gotta make it a routine, everyday specify a time, at least an hour to just send applications. For automation, there are scripts and services but I dont think you are that desperate or autistic (yet)

 No.139322

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reminder: there are 1500,000,000 pajeets, 60 different LLMs that can code and automatize tasks, foids gatekeeping you from most fields, boomers laughing at you while destroying the housing market, governments that only care about bleeding your well-earned money through taxes in top of more taxes so they can give it to jews no matter what you vote, and they're prepping wars to send only men that have Mexican to Norwegian skintones

 No.139323

and of course 0 @🇪🇸 because I'm right

 No.139328

This is why we need socialism

 No.139330

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>>139330
I would listen to a full 24h radio AI session of anti-jewish G-Funk

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>>139322
>automatize
yet another spanish=polish moment

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 No.139375

everytime i want to quit i just look at the job market and remember ill probably never find another job as lax like this

 No.139376

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>>139375
So true. Hate my job but I wont find anything better. Fuck everything

 No.139377

capitalism is evil

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>capitalism is evil

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>>139378
The trans communist ocutpus is coming to get me

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 No.139403

I hate being unemployed bum but I am smoking weed in Slovenia so it's not all bad

 No.139408

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Wish I was unemployed

 No.139409

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Wish I was unemployed but with lots of money

 No.139412

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 No.139422

Theoretically I could probably be unemployed forever if I move down to my grandma's and start growing crops and sell them or something… wait does that count?

 No.139426

>>139403
I thought you quit weed

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>>139426
Ceremonial for the vacay prolly

 No.139428

>>139422
you would get megacucked by monsanto o algo

 No.139430

>>139428
Monsanto doesn't grow pawpaws

 No.139493

top 7% earners who never wrote a cv or had a job interview ww@

 No.139674

>>139493
Rehab room calls this "good life"

 No.139830

It rocks.
Better neeting than niggerslaving

 No.139836

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>that feel when the labour suffering is over after a decade and you get a union job

 No.139837

>>139836
>union job
Yankee

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 No.141117

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I just remembered some tips and tricks I used, and I will provide them to you because I don't want bantoids to starve.

-make custom cvs based on the job you are applying to: let's say it's a web development position, you want to edit the CV to include all your web development skills, knowledge and projects. It's not a good idea to just use one CV, this is why LinkedIn has the option to upload multiple cvs.

-key words to scam the ATS: goin back to the web development example, if the niggers in HR want a monkey who uses angular, then you want to make sure that the word 'angular' is present in the CV so that ur clitty doesn't get locked by the ATS, while u get cucked by other applicants, this needs to be specific, if the job is asking for angular putting 'React' wouldn't cut it even if they are both web development tools because ur application isn't viewed by a human in the first place.

-automatiom: you can use chatgpt to generate you a python code that can automatically make cvs that match the job description postings, make sure to tell it to lookout for key words and such

-lastly make sure you are actually qualified for the job, there is no point in scamming the ATS, if you are just going to fail the technical interview with the niggers in HR.

Now I will be back to rude posting, bye.

 No.141259

i got an interview
maybe it's not over

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>>141259
whitepill blast

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>>141259
Ur welcome 😌

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>>141264
Who the hell r u

 No.141573

>open up LinkedIn feed
>First post: top 10 most powerful mudras for job interviews with a pic of christiano Ronaldo

 No.142526

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i can't even find any McJob because none of the places have the hours to hire me

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>>142526
You`re american so just rob people who are richer than you or sell crack on the corner for easy money

 No.142540

My resume gap is agarthan

 No.142664

>>139299
He is a multimillionaire tho??

 No.142666

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>>142664
Check the housing prices

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>>142666
I remember back in 2007 I would look in the window of real estate places and a tiny shitty house would go for A$300k-A$400k
A different time

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>>139430
just called them
they are patenting them as we speak

 No.142690

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bro getting a job isn't even fucking worth it. Work is torture. Do something you enjoy, like making video essays on youtube.

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meanwhile a lot of men do backbreaking work and make half of what she makes
but yes.. of course.. the gender pay gap…

 No.143445

>pay gap
gay cap

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>>143378
this is why we need ai (or indians)

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 No.149500

job interview in 1 hour

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>>149500
tell them you're trans and you'll get the job

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>>149501
that would be an instant disqualifier actually everyone hates troons

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>>149500
I had one today and it was all brown folk there so I'm not getting the job

 No.149505

Something weird that I noticed is that African and Caribbean brothers always smell good and dress somewhat respectable while African Americans always smell like shitty malt liquor

 No.149506

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>>149504
do brown employers not like hiring white folk?

 No.149512

>>149506
At least if they're Indian they won't, they only hire other Indians and prefer their own caste

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>>149506
What do you honestly think buddy

 No.149542

>>149514
i have faith in people and believe people have good intentions by default

 No.149544

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i was supposed to get a interview today for a cafe job that wanted me to go on weekends but it was too far away and i didnt have enough money to return home, so i told the taxi driver to bring me back home and he took $25 from me anyways

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>>149544
im sorry :(

 No.149578

>>139298
in job postings that have union agreements, every single line on the posting is a non-negotiable requirement

and usually the entire job description is useless, and the only useful text besides the requirements are who the reporting manager is, which you would then reverse lookup to find the department to actually know how to prepare for what kind of questions

t. goodest goy wagey

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>>149542
fake blackpiller

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>>149501
She's working for a tech or media company in NYC or la

 No.149584

>>149583
*She's not

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>>149583
lol the job i had an interview for was in florida, literally the most conservative state

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weekends are painful when job searching because there's literally nothing you can do. everything is closed, no one will email you or message you about any job interviews, and there's no new listings either

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>>151538
I've given up and decided I'm just gonna do door dash when I get my licence

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>>151538
Remote work

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>>151541
i did this with uber eats but the pay is shit after gas prices

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>>151543
I have a cheap gass output but yeah I'll be making less than minwage probs (my rent is only 300 a month so it's all Gucci) I guess I can spend the last of my savings on seamaxx

 No.151548

>>151544
300?? where are you living?

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>>151548
Secret 🤫

 No.151577

>>149589
How the hell is Florida so conservative? Before knowing english or anything about the US I had the impression that it was California but bathed by the Atlantic Ocean.

 No.151581

>>151577
It's a part of the American south culturally

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 No.151604

>>151603
>So, I went to Somalia, where my mother lives
HE IS FUCKING BLACK

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>>151603
>>151604
This retard could live like a king in any emerging country with that money. But instead he chooses to go to the manifestation of hell on earth instead: Somalia. Should've tried to become a warlord instead and own his country.

 No.151625

>>151577
floridians are crazy people so it tracks

 No.152857

i have a feeling my job search could take years
it's that bleak

 No.152877

>>152857
Going to uni and moving to a big city is the only way forward for troons I fear

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>>152857
I asked for some tips in the hustler university discord and they said you need to get a remilia cosplay and open a patreon



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